Official Star Wars Cinematic Universe Thread: Now Showing : Ep VIII - The Last Jedi (15 Dec)

[LordZuko]

And yes failure is a running theme.but rose and Finn's mission really was a success because they inspired new rebels with the kid.

Oh great we gotta wait 15 years for six 7 year olds to be old enough to fight.

This was just a bad movie, tried too hard to be funny and was hella corny.

Like this chick literally said with her dying words “we don’t win by fighting what we hate, we win by saving what we love”. LOLOL LIKE R U SERIOUS!!

I know a bitch wrote that line. Like i know a pair of tits and ovaries was in the script writing session like "Imma kill em with this one"

 

[Inglewood_B]

Obi wan had Luke practice sword fighting with a little ass golf ball robot,so you think that's better practice than Rey actually fighting off real opponents? That ball was a bum.pause

Rey has had more training than Luke.She already has the force and it's probably stronger than his.She has been practicing combat and acrobatics like we see in the 1st scene of FA.She probably spent more time on that Island than Luke spent with Yoda.

Yoda had him balancing/moving rocks and shit and she moved rocks and cracked the ground.I saw her practicing with her sword.I assume there was rocky like montage cut out

They both had visions

Sad to say but Luke died a broken man.I think he damn near felt he made the same mistake as his father and the cycle just continues with Ben.

I mean it may not be triumphant,but it's more realistic than some happy shit.War is hell

Yoda,Obi,Annakin, etc all kinda ended up old and disillusioned.Obi just disappeared in front of Darth like "Focker Out"

She was literally fighting bums. Less than a week ago.

These the niggas she fought after a weekend seminar on Jedi island

The Red guard

How powerful are the royal guards from Star Wars?

It depends if we are talking about Canon or Legends.

As in Legends the Royal Guard are immensely powerful. With highly resistant battle armor, along with lightsaber resistant force pikes that when turned on high could shock the entire nervous system of anything smaller than a Bantha, and on it’s lowest setting incapacitate a wookie. It should also be mentioned that the force pike was not just an Electroshockstaff, but also a vibro weapon, able to cut through armor like butter, and dismember someone with just a tap. Not only this, but they are highly trained in hand to hand combat when disarmed, which is an extremely rare occurence. It has also been shown that a single Royal Guard showing up can turn the tides of a battle within mere minutes. A comic book details the losing battle of an imperial remnant, when an RG shows up and just absolutely destroys the opposing forces. My favorite panel of this comic displays how perfect the Royal Guard is, showing him taking down a starship by shooting a blaster pistol through the cockpit, and taking out the pilot in one shot. It is also heavily implied that 2 Royal Guard would be capable of killing Ferus Olin. Not at peak power, of course, but even when he wasn’t at peak power Ferus Olin was amazingly powerful. Superhuman combat abilities are a hall mark of the Legends Royal Guard.

Rey is basically a Mary Sue and her stats and feats are accomplishment of plot and agenda

Where the fuck you get all this from?! Man I don’t know shit about Star Wars.

 

[Splackavelli]

Obi wan had Luke practice sword fighting with a little ass golf ball robot,so you think that's better practice than Rey actually fighting off real opponents? That ball was a bum.pause

Rey has had more training than Luke.She already has the force and it's probably stronger than his.She has been practicing combat and acrobatics like we see in the 1st scene of FA.She probably spent more time on that Island than Luke spent with Yoda.

Yoda had him balancing/moving rocks and shit and she moved rocks and cracked the ground.I saw her practicing with her sword.I assume there was rocky like montage cut out

They both had visions

Sad to say but Luke died a broken man.I think he damn near felt he made the same mistake as his father and the cycle just continues with Ben.

I mean it may not be triumphant,but it's more realistic than some happy shit.War is hell

Yoda,Obi,Annakin, etc all kinda ended up old and disillusioned.Obi just disappeared in front of Darth like "Focker Out"

She was literally fighting bums. Less than a week ago.

These the niggas she fought after a weekend seminar on Jedi island

The Red guard

How powerful are the royal guards from Star Wars?

It depends if we are talking about Canon or Legends.

As in Legends the Royal Guard are immensely powerful. With highly resistant battle armor, along with lightsaber resistant force pikes that when turned on high could shock the entire nervous system of anything smaller than a Bantha, and on it’s lowest setting incapacitate a wookie. It should also be mentioned that the force pike was not just an Electroshockstaff, but also a vibro weapon, able to cut through armor like butter, and dismember someone with just a tap. Not only this, but they are highly trained in hand to hand combat when disarmed, which is an extremely rare occurence. It has also been shown that a single Royal Guard showing up can turn the tides of a battle within mere minutes. A comic book details the losing battle of an imperial remnant, when an RG shows up and just absolutely destroys the opposing forces. My favorite panel of this comic displays how perfect the Royal Guard is, showing him taking down a starship by shooting a blaster pistol through the cockpit, and taking out the pilot in one shot. It is also heavily implied that 2 Royal Guard would be capable of killing Ferus Olin. Not at peak power, of course, but even when he wasn’t at peak power Ferus Olin was amazingly powerful. Superhuman combat abilities are a hall mark of the Legends Royal Guard.

Rey is basically a Mary Sue and her stats and feats are accomplishment of plot and agenda

Where the fuck you get all this from?! Man I don’t know shit about Star Wars.

