One liners that were so CRAZY/STUPID/IGNORANT that you were even surprised they worked...

[mryounggun]

Club NV in Atlanta back in the day. My nigga walks up to a group of 3 chicks and says 'Which one of y'all wanna suck my dick?'. One of them walked away, one low key cursed him out and one laughed so guard she spit her drink out.

Ended up taking the one home who laughed.

 

[Will Munny]

on tinder I used to say "I haven't shaved my pubes in a while, I'm not sure if I should shave or not, can I get your opinion?"

the next response is always their snapchat handle

You were probably talking to old men.

Your old ass has no idea how snapchat works.

 

[Kat]

Lemme guess..something like the "Cloud" right?

Gives you a false sense of security.

If it's been created, the way to exploit it is soon to follow.

But I was just teasing you Munster.

 

[Will Munny]

Lol errrr you really don't have snap chat?

 

[Kat]

No thanks.

I know what it is and how it claims to work thoug.

 

[Rum Middleton]

Snap chat= instant nudes....so I hear..

 

[Will Munny]

Every woman, and damn near every person under the age of 30 has snapchat.

 

[manikongo]

"Second wives are always treated like queens, want you to be my second one."

Works with single moms...

 

[CHICAGO_BREED]

Told a bitch...."don't take this the wrong way but your body is banging got me attracted in a strong way".........courtesy of 2pac.........

Shit never worked and I'd piss on his grave if he was dead.

 

[blatalian]

" Do you have any Black-Italian in you?"..."No."..."You want some??"

 

[soul rattler]

" Do you have any Black-Italian in you?"..."No."..."You want some??"

Rapist in transition right here

 

[S2J]

Club NV in Atlanta back in the day. My nigga walks up to a group of 3 chicks and says 'Which one of y'all wanna suck my dick?'. One of them walked away, one low key cursed him out and one laughed so guard she spit her drink out.

Ended up taking the one home who laughed.

Hmm, yea im gonna go with ducktales. Sorry bro. Got the 3 bears 'and this porridge was just right' storyline n everything. Naa

 

[numbaz...80's baby]

"You smoke?"

 

[Splackavelli]

Lets fuk

Sounds like something a 15 yo virgin would say.

"hey shawty lemme get some cut up!"

 

[Splackavelli]

"We're the same height laying down" is another dumb ass line that never worked.

DAMMIT!!!!!

 

[Splackavelli]

I heard a drunk dude say this to a chick on south beach on A1A back in 2002 "if i were me i'd do you!"

 

[MrMinimalist]

"You could've got some dinner and dick but you trppin'".

Was suppose to chill with this chick but she was acting out indecisive but when I said that line, she still wanted to see me that night but I denied her. She texted me days later so see if we were still cool.