One liners that were so CRAZY/STUPID/IGNORANT that you were even surprised they worked...

[Carthaginian]

I don't know if its necessarily stupid...its probably boring really, but its simple to me and it works. I use the "So you come here often?" thing a lot or sometimes "let's both get a drink, and talk about a few things." with a smile

Although one memorable time I tried negging. I went with "Hey...your hair sucks."

...it didn't work. She gave me the Medusa look, face of stone. I threw out all my Mystery method books after that.

 

[Knock_Twice]

Smh

Got a nigga wont even say nothing..whatever song that's playing in the club (fast or slow)...if it's a fast song he'll literally tap a bitch on the shoulder (she'll turn around or stop whatever she's doing) and he'll open his arms wide with a smile and shimmy/shake in front of her, if it's slow song, he'll open his arms wide and do the grind/hump air dance

Them chicks be looking and laughing at this nigga, but real shit, he has gotten bitches from doing that old man shit..

 

[Shuffington]

I use to walk up to a girl that i see texting on her phone and ask her if she's "Live Tweeting this event?"

Or walk up to a girl thats in the process of ordering a drink and whisper in her ear "Make that two please"

 

[S2J]

All these goofy ass lines will get you the number and head right into the friend zone. I prefer borderline disrespect as comedy. Jokes with a serious face, make her clutch her pearls.

Saw this short haired chick I just rolled up on her mad familiar like i was supposed to be there. 'Oh whats up Zhane'. she laughin and asked who that was, i googled it for her she busted out laughin touchin all over me n shyt. i just had serious face like bytch i do this, im not surprised

 

[yellowtapesport]

All these goofy ass lines will get you the number and head right into the friend zone. I prefer borderline disrespect as comedy. Jokes with a serious face, make her clutch her pearls.

Saw this short haired chick I just rolled up on her mad familiar like i was supposed to be there. 'Oh whats up Zhane'. she laughin and asked who that was, i googled it for her she busted out laughin touchin all over me n shyt. i just had serious face like bytch i do this, im not surprised

And then you got friendzoned.

 

[Mr. Insignificant]

Rarely used 1 liners but I would walk up and say "Do the right thing!"...they normally replied "Ohhh yeah and what's that??

 

[S2J]

And then you got friendzoned.

'Hate to see you go...but I love to watch you leave.'

Still get a smile or two from that

 

[yellowtapesport]

And then you got friendzoned.

'Hate to see you go...but I love to watch you leave.'

Still get a smile or two from that

So that's how you reacted when that nigga used that line on you?? (pause)

Damn homie

 

[AP21]

@kat,

are you from memphis by chance?

because you're the only ten I see

 

[CashmoneyDux]

I don't know if its necessarily stupid...its probably boring really, but its simple to me and it works. I use the "So you come here often?" thing a lot or sometimes "let's both get a drink, and talk about a few things." with a smile

Although one memorable time I tried negging. I went with "Hey...your hair sucks."

...it didn't work. She gave me the Medusa look, face of stone. I threw out all my Mystery method books after that.

lmao that mystery phase in time was pure comedy. You had niggas saying the dumbest shit because some white guy said it

 

[T. Sanford]

I really don't have a one liner but I tell chicks to hit me up on 1-800 skypager

 

[blakfyahking]

I like to go up to tall women and tell them I can toss them in the air

they get wet when they actually get the opportunity to look up at a man, vs down

^^^^ @kat

gon head and let me toss you in the air one time

I'll make you feel like a young lady

don't worry I got health insurance just in case

 

[Kat]

You gon need it, pops..have your ass reaching for your Life Alert.

 

[blakfyahking]

You gon need it, pops..have your ass reaching for your Life Alert.

damn you saying it's that good?

well come on with it then ><

 

[soul rattler]

"I have a girlfriend"

 

[freshb651]

I used to get drunk and use the polar bear line all the time on chicks. Before it was in movies. Hilarious.

The "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, im louis."

Then like a year later i saw it in that movie Hall pass then i was like awwwww... end of an era,.

is this how you got Six ?

 

[MrMinimalist]

"Bitch get in my car".

 

[texas409]

I usually say "real talk you're the baddest thing in this place" if she smile I'm putting her in my shopping cart

 

[gns]

*walks up behind a chick in the club to dance when she turns around for the obligatory glance*

I say: Keep your head straight and just go with it, keep dancing and make no sudden movements and you'll be ok.

It prolly worked cause she was scared you was gonna rob her..

Doesn't matter, had sex.

 

[King_MOEbra]

I just grab their ass and they get mesmerized.