Official Star Wars Cinematic Universe Thread: Now Showing : Ep VIII - The Last Jedi (15 Dec)

[reapin505]

I'm probably gonna get buried for getting my picky internet nerd on, but that light saber with a cross hilt is dumb as fuck. They have metal in the universe that could have served the same purpose and actually be practical. Thats too much heat to have that close to a human hand.

Other than that I will wait and see it. Storm trooper helmets looked dope now that I seen em fully. I'll give it a shot though, not holding my breath

 

[metal face terrorist]

Shit looks weak. They shouldve did a Vader movie that took place between episode 3 and 4.

really we need more darth vader movies???? 6 is not enough for you???

Star Wars = Darth Vader.

With your candy ass. Trailer looks weak though honestly. I wanna see Vader in his prime, killing and hunting Jedis. Fuck young simp ass Vader and old fat man Vader.

 

[Huey_C]

I'm probably gonna get buried for getting my picky internet nerd on, but that light saber with a cross hilt is dumb as fuck. They have metal in the universe that could have served the same purpose and actually be practical. Thats too much heat to have that close to a human hand.

Other than that I will wait and see it. Storm trooper helmets looked dope now that I seen em fully. I'll give it a shot though, not holding my breath

You assume he's a human, I believe that's one of the inquisitors, whom are more machine than organic.

 

[reapin505]

I'm probably gonna get buried for getting my picky internet nerd on, but that light saber with a cross hilt is dumb as fuck. They have metal in the universe that could have served the same purpose and actually be practical. Thats too much heat to have that close to a human hand.

Other than that I will wait and see it. Storm trooper helmets looked dope now that I seen em fully. I'll give it a shot though, not holding my breath

You assume he's a human, I believe that's one of the inquisitors, whom are more machine than organic.

Either way that shit serves no damn purpose other than trying to fuck with something that didn't need fixing. Having a cross guard isn't a bad idea, but one made of what could possibly be an unfocused beam is retarded. Dudes gonna cut off his hand. It would have been better if made from the same material as a vibroblade.

Its been speculated that he is also an ancient sith. While the light sabers were someone different in the early day (they needed to be attached to a power pack) they weren't any with a fucking light saber cross guard. Then again this was before Disney decided to butcher the lore that existed before the damn prequels by saying it was non canon.

 

[DillaDeaf]

Why are you motherfuckers nitpicking over a crossguard for lightsabers? This is fucking Star Wars and these niggas are either current or former Jedi, these niggas know what they doing.

cot damn

I don't know what worse, niggas on the IC nitpicking about lightsabers in LCA or nitpicking about blacasians in PPM in the Ill Pix..........

 

[1CK1S]

 

[1CK1S]

Damn twitter is sh-ttin on the saber design saying it could never work. another saber would just slice right through

The metal part and still take your hand off

 

[1CK1S]

 

[CitySojourner]

I'm not really a big star wars fan, but this new one is looking good.

SMH at die hard fans, went through years of bullshit with Lucas and now when a decent film is about to get dropped start nitpicking over crossbars.

 

[reapin505]

Why are you motherfuckers nitpicking over a crossguard for lightsabers? This is fucking Star Wars and these niggas are either current or former Jedi, these niggas know what they doing.

cot damn

I don't know what worse, niggas on the IC nitpicking about lightsabers in LCA or nitpicking about blacasians in PPM in the Ill Pix..........

How dare you for having a different opinion than me for a fantasy space movie and the practicalities of having a light saber cross guard (that will cut your fucking hand off sith or not) ?!?!?!

 

[reapin505]

Still,sarcasm aside, fuck that dumb ass cross guard, shit shoulda been cortess or whatever its called.

 

[reapin505]

Alright some supposed info about the setting character and that damn light saber that was posted on 4chan

-The new Lightsaber is called the Cross Saber.

-The side sabers are outlets for excess energy since the wielder can't control it well.

-The Storm Trooper in the beginning is the main character.

-The female lead is a junker who deals metal and scrap alongside Jawas.

-The X-Wing fighter is seeking revenge and is a secondary antagonist because of the danger he puts people through.

-The droid is called B-T-1. It's a mobile transmitter droid. The ball can open, and its head can hide inside.

-The person with the red lightsaber isn't a sith, but an assassin obsessed with the jedi. He can't use the force, which drives his obsession.

-Tatooine is the setting for the first 70 minutes of the film.

Its also rumored that that instead of dull ass Tatooine its another dull ass desert planet. Don't take too much of these as face value till someone who cares more confirms with official news.

 

[Max.]

That trailer looked weak

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

popped a sith molly now im sweating wooooooo

Black guy as the main character in one of the biggest movie franchises ever.....

Spoiler

BLACK MOTHERFUCKIN' EXCELLENCE!!!

p.s. fuck Ridley Scott

 

[Breezy_Kilroy]

I'm not nitpicking but what purpose does it serve?

I can easily see that being used against whoever is wielding it

 

[iron man1]

popped a sith molly now im sweating wooooooo

Black guy as the main character in one of the biggest movie franchises ever.....

Spoiler

BLACK MOTHERFUCKIN' EXCELLENCE!!!

p.s. fuck Ridley Scott

Possibly turned to a jedi at the end? That be Goat.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

I'm probably gonna get buried for getting my picky internet nerd on, but that light saber with a cross hilt is dumb as fuck. They have metal in the universe that could have served the same purpose and actually be practical. Thats too much heat to have that close to a human hand.

Other than that I will wait and see it. Storm trooper helmets looked dope now that I seen em fully. I'll give it a shot though, not holding my breath

...this nigga here.

 

[Inglewood_B]

I'm not really a big star wars fan, but this new one is looking good.

SMH at die hard fans, went through years of bullshit with Lucas and now when a decent film is about to get dropped start nitpicking over crossbars.

Yeah I didn't fuck with Star Trek at all but those last 2 movies was dope to me

 

[trilladelic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOVFvcNfvE#t=17

bruuuuuuuuh

oooohh im ready for this sh!t right heere mane

 

[Lou Cypher]

I fucks with that lightsaber. Youd think that wrist guard or w/e you call it would make it possible to stab themselves on accident. At the least take off a thumb.