Problems sitting on toilet

[MzKB]

 

[SneakDZA]

Here's what you do...

you take a 1 liter bottle and fill it with water and put it in the toilet tank in the back. Then your water level will be lower.

You're welcome.

 

[BangEm_Bart]

Im confused, how y'all sitting y'all meat on y'all lap? Y'all shitting with y'all legs closed? Gonna end up givin y'all self an aneurysm doing that.

Just lay my meat on my left leg or wrap it around my waist bruh.

 

[deadeye]

 

[DNB1]

Undercover simp thread...

Smh.

 

[ForgetAboutIt87]

My problem is my dick so long (nh) it goes into the water. It pisses me off cause when I shit I gotta flush quick before shit touch my dick, but then I gotta slightly stand up when I flush so that the swirling shit dont rich my dick

If I have diarrhea, I just gotta take a shower after, there is no escape. I tried to ask my doctor what to do, but he don't have my problem.

Any advice?

yO, WHAT DA HELL DAWG

 

[Dazzling]

Lol

 

[kingofkingz]

Yall niggas GAY!!

 

[BenjaminE]

I dunno bout dick touching shit, but dick touching the side of the bowl or the water is a real problem for hung germaphobes like myself...

But the ones claiming to have this problem can't be the ones who wipe they ass sittin down either...

 

[not_osirus_jenkins]

Gay gay gay

 

[deadeye]

I always stand up and stoop over the toilet when I shit.

Problem solved.

nh.

 

[OmegaConflict]

Im a grower so I dont have this problem

yooo wtf..

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

Wood in the bowl is a no no.

 

[Splackavelli]

shit dick niggas lol!

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Ffs this "joke" is so fuckin old... or maybe it's just me but I swear to god the next fuckin loser to say that shit I'm just gonna tell them "then why don't you just hold your dick and jerk off at the same time".....

 

[Beta]

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

Since this is a meat thread i got a quick question. Does anyone else have a downward curve meat? All the pornos i've seen not one nigga has one. And when I asked /b/ about it they told me to stop beating my dick with my hand under my ass.

 

[Turfaholic]

This reminds me of the Bawse D. Lox roast

 

[riddlerap]

cosign Lou's post in this thread

 

[Dirty McGirty]

One of the most suspect threads I've ever seen - y'all should be ashamed.