Pretending You Don't Recognize People You Haven't Seen In A Long Time...

[Beta]

Shit happened to me in some jamaican spot like two days ago. This girl and some nigga i knew from HS walked in and they saw me but didnt say nothing.

It took me like 5 mins to recognize them and since we was all waitin in that cramped spot within 8 feet from each otha they said fuck it and said " wassup alpha" and i did some terrible acting tryin to act like i didnt know they was there( i did the dylan surprised look from chappelles show lol) and i was like "oh shit wats good?" And left it at that lol

 

[GodSpeed215]

my favorite is when both parties involved see each other but keep it movin

Cosign, especially if we wasn't even cool like that, the fuck we gotta speak for.... Keep that shit pimping

 

[G Mack]

This has happened to me and I've done it myself plenty of times.....sometimes I'm just not in the mood to catch up or the awkwardness is to much for a nigga.....

 

[fiat_money]

I don't really forget names, but I'll ignore someone if I have no interest in talking to them.

IE fat bitches.

Fat Bitch: Hey aren't you Legal from Generic PG High School?

fiat_money thinking: "FUCK!"

fiat_money: What? No. You must have the wrong person.

Fat Bitch: But I remember you, you were in my English class.

fiat_money: Must've been someone else.

Fat Bitch: Remember, you wrote that paper on the dead babies.

fiat_money: Whole time, I didn't even go to high school.

Fat Bitch: What ar--

fiat_money: Sorry, I'm getting a call.*pulls out phone*

Fat Bitch: But it's not ringin--

fiat_money: *puts phone to ear* HELLO? YO WHAT'S UP! YEH, I SAW THAT SHIT HAHAHAHAHA...

*walks off*

*looks back to see if she's not paying attention*

*puts phone back in pocket*

*leaves*

 

[lighthearted25]

I've done this plenty of times. It's worse when you attempt to avoid said person and they stop you and speak anyways, and you know they noticed you trying to avoid them.

 

[frostyicy]

Yeah I hate that shit...usually I try to hide behind some shelves or somethin when I'm in a store and have no other options.

 

[R.D.]

I don't really forget names, but I'll ignore someone if I have no interest in talking to them.

IE fat bitches.

Fat Bitch: Hey aren't you Legal from Generic PG High School?

fiat_money thinking: "FUCK!"

fiat_money: What? No. You must have the wrong person.

Fat Bitch: But I remember you, you were in my English class.

fiat_money: Must've been someone else.

Fat Bitch: Remember, you wrote that paper on the dead babies.

fiat_money: Whole time, I didn't even go to high school.

Fat Bitch: What ar--

fiat_money: Sorry, I'm getting a call.*pulls out phone*

Fat Bitch: But it's not ringin--

fiat_money: *puts phone to ear* HELLO? YO WHAT'S UP! YEH, I SAW THAT SHIT HAHAHAHAHA...

*walks off*

*looks back to see if she's not paying attention*

*puts phone back in pocket*

*leaves*

yo Fiat, you went to Suitland, Largo, Flowers, or Roosevelt

Tell me im wrong

 

[fiat_money]

I don't really forget names, but I'll ignore someone if I have no interest in talking to them.

IE fat bitches.

Fat Bitch: Hey aren't you Legal from Generic PG High School?

fiat_money thinking: "FUCK!"

fiat_money: What? No. You must have the wrong person.

Fat Bitch: But I remember you, you were in my English class.

fiat_money: Must've been someone else.

Fat Bitch: Remember, you wrote that paper on the dead babies.

fiat_money: Whole time, I didn't even go to high school.

Fat Bitch: What ar--

fiat_money: Sorry, I'm getting a call.*pulls out phone*

Fat Bitch: But it's not ringin--

fiat_money: *puts phone to ear* HELLO? YO WHAT'S UP! YEH, I SAW THAT SHIT HAHAHAHAHA...

*walks off*

*looks back to see if she's not paying attention*

*puts phone back in pocket*

*leaves*

yo Fiat, you went to Suitland, Largo, Flowers, or Roosevelt

Tell me im wrong

You have a 4 in 23 chance of being correct.

 

[young_reezy]

my favorite is when both parties involved see each other but keep it movin

thats the funniest shit ..

 

[R.D.]

I don't really forget names, but I'll ignore someone if I have no interest in talking to them.

IE fat bitches.

Fat Bitch: Hey aren't you Legal from Generic PG High School?

fiat_money thinking: "FUCK!"

fiat_money: What? No. You must have the wrong person.

Fat Bitch: But I remember you, you were in my English class.

fiat_money: Must've been someone else.

Fat Bitch: Remember, you wrote that paper on the dead babies.

fiat_money: Whole time, I didn't even go to high school.

Fat Bitch: What ar--

fiat_money: Sorry, I'm getting a call.*pulls out phone*

Fat Bitch: But it's not ringin--

fiat_money: *puts phone to ear* HELLO? YO WHAT'S UP! YEH, I SAW THAT SHIT HAHAHAHAHA...

*walks off*

*looks back to see if she's not paying attention*

*puts phone back in pocket*

*leaves*

yo Fiat, you went to Suitland, Largo, Flowers, or Roosevelt

Tell me im wrong

You have a 4 in 23 chance of being correct.

that was a yes/no question pussy

what about Wise ?