Realistically speaking, I doubt I will find a decent broad so

[jackthemack]

Daddy: “uh….Brandon…you mind cutting the grass today, son”

Dink: “Nigga don’t see me on the IC…Fuck out chea…”

Daddy:

You've been on my sack for years now. It's time we fight to the death. Name the location.

 

[a.mann]

Holodeck 12

you choose the program

 

[jackthemack]

Alright I'm going to sleep. I'mma go to the beach tomorrow and catch some waves.

 

[Gooner]

yea sexy asians are hard to find...i think they the only ones below white chicks to me

but once in awhile

 

[CaliGuerillaBlazin]

I don't know why you think I'm soft. I guarantee you wouldn't try no dumb shit with me in real life. My own daddy don't get in my face with that bullshit. When I blow up, I blow up. Not a good thing.

LMAO. Why u talking bout yo daddy? father issues I see lol j/k. I'm sure Carlton had his breaking point too.

Never in my life have I been threatened by a fucking Mexican. Y'all niggas like 5'6" fuck I look like LMAO. If I haven't ran from some linemen sized country boys you think Imma run from some toy dog sized mexicans? Honestly?

Come to Cali, Boy. I aint never backed down from Silverback Guerilla sized Black guys who tried to pull some shit on a young g. And u honestly u can pass for a member of the Jamaican Track team B, FOH. What confrontations have u had? Fights? Anything? or is it Story time?

Ayo Mexican dukes be hoopin on the low tho. They be short and their shot is always weird looking but they can hoop. Mos tof them wear a backwards cap too.

Go to Mexico, Them Spics is serious on the court. The Natives short and practically dunking. The fundamentals are solid, great footwork and lay ups, throwing Kareem hooks and all types of crazy shit. Tournaments go Hard.

I'm not the biggest basketball fan tho, more of a football guy, its what I played and excelled at. I am a horrible Mexican basketball player. My Sister was a baller tho. Coulda been something big lol.

 

[Gooner]

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[Lambent]

Everytime I take a picture, I have to life my eyes up or it will look like I'm half sleep. Consequently, it looks like I am unsure and insecure with my brows furrowed. Constant dilemma I have to deal with.

haha, I gotta do that shit too. Both of my eyes lids are lazy, so niggas use to always joke about how I was high.

 

[NELLY'S BAND-AID]

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[arbitration]

I'd rather die than spend my life with a cave dog. Like put a bullet in my head. The very thought of such a fate burdens me everyday. I dislike white women so much, I have like a physical reaction of disgust.

So if that Transformer chick threw that ish in ur lap, u would turn her away right? FOH.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Y'all niggas just ever randomly break out into tears? Ya me neither.

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[NELLY'S BAND-AID]

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[edwardnigma]

I been on this same tip, I got two broads trying to con me into a relationship....Nope, I'm not goigg for it this time..... I'll spend some time with them, maybe go out fuck, then thats it I'll holla at you in 2-3 days or next week

 

[haute]

Aaawww

You're young

You'll find someone, but it'll be when you're not looking for her

 

[MacOne]

I can empathize with Dink on this one.

Most these bitches disgust me, even tho they are physically attractive and I would fuck. I blame it mostly on the parents tho. I was raised like a G.

I'm not completely dismayed tho because with the amount of females on Earth I have confidence I can find one to wife and cuff up thats not a complete trollop.

Shiiiiit. I might even ship one in from the Old Country, they don't make bitches like they used to ya know.

I'd have a relationship like Gene Simmons tho, I think he was with the broad for mad years and then finally put a ring on it when it was evident she was a real bitch ya naw mean.

Dink makes homemade fleshlights tho...rubberglove wash cloth rubber band....prison style...... instructions are on his blog

 

[tam]

I like the softer side of dink, lol... you're young and you'll find someone like haute said

 

[Jonas.dini]

Dogg there are billions of chicks in the world, just find one u can tolerate and wife her up, shit ain't rocket science.

Sometimes I think we spend way too much time pining over women and trying to find the "right one" ... and I'm guilty of this too... makes me wish I lived in a more animalistic era of human history.

 

[edwardnigma]

I like the softer side of dink, lol... you're young and you'll find someone like haute said

This is not true at all...I'm sorry Dink, Your worst nightmares, are pretty much a fucking reality at this point...You're gonna be alone forever...let that echo through your ears...or you'll end up with a fat whit bitch that says shit like gimme milk when she wants to fuck

 

[edwardnigma]

1. aint no such thing as love

2. you will never find a female who will be faithful, respectful, and interesting...

3. these new hoes have zero scrupples...

lol You ole Dream Killer ass nigga! How you gon tell this lonely ass mofo ain't no love...he gon hop off a bridge or something lol or shave his face again lol

 

[1of1]

everytime i take a picture, i have to life my eyes up or it will look like i'm half sleep. Consequently, it looks like i am unsure and insecure with my brows furrowed. Constant dilemma i have to deal with.

lmao @ this shit

 

[jackthemack]

I aint looking for love.That's dumb.