OK. say your at a fancy resturant with a hot chick and....

[gh0st]

b or c 95% of the time

d. the other 5% if it is an established relationship we'll laugh about it later

 

[grumpy_new_yorker]

bump this shit up

 

[aquizzle]

if it's real bad then I have to let it out... but in a bathroom. farting in a restaurant is trife my dude I'd hope others had enough sense to not wanna gross other people out lol. Option C always

 

[louis rich]

how bout E, walk next to a group of people n set it off

 

[ChillaDaKilla]

Id say option f

fart when the waiter or waitress is around and blame it on them

 

[nuri]

What if she farted?

 

[Daniel Dumile]

What if i try to sneak it out and shart all over myself?

Then what do I do???

 

[grumpy_new_yorker]

crapping yourself on a date is not an option. imagine that. shorty just lets one go. dont say shit. a loud ass noisy mf'er.

 

[Mdizzle9000]

bathroom

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[LisaSimpson]

if a guy did B or D to me i'd never go in public with him again. we could hang out his place, but not in public (at least until he proves that isn't his normal behavior)

 

[Max.]

walk to the bathroom....play it off

 

[marie addams]

just hold it. it'll come out the other end which is more socially acceptable

 

[Kang_Solomon_Grundy]

how bout E, walk next to a group of people n set it off

Id say option f

fart when the waiter or waitress is around and blame it on them

I favor these options.

 

[TRiLL SMiTH]

i would just do a nigga walking by like damon wayans did in major payne to the white boy...