real ni99as got them h0es

[Bwoahmizzee]

real niggas wear slippers outside

real niggas don't make plans they just wake up and live

real niggas ice grill anybody age from age 8 to 80

real niggas tell people when they have ugly babies

real niggas smack at least one person a day for no reason

 

[[Trillmatic]]

real niggas don't eat balanced breakfasts

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Real niggas have old slave names in this decade
ex: Otis, Thurston, Floyd, Titus.

Real niggas ask for food while their waiting to be interviewed on the First 48

 

[I'm THAT guy...]

real niggas get a bitch to watch their main bitches kids while he goes and smokes with other real niggas

 

[Plop Star]

real niggas make plap mod

or yall can continue to be fuck niggas yo whole life