Passing Drug Tests

[Lou Cypher]

ive heard of using bleach. i did the put bleach in my piss bit, that was a bad idea, started bubbling and got hot. like REALLY hot almost melted the cup, i had to dump it with the quickness lmao. someone tried telling me to dip a q tip in bleach and wring it out, then eat the cotton. I told them to go lick a clit with aids. that group of people swears it works but ive always been told to not let any bleach inside of you.

 

[goat334]

ive heard of using bleach. i did the put bleach in my piss bit, that was a bad idea, started bubbling and got hot. like REALLY hot almost melted the cup, i had to dump it with the quickness lmao. someone tried telling me to dip a q tip in bleach and wring it out, then eat the cotton. I told them to go lick a clit with aids. that group of people swears it works but ive always been told to not let any bleach inside of you.

My homie dips 2 of his fingers in bleach, and then he piss on those fingers when he takes the test. He said he has passed doing this.

 

[texas409]

I've used this as a masking agent. They won't be able to detect this.

where do they sell this at?

 

[TheIraq]

Whizzinator works everytime

 

[goat334]

where do they sell this at?

All Grocery Stores across America. Only cost about 3 dollars. The shit is used to make preserves, jellys, jams.

 

[Lou Cypher]

Ive heard of this too. Dunno man just dont trust it.

 

[Black Boy King]

well i got some assurance here... imma drink alotta water and fugg wit the drink tomorrow. totally forgot about taking the piss from the middle of the stream, i remember hearing that tip a while back.

shyt crazy, i dun had like 8 jobs, been told i was gonna have a pre employment drug test but this is my FIRST. lucky son of a gun

 

[Lou Cypher]

Word, Put it in a big ass glass of water and stir it for like. a second. itll start to get jellyish and just chug. it will be very unpleasant tho. And again id prolly piss once after i drank it then use the 2nd piss for the test

 

[dreadlock rasta]

I've used this as a masking agent. They won't be able to detect this.

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used this for every drug test

 

[Lou Cypher]

Did you use it the same way as i? piss once then piss for the test?

 

[IamtheVILLE]

nigga do what some other nigga do. get clean piss. nigga i walk around wearing titty witties with clean piss under my nuts cause i cant get popped for a job that starts out at 13.00 and tops out at 30.00. plus i like smokin

 

[dreadlock rasta]

Did you use it the same way as i? piss once then piss for the test?

Na. I pissed bout 4 times b4 da test.....Drink it 2 hours before the test...I put it in a 3 liter bottle, and took a good 7 good chugs of dat nasty shit. I drunk a whole bunch of water afterwards. Piss was crystal clear

Edit: Eat somethin before u do it

 

[Black Boy King]

long story short i wasted $60, gas, and a few hours at work cuz I get to Labcorp and find out that it was just the office and not the drug screenin place. the drug screenin place was actually much closer to my crib but doesn't show up on google maps -_________-

fuck

im jus usin someone elses piss. gotta be a sign from God that what i was gon do wasnt gonna work. smmfh. that added to bout $100 that i really dont have ugh

so do they watch you pull your dick out and shyt? is there a chance that i wont be able to pull it off due to the strictness? i got a homeboy thats gon look out

 

[Lou Cypher]

so do they watch you pull your dick out and shyt? is there a chance that i wont be able to pull it off due to the strictness? i got a homeboy thats gon look out

They usually only watch you piss if your on probation.

 

[Lou Cypher]

Might have to tape his urine under your wiener if they keep the door open. Keep it body temp at the same time

 

[huey]

yea qcarbo works. but the best way is with water, cranberry, and niacin. all day everyday

 

[704Hustla]

folks can really get away with that buyin clean piss shit???...nigga lucky you aint the military cause you'd be drinkin hella water and shootin prayers to god hopin you pass that bitch cause they watch you on the piss test

 

[704Hustla]

Yea have sum1 piss in a condom, wear some tighty whiteys, and keep that condom tucked under ya nuts to keep it room temperature. I kept that shit under my nuts for 3 hours and passed my test. Jobs don't watch you like probation and military ppl do. They close the door so you can just pull out the clean piss and put it in the cup.

damn..that's wassup...i smoked a lil sumthin while i was in the service a couple time but once i was called to a piss test like 3 weeks later..nigga my heart stopped beating..all i remember doing was drinking water and taking naicin, i passed but while i went to place my bottle some asshole made a comment about the color of my piss(they even got a bunch of other folks to collect the piss)..but yea they watch you like owl when take that test..but im a civilian now and i always wondered..damn how these mufuckas got jobs and smokin hella weed like they in high school and shit

 

[LurkdogAchilles]

vitamin B100 pills work for me, never failed a test. i normally took like 2 a day and if i was gonna have to take a piss test i would pop 'em like all day the day before i went in. drink a lot of water and/or cranberry juice and you should be good.

they only like $5 and you can get 'em from any pharmacy

 

[damnkp]

damn..that's wassup...i smoked a lil sumthin while i was in the service a couple time but once i was called to a piss test like 3 weeks later..nigga my heart stopped beating..all i remember doing was drinking water and taking naicin, i passed but while i went to place my bottle some asshole made a comment about the color of my piss(they even got a bunch of other folks to collect the piss)..but yea they watch you like owl when take that test..but im a civilian now and i always wondered..damn how these mufuckas got jobs and smokin hella weed like they in high school and shit

LMAO..i kno wat u mean..niggas used to be laughing when i would walk by holding my clear piss..cus everybody knew i stayed blowed