Allah_U_Akbar
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Wait a minute! I just thought about something!
Uptown should DEFINITELY pass on this broad.
Think about it:
She obviously relaxes her hair (might even have a weave) instead of wearing it naturally and she wears westernized (American White girl) clothes instead of traditional African garments.
This broad obviously wants to be White.
This b!tch is trash!
Uptown despises these types of females!
You can't compromise your principles just for a quick smash.
Stay true.
PASS!
Uptown should DEFINITELY pass on this broad.
Think about it:
She obviously relaxes her hair (might even have a weave) instead of wearing it naturally and she wears westernized (American White girl) clothes instead of traditional African garments.
This broad obviously wants to be White.
This b!tch is trash!
Uptown despises these types of females!
You can't compromise your principles just for a quick smash.
Stay true.
PASS!
Allah_U_Akbar;5248796 said:
nice try LOL
wait till i show you some screen shots of her facebook. i think she requested me because my profile pic and because one of our mutual friends made a post about the bible and i dropped a gem. cause that was one of my first times commenting on facebook in ages then she just popped up.
but like i said nice try, but even if that shit applied you'd still be slightly off LOL
shit if that applied i wouldnt be getting NO ASS out cheah LOL
wifey will have all that shit you posted tho ... pretty much anyway
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ShottaDaBeast
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if you don't want to smash then pass her to me, but in the meantime..... FEED US MORE!!!!
thegreatunknown
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Man gone on and get at her....
Recaptimus_Prime360
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*looks around*
PSSSST!! Hey Connex. Feel free to pass her to me. I'll be the the one to step up. Put in a good word for a brotha.
*hears a noise*
Ok I gotta go. If anybody ask, we never had this conversation. Deuces.
*disappears in the darkness*
PSSSST!! Hey Connex. Feel free to pass her to me. I'll be the the one to step up. Put in a good word for a brotha.
*hears a noise*
Ok I gotta go. If anybody ask, we never had this conversation. Deuces.
*disappears in the darkness*
VulcanRaven
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Tip and drill. Classic backshot shorty right here. Face reminds me of Kimi.
HustleThaDon
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Tag n Bag my brother
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Mad Jack;5251888 said:
Wait is this a shots fired post??? Lol
VulcanRaven
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ROFL I forgot, didn't you have beef with Kimi?
chanita717
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Hey guys, I got an inbox message and a call while I was working in regards to this post. Thanks for the love, and NEWSFLASH: I AM NOT GOING TO BE EVERYONE's CUP OF TEA. I got over thinking that crazily in the third grade, and I am close to forty now. In other news, water is wet and drinking+driving can kill you. I am not mad, I always sort of wondered how the results would turn out if I were (randomly) in one of these posts. The only problem is that this guy thinks he even has a chance, and well...I will just post my FB reply to his fantasy. If you want to look at it yourself, my name is Chanita Canidate.
"THE GOOD NEWS: I AM A FAMOUS INTERNET SENSATION (If you have ever even heard of this website). THE IFFY NEWS: I am only famous, apparently, for being a 'butterface'. THE STRANGE NEWS: The guy who originally posted this seems to be making potential plans with me, yet has never even bothered to let me in on them. When someone first inboxed me about this thread, my first was who the hell is this guy? I mean literally, I had no idea who he was. But since the good samaritan gave up the guy's government name, I am even more perplexed since the guy who is so confused about whether he should "smash" or "pass" on my ugly a$$ looks like a bizarro version of the fat one from Keenan and Kel. His name is Craig Lewis, and he is a portly schlub who works at a music store in our hometown that is frequented and patronized only by Deejays and people who still buy CD's because they are too dense to realize that you can actually download entire albums off of the internet for free. I'm not turned off or cross about being called ugly or old (or even traany-esque,heh-heh) , I have heard many things in this vein in my lifetime before. (Someone once told me that i look like the black Sandra Bernhardt; and even more macabre--like the face from the Cleveland Indians' old logo/mascot...I was strangely excited by that last one).No, the thing that gets me is that he starts off his rant with stating that I am not "wifey" material because of my hair (hey, I thought it was cute to have a curly mullet for a bit! Besides, is he trying to smash me,pass on me, or MARRY me?!?), and that I probably requested him because of some 'knowledge' that he dropped on a mutual friend's page. WRONG! I AM A FOLLOWER WHO CONFORMS!! If Facebook tells me that I may know this person, I take their damned word for it and request them. Also, I probably do give off a 'hoodrat' vibe because of my exaggerated, cartoonish body (my curves are a blessing and a curse--but what can I do?!?), but I am a grown adult working on her second advanced degree...in English, mind you--so I am more T.S. than Ebonics (so sorry to disappoint), and haven't even lived in the 'hood' for sixteen years...THOUGH I LOVE IT THERE!! But seriously, this guy reminds me of some square who is contemplating which room in the White House he should sleep in, knowing that his old L7 a$$ never even got the presidential nomination in the first place. But hey, Craig Lewis, if you're reading this--I'll still be you Facebook friend if you like, since you think that a friend request is tantamount to me offering up a night or two of heated, sexual, funky, passion. Doggystyle, of course, so I don't have to look at you."
