Once You Get Past The Smell, Anal Is Actually Not That Bad.

[Splackavelli]

You gotta use an enema before you shower then finger fuck ya ass in the shower just to make sure/get ready.

This isn't from personal experience this is something I heard from a friend.

*in joker voice* why so curious?

 

[Splackavelli]

forget the smell, what about the microscopic fecal mattar that's all on your dick and even travelling into your urethra?

I remember on an episode of being bobby brown whitney was telling bobby about a bug that lives in the rectum lol!

 

[Purr]

Why is there a smell?!!

That's what enemas are for. Clean your shitter before anal.

 

[jetlifebih]

^^What's the anal for?? There's a wet hole with natural lubrication centimeters away...

 

[qawshun]

i'm mad i didn't poke my ex in the butt smh ahh if i could turn back time

 

[blacktux]

Aint never smelled ass while doin that.

Stop messing with them filthy hoes.

 

[Purr]

^^What's the anal for?? There's a wet hole with natural lubrication centimeters away...

my man is pulverizing all holes. Im submissive to him.

Sorry, youve never experienced that

 

[jetlifebih]

^^What's the anal for?? There's a wet hole with natural lubrication centimeters away...

my man is pulverizing all holes. Im submissive to him.

Sorry, youve never experienced that

Na...just the holes necessary

 

[zombie]

Any man who ass fucks is a suspect faggot.

 

[Darth Sidious]

Any man who ass fucks is a suspect faggot.

I am going to agree with you here. Why screw a woman in the ass with a vagina two inches away? It's very suspect.

This leads me to one or more of the following conclusions.

1) The guy is gay, I have said before this is fine but you probably just need to start owning up to this and go check out a musical.

2) One or both of you is a deviant.

3) The woman ( or even the man ) is very broken and was probably abused.

 

[Splackavelli]

Why is there a smell?!!

That's what enemas are for. Clean your shitter before anal.

aww man! and you resemble janet jacme a little also! why you giving up the ass to that Mexican gurl? SHOW US YOUR TITS!

 

[blacktux]

If a man that likes anal is a gay

Then so is a man that likes oral

I mean by you two idiots logic...

 

[zombie]

If a man that likes anal is a gay

Then so is a man that likes oral

I mean by you two idiots logic...

I said men who do anal are "suspect" not that Ass sex equals faggotry but

anal traditionally is so closely linked with homosexuality that you have to wonder Why would any man would put his dick in an ass when there is a perfectly good pussy right there?

 

[blacktux]

Why would a man put his dick in a mouth when there is a perfectly good pussy right there?

 

[jetlifebih]

Why would a man put his dick in a mouth when there is a perfectly good pussy right there?

Saliva is a natural lube initially, some say it makes it even more dry, so why do you stick your pp in a ass?? When's there's a perfect wet vagina?? You curious?

 

[jetlifebih]

Niggas is gay as fuck and females like that the same way they will claim lesbian but like the butch dykes that look like a nigga it's a fad...

 

[zombie]

Why would a man put his dick in a mouth when there is a perfectly good pussy right there?

Your mouth was made to put things in it, your mouth has taste buds it was designed for pleasure and enjoyment as well as to help you break down food.

Your ass hole's only purpose is to expel waste, it's designed for things to come out not for things to go in.

Pussy was designed for pleasure and for intercourse it was made for dick.

 

[Splackavelli]

Why is there a smell?!!

That's what enemas are for. Clean your shitter before anal.

aww man! and you resemble janet jacme a little also! why you giving up the ass to that Mexican gurl? SHOW US YOUR TITS!

you get the pussy first then you go for the ass you don't just jump straight into the ass don't y'all niggas know nothing? y'all act like niggas be like*in idiot voice* "i'm not feeling pussyish right now. it's not a pussy day i'll just have some ass gurl uh duh."

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

I didn't ask for it, and I didnt offer, so.... oh well. Thanks and good night.

@ms.jones

Hold up....

Maybe I'm misunderstanding, but dude didn't even get to smash?

Nigga just ate your booty, you thanked him, and then showed him the door?

Pretty much... I would call on him to eat me, and he knew to roll afterwards. Some small talk, but nothing more. Case in point:

No need for me to speak, until....

I want something. Then I speak up. Eat me. Roll.

 

[blacktux]

Why would a man put his dick in a mouth when there is a perfectly good pussy right there?

Your mouth was made to put things in it, your mouth has taste buds it was designed for pleasure and enjoyment as well as to help you break down food.

Your ass hole's only purpose is to expel waste, it's designed for things to come out not for things to go in.

Pussy was designed for pleasure and for intercourse it was made for dick.

If that was the case it wouldnt be so pleasurable for the female.

A mouth was made to consume, not stick sexual organs into it. Next....