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And wanted you to take her to the beach...

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What if she wanted you to marry her with a pre nup promising you 10 mill if you marry her and 50 mill if you have a kid with her...

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thats the most disgusting shit ever. damn u for posting this and forever tarnishing my eye sight.
 
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yup....i hit that shit have kids and pay one of my boys to fvck her so i can divorce her ass because she cheated and get more money and have her pay child support....but then i'd relocate to a small town in the netherlands and raise pigs and count my loot with a think dutch chick
 
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pralims;696117 said:
yup....i hit that shit have kids and pay one of my boys to fvck her so i can divorce her ass because she cheated and get more money and have her pay child support....but then i'd relocate to a small town in the netherlands and raise pigs and count my loot with a think dutch chick

That ain't a bad idea. I'd tell her we need to move to North Dakota before we get married so no one ever sees us. Once I divorce her, I'll come right back and say I was locked up. People always think your locked up when your gone for a while. 50 mill is alot of money...
 
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S.jR.;696189 said:
I don't think I could get my dick hard..

For 50 mill. I'd get it up. I'd show her the time of her life then make her buy me a Maybach helicopter. Thinking about that much money, I might even enjoy it.
 
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1) 10% up front (net, not gross)....and no physical interaction prior to that transaction being completed

2) If it HAS to be permanent, she MUST get lipo and then hit the gym; and

3) until such time as she makes a full recovery from her morbid obesisty (I say recovery because it is a disease, albeit a very curable and preventable one), we have an "open relationship"

Just 'cause I take her to to the beach doesn't mean we gotta be affectionate in public. We could be there strictly as associates. And I will not be held responsible for the hit to her emotional well-being as a result of the inevitable comments from other grown women and stares from small children.
 
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Fuck no. This bitch looks like something a cult would offer a blood sacrifice to. I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick. No amount of money is worth never getting an erection again.

And before anyone suggests a few shots of Henny first, I would die of alcohol poisoning before I ever drank enough to make this bitch even START to look good to me.
 
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not this again!;696426 said:
Fuck no. This bitch looks like something a cult would offer a blood sacrifice to. I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick. No amount of money is worth never getting an erection again.

And before anyone suggests a few shots of Henny first, I would die of alcohol poisoning before I ever drank enough to make this bitch even START to look good to me.

LOL. Stop frontin nigga. You'd probably hit it raw doggy, eat it out and all for no money. The guys with comments like your are the ones really attracted to it. LOL . Nasty sucka...
 
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P-nasty;696458 said:
LOL. Stop frontin nigga. You'd probably hit it raw doggy, eat it out and all for no money. The guys with comments like your are the ones really attracted to it. LOL . Nasty sucka...

You being into bestiality doesn't make it okay for everyone else. Stop trying to recruit people.
 
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id fuck her and kill her in her sleep, but i have no idea how i could dispose the body. i guess i could leave it at the beach and say a dead whale washed p shore covered in oil from bp.
 
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not this again!;696470 said:
You being into bestiality doesn't make it okay for everyone else. Stop trying to recruit people.

Buddyyyyy. Take it easy.... Just because I keep it 100 and say I'd smash it for 50 Mill doesn't mean I like women remotely close to her size. But you on the other hand with the aggressive response, IDK. I think your the type of guy who'd smash it just because she let you. You probably saves the pics to your desktop. LOL. Somebody obviously think she sexy, and I think your that special somebody. And that makes you nasty. You nasty little man you. SMH
 
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pralims;696117 said:
yup....i hit that shit have kids and pay one of my boys to fvck her so i can divorce her ass because she cheated and get more money and have her pay child support....but then i'd relocate to a small town in the netherlands and raise pigs and count my loot with a think dutch chick

lol this nigga said raise pigs
 
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