And lastly, since all press is good press and I have your attention, does anyone know where I can get a preowned Ford Mustang for $7,000 or under, preferably under 90,000 miles? Might as well make the best of this!
"THE GOOD NEWS: I AM A FAMOUS INTERNET SENSATION (If you have ever even heard of this website). THE IFFY NEWS: I am only famous, apparently, for being a 'butterface'. THE STRANGE NEWS: The guy who originally posted this seems to be making potential plans with me, yet has never even bothered to let me in on them. When someone first inboxed me about this thread, my first was who the hell is this guy? I mean literally, I had no idea who he was. But since the good samaritan gave up the guy's government name, I am even more perplexed since the guy who is so confused about whether he should "smash" or "pass" on my ugly a$$ looks like a bizarro version of the fat one from Keenan and Kel. His name is Craig Lewis, and he is a portly schlub who works at a music store in our hometown that is frequented and patronized only by Deejays and people who still buy CD's because they are too dense to realize that you can actually download entire albums off of the internet for free. I'm not turned off or cross about being called ugly or old (or even traany-esque,heh-heh) , I have heard many things in this vein in my lifetime before. (Someone once told me that i look like the black Sandra Bernhardt; and even more macabre--like the face from the Cleveland Indians' old logo/mascot...I was strangely excited by that last one).No, the thing that gets me is that he starts off his rant with stating that I am not "wifey" material because of my hair (hey, I thought it was cute to have a curly mullet for a bit! Besides, is he trying to smash me,pass on me, or MARRY me?!?), and that I probably requested him because of some 'knowledge' that he dropped on a mutual friend's page. WRONG! I AM A FOLLOWER WHO CONFORMS!! If Facebook tells me that I may know this person, I take their damned word for it and request them. Also, I probably do give off a 'hoodrat' vibe because of my exaggerated, cartoonish body (my curves are a blessing and a curse--but what can I do?!?), but I am a grown adult working on her second advanced degree...in English, mind you--so I am more T.S. than Ebonics (so sorry to disappoint), and haven't even lived in the 'hood' for sixteen years...THOUGH I LOVE IT THERE!! But seriously, this guy reminds me of some square who is contemplating which room in the White House he should sleep in, knowing that his old L7 a$$ never even got the presidential nomination in the first place. But hey, Craig Lewis, if you're reading this--I'll still be you Facebook friend if you like, since you think that a friend request is tantamount to me offering up a night or two of heated, sexual, funky, passion. Doggystyle, of course, so I don't have to look at you."
And lastly, since all press is good press and I have your attention, does anyone know where I can get a preowned Ford Mustang for $7,000 or under, preferably under 90,000 miles? Might as well make the best of this!
chanita717
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And by T.S., I meant T.S. Eliot the poet, not Terror Squad,lol.
say it ain't so craig! player cards will be revoked and you'll need to resign after this scandal. smh 12/12/12
http://www.facebook.com/chanita.canidate
http://www.facebook.com/chanita.canidate
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