One liners that were so CRAZY/STUPID/IGNORANT that you were even surprised they worked...

[Purr]

"you look like someone with a great personality"

@dwo i use a variation of that!

By the way you look, you intrigue me. Whats your name?

 

[Kat]

Kat shittin on all these lines cause she mad they all worked on her once upon a time

Only the puppy line.

 

[playmaker88]

I aint fred Flintstone but i could make ya bed rock

 

[leftcoastkev]

"I ain't even gon waste our time trying to run game on you, I just want to have good sex and a good time."

And if they keep being engaged in the conversation after that......

Shit works more times than you think it would....

 

[CP203]

"I ain't even gon waste our time trying to run game on you, I just want to have good sex and a good time."

And if they keep being engaged in the conversation after that......

Shit works more times than you think it would....

Nothing but truth

 

[yellowtapesport]

Nigga that tall bitch shit so corny and don't work

@billy_poncho that's a pedo line wtf

Yeah prob wouldn't work on short dumb bitches

She's tall dummy, get out your feelings and just realize yo game is wack juice.

So is ur ebonix.

 

[gns]

*walks up behind a chick in the club to dance when she turns around for the obligatory glance*

I say: Keep your head straight and just go with it, keep dancing and make no sudden movements and you'll be ok.

 

[manofmorehouse]

"You look like you can afford it. Buy me a drink and tell me why u in here looking all sad" - smashed that night. If u can get a chick to smile or laugh the panties ain't too far behind...

 

[leftcoastkev]

"You look like you can afford it. Buy me a drink and tell me why u in here looking all sad" - smashed that night. If u can get a chick to smile or laugh the panties ain't too far behind...

I did this twice across two strip clubs. In each case the broad was at the bar giving me the eye.

I needed her to know I wasn't tricking and was setting my shit straight from the jump so I told them " buy me a drink, let's talk".

Shit works.

 

[yellowtapesport]

Nigga that tall bitch shit so corny and don't work

@billy_poncho that's a pedo line wtf

Yeah prob wouldn't work on short dumb bitches

She's tall dummy, get out your feelings and just realize yo game is wack juice.

So we agree that she's dumb?

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

"You wanna come over and watch Netflix?"

Sounds like something a broke dude would say..

Dunno how these niggas feel but a pizza and Netflix, probably with some booze involved somewhere. Maybe JD. Definitely some weed and possibly some wings if I have any left in the fridge >>>>>> some restaurant if you're with a girl with a bangin' personality

 

[_Lefty]

I creeped up behind this chick at the mall and whispered in her ear. "What's good, my name _______, I just want you to know what to say when I ask what it is"

She already knew me, so it wasn't that reckless, we was cool already, but that line took a nigga waaaaaay out the friendzone. Got the real conversation started.

I remember when I was about 19-20, I had this chick number and on a random summer day I went to her crib. I walked in, we talked for a second, and I was just like "suck my dick tho", she looked at me crazy but I held the eye contact. My phone ended up ringin, and while I was on the phone, i'll be damned if she ain't get to it right then and there. That was so funny to me.

 

[Bussy_Getta]

I just smile brehs. It's never failed.

 

[Bussy_Getta]

"We're the same height laying down" is another dumb ass line that never worked.

 

[yellowtapesport]

"We're the same height laying down" is another dumb ass line that never worked.

That line is..'I'm the same height laying down'

Middle school shit

 

[_Lefty]

I just smile brehs. It's never failed.

Women got it different, a little goes a long way with ya'll. If ya'll set the pussy out at all, thirsty niggas gon come from everywhere. Ya'll a lot more choosy than niggas is. Women = Insect lights.

 

[Dupac]

i remember in philly AI used to always walk up to chicks and say "damn you gotta phat ass"

he said that to several chicks at my school

 

[playmaker88]

i remember in philly AI used to always walk up to chicks and say "damn you gotta phat ass"

he said that to several chicks at my school

He played the Game like it was.. Practice.

 

[Bussy_Getta]

"This dick tall tho"

No. It's probably proportioned to your body size.

 

[Like Water]

"Girl, if my backyard had a swing like that, I'd put a fence around it!" Usually got a nice response.