real talk if you buy Brawny paper towels you a ghey ass neegha

[matches malone]

Legion Of Trill thread

^^

trill neegha who makes his beaches come over to clean the kitchen and bring their own supplie, therefore eliminating the need to buy Brawny towels hisself

:salutes:

 

[BelovedAfeni]

Haha

No chill for real

 

[geeboy]

how you gonna call yourself a hetero if you have this nigga smiling at you whenever you reach in the cabinet to clean up a spill.

if you have Brawny in your kitchen use it to wipe the lipstick off your fatherless face and then go swan dive into a volcano

Dame Dash is that you..!

 

[Alpha_Ambition]

Lol I was in store and saw the 8 pack of brawny and started busted up laughing

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

how you gonna call yourself a hetero if you have this nigga smiling at you whenever you reach in the cabinet to clean up a spill.

if you have Brawny in your kitchen use it to wipe the lipstick off your fatherless face and then go swan dive into a volcano

you keep the packaging on your paper towels?

bet you the type of nigga to put plastic over his couch

You the type of nigga to stockpile toilet roll in a cupboard somewhere I can tell like 30 rolls but you still buy some each time you go shoppin'

Nigga have ever looked in yo mama or grandma cupboard?? I go to my parents house for toilet paper, paper towel, and sugar. Old heads stay with that stockpile.

I had told my grandad to stop doin' it when I moved in. I told him there was no need coz I could go to the shop when there's only one roll left. He didn't wanna hear it.

 

[KingFreeman]

how you gonna call yourself a hetero if you have this nigga smiling at you whenever you reach in the cabinet to clean up a spill.

if you have Brawny in your kitchen use it to wipe the lipstick off your fatherless face and then go swan dive into a volcano

you keep the packaging on your paper towels?

bet you the type of nigga to put plastic over his couch

You the type of nigga to stockpile toilet roll in a cupboard somewhere I can tell like 30 rolls but you still buy some each time you go shoppin'

Nigga have ever looked in yo mama or grandma cupboard?? I go to my parents house for toilet paper, paper towel, and sugar. Old heads stay with that stockpile.

I had told my grandad to stop doin' it when I moved in. I told him there was no need coz I could go to the shop when there's only one roll left. He didn't wanna hear it.

Picked my mom up from Costco the other week she had a 10lb bag of sugar. I laughed so hard. Like what are you gonna do with all that fucking sugar?? Dont make no damn sense. But a sale is a sale lol. Old ppl crazy af.

 

[matches malone]

Lol I was in store and saw the 8 pack of brawny and started busted up laughing

lmaoooo

 

[matches malone]

So apparently, Brawny found this thread roasting their gay packaging, and made some changes

A noble step, but I still dont think I'll be purchasing them. That Strength has no Gender' shit reeks of tranny/shim talk

 

[CashmoneyDux]

So apparently, Brawny found this thread roasting their gay packaging, and made some changes

A noble step, but I still dont think I'll be purchasing them. That Strength has no Gender' shit reeks of tranny/shim talk

Lmaoooooooo @ turning a female on the brawny rapper into something about shemales

 

[Trill Gate$]

how you gonna call yourself a hetero if you have this nigga smiling at you whenever you reach in the cabinet to clean up a spill.

if you have Brawny in your kitchen use it to wipe the lipstick off your fatherless face and then go swan dive into a volcano

you keep the packaging on your paper towels?

bet you the type of nigga to put plastic over his couch

You the type of nigga to stockpile toilet roll in a cupboard somewhere I can tell like 30 rolls but you still buy some each time you go shoppin'

Nigga have ever looked in yo mama or grandma cupboard?? I go to my parents house for toilet paper, paper towel, and sugar. Old heads stay with that stockpile.

Yoooo if this ain't the truth. My dad keeps at least 15 rolls of toilet paper and five pounds of sugar on deck at all times.

 

[In Your Moms Room]

Real shit. Studies show that men who buy brawny paper towels are 70% more likely to sit down when they pee and 77% more likely to own a dildo. It's been documented that Bruce Jenner used Bounty paper towels during his gold medal run in the olympics until recently when he switched to Brawny and started wearing dresses.

 

[matches malone]

Real shit. Studies show that men who buy brawny paper towels are 70% more likely to sit down when they pee and 77% more likely to own a dildo. It's been documented that Bruce Jenner used Bounty paper towels during his gold medal run in the olympics until recently when he switched to Brawny and started wearing dresses.

gah damn. cant argue with science.