He's a nerd

 

[Inglewood_B]

After thinking on it a day or 2... this movie was trash. I started thinking back to the story elements they setup in force awakens... this movie basically said, “yeah fuck all that.”

I like Jon Boyega and the Finn character, but he’s being wasted. Daisy Ridley is an ok actress, but Rey is meh...

They did better with Kylo Ren’ s character here at least. They want to make Poe cool, but he a herb. I hate how happy he is when he sees Finn or BB8.

They set Leia up like she strong in the force, but did nothing of consequence with it.

Snoke... smh. Should’ve let him catch the fade with Kylo and Rey, properly.

Luke was wasted. I don’t mind that he died. I thought he should have anyway. His showdown with Kylo should’ve been epic and they almost had it, then... nope.

Yeah. Not feelin this shit. Revenge of the Sith and Clone Wars cartoon is the best of the Star Wars saga. Rest of this shit I couldn’t care less about

 

[loch121]

Obi wan had Luke practice sword fighting with a little ass golf ball robot,so you think that's better practice than Rey actually fighting off real opponents? That ball was a bum.pause

Rey has had more training than Luke.She already has the force and it's probably stronger than his.She has been practicing combat and acrobatics like we see in the 1st scene of FA.She probably spent more time on that Island than Luke spent with Yoda.

Yoda had him balancing/moving rocks and shit and she moved rocks and cracked the ground.I saw her practicing with her sword.I assume there was rocky like montage cut out

They both had visions

Sad to say but Luke died a broken man.I think he damn near felt he made the same mistake as his father and the cycle just continues with Ben.

I mean it may not be triumphant,but it's more realistic than some happy shit.War is hell

Yoda,Obi,Annakin, etc all kinda ended up old and disillusioned.Obi just disappeared in front of Darth like "Focker Out"

She was literally fighting bums. Less than a week ago.

These the niggas she fought after a weekend seminar on Jedi island

The Red guard

How powerful are the royal guards from Star Wars?

It depends if we are talking about Canon or Legends.

As in Legends the Royal Guard are immensely powerful. With highly resistant battle armor, along with lightsaber resistant force pikes that when turned on high could shock the entire nervous system of anything smaller than a Bantha, and on it’s lowest setting incapacitate a wookie. It should also be mentioned that the force pike was not just an Electroshockstaff, but also a vibro weapon, able to cut through armor like butter, and dismember someone with just a tap. Not only this, but they are highly trained in hand to hand combat when disarmed, which is an extremely rare occurence. It has also been shown that a single Royal Guard showing up can turn the tides of a battle within mere minutes. A comic book details the losing battle of an imperial remnant, when an RG shows up and just absolutely destroys the opposing forces. My favorite panel of this comic displays how perfect the Royal Guard is, showing him taking down a starship by shooting a blaster pistol through the cockpit, and taking out the pilot in one shot. It is also heavily implied that 2 Royal Guard would be capable of killing Ferus Olin. Not at peak power, of course, but even when he wasn’t at peak power Ferus Olin was amazingly powerful. Superhuman combat abilities are a hall mark of the Legends Royal Guard.

Rey is basically a Mary Sue and her stats and feats are accomplishment of plot and agenda

Where the fuck you get all this from?! Man I don’t know shit about Star Wars.

He's a nerd

 

[loch121]

I think Rey told chewey to tell Finn she loved him in case she didn't make it.

but it was in wookie.He said I love you in wookie and she said something like "Yeah tell him that"

 

[Beta]

Where would y'all rank this movie?

 

[CottonCitySlim]

Weaker than 4-6 and Force awakens

But better than rogue one and 1-3

 

[Will Munny]

I liked Rogue One better than this one.

This one was terrible. Why was Luke Skywalker even in it?

 

[Splackavelli]

Weaker than 4-6 and Force awakens

But better than rogue one and 1-3

Better than rougue 1 or rots?

 

[Huey_C]

Weaker than 4-6 and Force awakens

But better than rogue one and 1-3

Rogue one shits on this

 

[Focal Point]

So some of ya really believe Rey and Kylo to be stronger than Prime Vader and Prime Luke??? and Andy S out here saying Snoke stronger than Vader... please explain

 

[StoneColdMikey]

https://twitter.com/cbr/status/943843008969166849

 

[Splackavelli]

https://twitter.com/cbr/status/943843008969166849

You're late also said that he began to get where rian Johnson was going with Luke's character.

 

[Max.]

I liked it...i was with a bitch on a movie date...

Neways the was this young kid like 11 or 12 and he was watchn the movie like it was goat status...it made me think of people in the 80s that first watched star wars n were hype

 

[Max.]

Wonder if that lil boy at end becomes a jedi

 

[Max.]

Finn shoulda died

 

[Splackavelli]

I liked it...i was with a bitch on a movie date...

Neways the was this young kid like 11 or 12 and he was watchn the movie like it was goat status...it made me think of people in the 80s that first watched star wars n were hype

Thats the age these movies are aimed at PRImarily its us knowit all adults that find it hard to enjoy.

 

[Max.]

Wonder if that lil boy at end becomes a jedi

Just saw a vid where he had the broom float i to his hands...didnt even see that shit...so he has the force

 

[infamous114]

Found the movie to be average. Better than Force Awakens but worse than Rogue One. Shit, I found Rogue One to be great