Question for the non-religious posters

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And make sure to make it creative enough, and believable enough to the point where it wont get suspicious when you keep turning them down.
 
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Church girls are freaky... Or so I've heard.

You should give it a try.

 
Rubato Garcia;489155 said:
How do you politely decline an invitation to church? I hate when muhfuckas do this shit and it's usually somebody from work. It puts me in a shitty position because I know they genuinely think they're doing something nice. But I'm also not about to explain why I don't wanna go play make believe with some grown ass people, mind ya business hoe. Suggestions? Cause I know it's bound to happen again and again.

Nigga just tell em you straight.. besides no one should be talking that church shit to u at work anyway.. Im one of the few brothers in my office too. "nice way"; No thx im good...

My way; Man fuck outta here
 
They slick too...first hit you with "Hey what do you have planned for the weekend?"

And if you slip up and say "Ah, I don't really know"

They get that look like

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Cause they know they got you right where they want you
 
Rubato Garcia;5433209 said:
They slick too...first hit you with "Hey what do you have planned for the weekend?"

And if you slip up and say "Ah, I don't really know"

They get that look like

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Cause they know they got you right where they want you

Add "Aside from the usual", that gives you some breathing space.
 
Disciplined InSight;5433212 said:
Rubato Garcia;5433157 said:
darkone360;5433153 said:
Rubato Garcia;5433148 said:
Plap Star;5433142 said:
man the fuck up and say no nigga

And become the antisocial disgruntled nigga in the office...I work with white folks mostly

...and you care about what your coworkers think of you b/c??

You gotta politick to climb the payscale nigga

Ass kissing?

Not at all, but not alienating otherwise decent people either
 
Rubato Garcia;5433217 said:
BoldChild;5433193 said:
Another piece of advice.

Never lie about being at anything public as a cover up.

Care to elaborate?

It was more of a response to N64, even though it as a joek post.

Say you lie about going to somebody else church, working a part time job, helping out with some youth program, etc.

That opens up a can of worms, next thing you know they'll be like, "Word, I know such such who be there to, do you know them?"

Or, "Man, I was at that church last Sunday, and I ain't see you."

Or, "I go there every weekend, and I don't never see you."

etc.

My go to lie

"Ah, my cousin and I always do some family stuff around that time, or something like that. It's something they can't easily follow up on, and I can use it as an excuse in the future if someone ask the same thing.
 
Rubato Garcia;5433148 said:
Plap Star;5433142 said:
man the fuck up and say no nigga

And become the antisocial disgruntled nigga in the office...I work with white folks mostly

Tell'em you muslim.

Real shit though, I just say "no thanks". If they ask me again, I just look at 'em.

After that, I'm emailing HR.
 
Chicks be like, "Kzzl, you should come to church with me this weekend". Homies be like, "Man, bruh. We aughta get up and go to church in the morning". Mama be like, "You need to be in church more often".

I reply with one of these...

1. "The fuck I'mma do in there?"

2. "The fuck I look like in a church?"

3. "Fuck that. I don't pray."

4. "Nigga, I'm getting drunk this weekend. Fuck that shit."

5. "What the fuck for?"

6. "Nigga, I ain't getting up in the morning for shit. It's the weekend."

So and so forth. I leave the curse words out when talking to moms though. Co-workers, I say the same thing with no fucks given. No need to sugar coat shit in industrial work, foul language and assholes a plenty.
 
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I just say no thanks, maybe something later in the day. if they ask why just be honest, say your not a believer and wouldnt want to go to something you have no faith in.

If they think less of you because you dont believe they can fuck right off.
 
last summer my aunt was tryna recruit members to this new church...

when she asked me i said "aw u know my sundays are strictly for football"

she said well come for tues and thurs service...i said "aww u know this eddie long stuff..."

she dropped the subject in disgust lol
 

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