I was encouraged and inspired by Hrap to do this
Disclaimer: This is negro power. To get the actual power rating you have to take the square and divide by 2.
10 Laws of Negro Power
1.Beg and threaten white people that those "other" Negroes will tear down your house if your bougeroise friends don't get political appointments or some HNIC job at a Fortune 500 company. You know, one of those Director of Diversity or VP in charge of Community Relations, or some meaningless job or tax write off position.
2. Quote Charles Ogletree.
3. When Farrakhan's name is mentioned change the subject.
4. Reassure good white folks, that you are for everybody and have no intention of bedding their daughter.
5. Wear Kente cloth on Ebony and Essence Photo shoots during February.
6. Talk that Black Stuff at roundtables and forums with black people, but switch the style up when in the Presence of corporate benefactors.
7. Talk economic independence, yet strive to keep a lifetime job. This guarantee full access to media as they are always eager to throw a mike in front of a nigga who doesn't know wtf he is talking about.
8. Cry racism, when white bosses expose shoddy work or scholarship. Preferably in front of a cameras, this almost guarantees lifetime employment, due to white guilt or fear of exposure or at least a few more years.
9. Marry a white woman.
10. Piss off Tavis Smiley.
Disclaimer: This is negro power. To get the actual power rating you have to take the square and divide by 2.
10 Laws of Negro Power
1.Beg and threaten white people that those "other" Negroes will tear down your house if your bougeroise friends don't get political appointments or some HNIC job at a Fortune 500 company. You know, one of those Director of Diversity or VP in charge of Community Relations, or some meaningless job or tax write off position.
2. Quote Charles Ogletree.
3. When Farrakhan's name is mentioned change the subject.
4. Reassure good white folks, that you are for everybody and have no intention of bedding their daughter.
5. Wear Kente cloth on Ebony and Essence Photo shoots during February.
6. Talk that Black Stuff at roundtables and forums with black people, but switch the style up when in the Presence of corporate benefactors.
7. Talk economic independence, yet strive to keep a lifetime job. This guarantee full access to media as they are always eager to throw a mike in front of a nigga who doesn't know wtf he is talking about.
8. Cry racism, when white bosses expose shoddy work or scholarship. Preferably in front of a cameras, this almost guarantees lifetime employment, due to white guilt or fear of exposure or at least a few more years.
9. Marry a white woman.
10. Piss off Tavis Smiley.
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