Questions and Statements about God...

[Chike]

when have I disrespected black men, Black women and Africa?
Let me ask you. How can you support something, be for uplifting something but feel offended when discussion what holds it down. except if it's the white man? You come off as if black people will never be shit while the white man is on this planet. Why do you grant your so called enemy so much power and control over your life?

To say God hates black countries is not disrespectful! look the fuck around. If there is any type of God then I think it's a good observation on my behalf.

Here is what's wrong with your whole attempt at being clever.

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

Today I would like to talk about something I really detest – the continent of Africa.

Africa is a stupid, worthless continent and I regret ever creating it.

You must understand that, back when I, The Almighty Lord your God, Awesome and Perfect Creator of the Universe, first created the planet Earth, I was a much younger and inexperienced deity. Back then, My design aesthetic was more than a little amateurish.

As a result, we have the hideous land mass that is Africa. Just nothing but sand and desert all across the top, and disgusting jungles and stuff in the bottom part. And oh look! Lots of rivers and ugly mountains just tacked on all over the place. I just can’t stand even looking at this waste of space anymore.

I mean, seriously – why the hell did I make it so stupid big? It’s huge! I think I knew that Africa was ugly, so I thought I could make up for it, overcompensate you might say, by making it so ludicrously large. I should have just destroyed the whole thing and started over, but by then I had already spent like almost an entire day on it, and I had a 7-day schedule to keep. I wasn’t about to give up My day off.

But beyond hating how it looks, I also really, really hate all the people who live in Africa. They are immoral, animalistic heathens who refuse to acknowledge My Divine Power (although they have been given every opportunity to do so.) And so I like to keep them oppressed, poor and AIDS-infected.

I also really enjoy watching them starve.

None of the bolded is true whatsoever. The people might be oppressed, and many have been victims of genocide and contracted HIV, but your opinion on the scenery is not fact, but opinion. The jungles and mountains and plains of Africa are drop dead gorgeous and extremely important to the eco system that sustains all life, THIS is why it's so massive. The only thing destroying Africa is European influence and control, not some god... We are not putting white people on a high horse, we're just acknowledging what they are doing. THEY are NOT holding us back, WE are holding ourselves back by doing pretty much the same shit YOU are doing. Instead of wanting to get rid of the problem, YOU/THEY want to turn the other cheek, forgive and forget WHILE the shit that you want us to forgive and forget is STILL TAKING PLACE. Don't come in here and say we aren't for the upliftment of our people just because we're not willing to bend over and take the aids infested dildo up our asses like sell outs just to make a quick buck and live in a mansion.

 

[Chike]

first you have to believe in god to believe that!!!!
second you have to have a sense of humor about said god.
I see your problem is that you take everything serious thats why you think the world is ending in a minute now.
If I told you the world was facing a toilet paper shortage you would hold your shit.

wtf are you talking about bro... You put shit in your post that is really happening... Oppression, AIDS and the fact that African people are looked at as heathens and animals. Then you claim the whole post is just a joke? lol You're the joke. This thread is pointless and lacks funny.

 

[Chike]

go back and re-read the title. then imagine if god himself wrote it.

I did the first time. That's why I thought it made no sense whatsoever. Especially what I bolded. If you wanted to be clever, you would have put why God would allow such a BEAUTIFUL place to be destroyed... you just did it wrong... backwards.

 

[ThaChozenWun]

Church of etherolligy coming in 2013, send your money forms in now for your official membership card.

 

[ThaChozenWun]

Oh no no no, you got it wrong, the guys who wrote the bible messed these up. They werent really pointing toward god its just a misunderstanding in the translation.

 

[alissowack]

What right did Jeremiah have to say that he knew God was lying to him? What was it that Jeremiah believe that he was being lied to about? And does this "lying spirit" only affect the ability to perform the moral aspect of telling the truth or does it go deeper than that?

 

[ThaChozenWun]

What right did Jeremiah have to say that he knew God was lying to him? What was it that Jeremiah believe that he was being lied to about? And does this "lying spirit" only affect the ability to perform the moral aspect of telling the truth or does it go deeper than that?

What right do people have telling others the bible is true?

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Oh look, someone quoting single lines from the Bible completely out of complex. Someone trying to discredit God and/or the Bible using the same dirty tactics the overzealous bible thumpers do. I gues what's good for the goose is good for the gander right.

 

[supaman4321]

God is Sovereign. He has no one to answer to. Man was created in the image of God, thus we are able to think, feel, and will. All of these actions are freely given to us by God because we are made after His image and likeness. Ans because this is so, we are morally responsible to follow and obey God. This is were the will comes in. We have to ability to either choose to obey God or choose to disobey God. If we had no free will, we would all be mindless robots.

ZING!

and we choose to follow God like i said we do not have free will if we did like i said earlier we'd be able to do whatever we wanted but that's obviously not true, we can only due what we're allowed to do, i might have the WILL(desire or want if it must be put even more plainly) to drag every kafir into the the street and beat them with a sock and soap or a bag of rocks, but if God does not endow me with the OPTION to do so then I have no CHOICE in the matter and my WILL will be pointless

 

[alissowack]

What right do people have telling others the bible is true?

A better question to probably ask is what rights do we have to knowing the truth or proclaiming the truth...period. Let's say it is true that God exist. So what? Why must a person who knows or proclaims this feel as if they own it or is master of it? Is the truth something to boast about?

 

[alissowack]

Basicly he felt god was making him look like an ass. You know the shit the bible god does to people. Pick on single person out of the masses to deliever a message that no one will believe. That type of shit.

And feeling insulted equates to being lied to? The truth can be insulting as well.

 

[TX_Made713]

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[ThaChozenWun]

God is a invisible unicorn with a great illuminating horn blinding the on looker... prove me wrong

 

[TX_Made713]

"have you looked in a dictionary and looked up the word heaven?"

"God would not be in heaven, god would be heaven!"

"God is in everyone"

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

The straight and narrow path is dark. Feeling your way around, putting faith in god to guide you. It is the path of destruction that is lit up so that all thats gold glitters!

 

[DRO]

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wasnt dude busted for child molestation??

 

[Punisher__]

We would first have to prove that such a God exists, before claiming he/she/it is "light."

 

[TX_Made713]

The straight and narrow path is dark. Feeling your way around, putting faith in god to guide you. It is the path of destruction that is lit up so that all thats gold glitters!

You must get quotes in your mail box daily

deep shit as always

 

[TX_Made713]

wasnt dude busted for child molestation??

people that follow him swear hes meant to be in jail. They claim he is another person resurrected and that he was meant to be locked away. Hes coming home soon though

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Jesus murphy, the original post was only three posts away...