Official Rap Battle 2K12 Thread

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"They Shoulda Told You Bout Ya Last Wife We Use To (RECORDER) sh*t We Made A Flick Last Night/

She Keep A (TUBA) Tube Of KY Cus She The Take It In The Ass Type/

She A (French Horn) Trust Me Who Ever (BAG PIPES) /

Off The Base (BASS) You Be Mad Hype /

They Like Be Calm Bro But You Didnt So They (BANJO)Band Yo Ass From Going Where The (BONGOS)/

Steal A P And O (PIANO) Or Dub Sack And Watch That War Begin/

If We Dont Get To Our (GUITAR) Loot Then We Shooting Up That Accord he In (ACCORDION)!/

I Snuck That 40 In , We (DRUM SETS) Firing I Punch threw Sun Chest Hit His (ORGANS) And Get Violent (VIOLIN)!

Till Theres Bruises On This Square , And He Loses All type Of Air Then When They Pronounce Him Dead It'll Be Music To My Ears

Damn some of these lines went over my head until I read this on another site.
 
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MorganFreemanKing;5021820 said:
MorganFreemanKing;5021820 said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_tJ6X3KvcE

LMAOO That nigga a fool man... and lol @ him having shortys recap up at the end. I like shortys who really knows about hiphop, she says some wild shit sometimes, but for the most part, she be knowin her shit..
 
yeah i rap so don't ;4998610 said:
Lab Baby;4993303 said:
knights;4993065 said:
smittysmith;4990058 said:
antarticp;4989701 said:
smittysmith;4988986 said:
Surprised Smack decided to put this out at all.

The December lineup shaping up to be nice!

its another joint jumpin off in dec ??

Hollow vs Lux (pending, Lux asking for too much cheese) or Hollow vs Arsonal rematch

T-Rex vs Dizastor

Charlie Clips vs Chilla Jones (1 round)

Goodz vs X-Factor

Conceited vs Tsu Surf

Yung Ill vs JC

K shine vs Cortez

Hearing of some nice matchups in Febuary of next year that include Math Hoffa vs Hitman too!

Card look nice, but I think the Smack crowd gonna fuck up the anticipated matches. Hollow vs. Lux might go off smooth, but everything else is highly debatable.

Hollow vs Lux? You mean the nigga that can't stay out of jail vs the nigga that asks for cake like he's a platinum artist? Come to think about it though, half the people on that list has that problem, or just ducks out period. I know Diz is definitely gonna be there, he don't give a fuck.

Diz has said he would never battle Hollow Da Don in New York because the crowd would be bias and he would never rematch Arsonal in UW because Arsonal would never put out the footage of getting killed. I think he does give a fuck about who, when, and where.

damn arsonal scared to put out footage ??
 
Nah FUCK THAT.... Yo.. I skipped this thread cus I didn't hear of these niggas before....

This need to be a 100 page thread.... This shit was fuckin rugged and sick... and makes me want to puke....

Chilla Jones is the don... Nobody beatin this dude ... JC came hard but dude schemes are godly.... He spit 3 or 4 schemes that are top 5 schemes in battle rap history... You have to be kidding me
 
My Top 5:

Loaded Lux

Dizaster

Serius Jones

Charlie Clips / Hollow (toss up for now)

and wait for it....

Chilla Jones.... this dude is insane.
 
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^^^ Lol, calm down bret...His schemes is straight, but the way he delivers em be kinda corny...He's def stepped up each battle though, but that shit JC said in the second round bout a "social networking" scheme was dead on...
 
A1000MILES;5030064 said:
^^^ Lol, calm down bret...His schemes is straight, but the way he delivers em be kinda corny...He's def stepped up each battle though, but that shit JC said in the second round bout a "social networking" scheme was dead on...

Bruh.. Just cus somebody say "this his style", that shit dont mean it's gonna discount what they say...

Charlie clips said, "if he freestyle about the barbershop, that mean it hurt, and he really work there"...

Jones next line: yall know me.... off the top, I dismantle shit...... Yea.. 9 years ago I was a barber... So you know I know how to handle clips....

Best line of the battle, best rebutal in rap history... Crowd went nuts....

The moral of the story? That "imma say some shit in advance of what he say" only work in 8 mile..... not in real life...

This nigga chilla jones shit was just BONKERS.... The silk / denim scheme.... The honda accord / Instrunment scheme.... The head in the whip / ice cream scheme...

Those shits was top 3 schemes in battle rap history... Just the nigga delivery and how clever he is with every word, it's sick... I appreciate clever shit... And this nigga is a genius

 
jono;5030179 said:
Chilla was dope but JC washed him. Gotta give JC the performance edge.

I'm betting money you missed half his schemes..... I'm just catching shit on the 3rd and 4th time around.

JC was cool, real real sick bars in 3rd round... But Chilla just too ill... IMO chilla got the 3rd round... and that was JC best round

 
I think Chilla schemes are dope as fuck but his presence is lacking IMO. JC is the more balanced MC out the two. I gave the edge to JC.
 
woah316;5030188 said:
jono;5030179 said:
Chilla was dope but JC washed him. Gotta give JC the performance edge.

I'm betting money you missed half his schemes..... I'm just catching shit on the 3rd and 4th time around.

JC was cool, real real sick bars in 3rd round... But Chilla just too ill... IMO chilla got the 3rd round... and that was JC best round

But he doesn't make me want to listen to what he's saying 3 or 4 times. His presence is severely lacking, hell somebody told him he had to project his voice because they couldn't hear him, dude came hard but he looked flaccid up there, JC made you listen and he made you pay attention. Presence & entertainment factor is very important and that's the advantage JC had.

Look at how the crowd reacted to JC. When he rapped, they stopped talking and started paying attention. He had energy, aggression, clarity & intensity AND BARS. You can't say that about Chilla.
 
Pay attention

I belong in every top 5

Since you close to the motor city I'll show you I got drive

My shorty hood with junk in the trunk

The flare concealed with a silence to muffle the (muffler) sound

So break (brake) if she air the steel

So don't bump her (bumper) get near her grill

And forget her number, tryna ask'll (axle) offend her (fender) more than steering wheels
 
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Metta WorldPeace ‏@MettaWorldPeace

I been a fan of Meek Mill since he first started... This is going to be a huge battle DNA vs Meek Mill.. Respect to Mills.

 

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