Question for the non-religious posters

[deadeye]

How do you politely decline an invitation to church?

Just say "no thank you."

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

man the fuck up and say no nigga

And become the antisocial disgruntled nigga in the office...I work with white folks mostly

...and you care about what your coworkers think of you b/c??

You gotta politick to climb the payscale nigga

Not necessarily. The work you do will speak for you. Not your coworkers. You refusing to go to church wit them had no correlation wit what you do in the office.

That's outside activity.

 

[Wooden Chop Sticks]

Just tell them niggas no. If they ask why tell them you don't feel like it...stare at them for a few minutes and then walk off. Fuck em.

 

[Wooden Chop Sticks]

Just tell them niggas no. If they ask why tell them you don't feel like it...stare at them for a few minutes and then walk off. Fuck em.

 

[Shizlansky]

They slick too...first hit you with "Hey what do you have planned for the weekend?"

And if you slip up and say "Ah, I don't really know"

They get that look like

Cause they know they got you right where they want you

Gave you a goat cuz that's my alltime favorite gif.

 

[MzKB]

How do you politely decline an invitation to church?

Just say "no thank you."

 

[damobb2deep]

How do you politely decline an invitation to church? I hate when muhfuckas do this shit and it's usually somebody from work. It puts me in a shitty position because I know they genuinely think they're doing something nice. But I'm also not about to explain why I don't wanna go play make believe with some grown ass people, mind ya business hoe. Suggestions? Cause I know it's bound to happen again and again.

and going 2 church is make believe how?

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Church girls are freaky... Or so I've heard.

You should give it a try.​

...proof that God exist.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

They slick too...first hit you with "Hey what do you have planned for the weekend?"

And if you slip up and say "Ah, I don't really know"

They get that look like

Cause they know they got you right where they want you

LMAO!! Yeah this brings up memories.

 

[jay83]

Just say you go to bedside baptist.

 

[CottonCitySlim]

I accept...then dont show up

*shrugs*

 

[VIBE]

"No", doesn't hurt.

If they're persistent, then you explain that you aren't into church or religious beliefs.

If you fear their opinions on you, you need to man up.

 

[Bodhi]

Tell them you're scared. Last time you went to church you caught an extreme case of the holy ghost and it unfortunately took you a week to recover. Tell them you don't want to put yourself at risk to catch it twice.

 

[Bodhi]

 

[jono]

The only people that ask me to attend church with them are church girls I hang with and usually we've already had the conversation about me and their lord and savior.

At that point I'm asked only to be polite so my response is usually equally polite: "Jono you should come to church with me this Sunday" "Nah, no thanks doll. You have fun though" and that's usually the end until she inevitably asks again.

I don't really respond with aggression, I respond more aggressively to offers of ribs and pork chops than church. 99% of the people I associate with regularly are Black, Blacks are highly religious, so its bound to come up in conversation and stuff. Just decline and quickly change the subject.

 

[mryounggun]

But...they ARE doing a nice thing. Just tell decline and let them know you ain't into going church, but thanks for the invite. Get some social skills, nigga.

 

[Rubato Garcia]

How do you politely decline an invitation to church? I hate when muhfuckas do this shit and it's usually somebody from work. It puts me in a shitty position because I know they genuinely think they're doing something nice. But I'm also not about to explain why I don't wanna go play make believe with some grown ass people, mind ya business hoe. Suggestions? Cause I know it's bound to happen again and again.

and going 2 church is make believe how?

There have been countless threads on that, not really trying to go that route with this one

 

[Bodhi]

haha.. what if your friend you go to church with does all that screaming and fallin out and shit and you're the poor son of a bitch that has to catch him/her and fan him/her down with the little MLK church fans cuz its black history month?? It's gonna be mad awkward the following monday at work.

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

"I wish I could but I don't want to."

 

[melanated khemist]

How do you politely decline an invitation to church?

NO, Thank You