Official Rap Battle 2K12 Thread

[_Goldie_]

Knamelis got dat one. It was more about performance than bars tho, knamelis was in PH´s face every round talkin to PH, while PH was just rapping. Then da one time PH does get in his face, he lets knamelis punk him smh...

 

[geechee slim]

I never liked the dudes Mook brings with him (personal dick-rider/body guards.

BUT, Mook Murdered that kid. It was sad. He did to Solomon what Solomon did to E Ness.

 

[Lou Cypher]

Funny as hell seeing PH almost choke again after that disgusting Choke against rich. Knamelis came dope with it but his delivery was kinda off sometimes. kinda fumbled his words but i do agree knamelis took it.

Love that Rone vs Protege battle. Pretty sure rone is a queer but he's a beast too.

Heres Rone demolishing Okwerdz. Okwerdz deserves the shit too.

 

[_Goldie_]

Funny as hell seeing PH almost choke again after that disgusting Choke against rich. Knamelis came dope with it but his delivery was kinda off sometimes. kinda fumbled his words but i do agree knamelis took it.

Love that Rone vs Protege battle. Pretty sure rone is a queer but he's a beast too.

Heres Rone demolishing Okwerdz. Okwerdz deserves the shit too.

Damnnn, that was a fuckin body bag. If Rone had a better rapping voice, he´d be top tier, he still can, but that voice is gonna hold him back.

And I forgot to mention this, Did Knamelis pull out a phone in his 2nd round to read his rhymes? And PH didnt even mention it smh. If he woulda did dat with dudes who can freestyle, he woulda got killed for that. Diz prolly woulda freestyled his whole verse around it...

 

[Lou Cypher]

Yeah knamelis did pull out his phone. Shits pretty whack tbh. At the end of the battle the judges talk and give their reasoning. Few of them mention the phone despite still voting for knamelis.

Loe Pesci vs Bender comes out on the 27th! thats gonna be a good battle.

 

[_Goldie_]

Hollow Da Don interview.......

Names his hitlist..........

1.Loaded Lux

2 /3 (tied). Clips & Dizaster

Those are my 4 fav battlers of alltime, so either one he takes is gonna be a good battle.

Interview starts at the 14 minute mark...
=g-all-u

 

[KNiGHTS]

Only negroes. Black dude uses being black as an advantage over a white dude for probably the only time in the history of his existence it'll be an advantage and other black folks come running out the woods talking about "it's a cheap shot."

Even if we subtract the Zimmerman shot, Solomon still got a mudhole stomped in his ass. Mook broke him down with that basketball metaphor and made the crowd pay attention. Once you get over the "Wow! A White guy doing something a million black guys do every day" factor, Solomon's rounds in this battle were filled with regular shit.

 

[_Goldie_]

To me Mook had a good performance,and Im not even a big mook fan, he would prolly be number 10 on my list. The battle overall was wack, but that wasnt because of Mook. If da Lakers demolish a team by 50 points, u cant blame da Lakers for dat wack ass game. Their saying he didnt have punchlines, but on some real shit, lux didnt have alot of punchlines either. Both him and Mook used mainly schemes, but at the same time he did have punches. Like dat its ironic he got his name from battlin john doe´s or w.e, that was tough, and that blame ur mother for naming u solomon shit. Mook is one of those cats who´s easy to dislike, the battle has 75 % dislikes..... This shit was funny tho.......


and dis was da joint homey did for da lux vs calicoe battle
=relmfu

 

[rage]

Only negroes. Black dude uses being black as an advantage over a white dude for probably the only time in the history of his existence it'll be an advantage and other black folks come running out the woods talking about "it's a cheap shot."

Even if we subtract the Zimmerman shot, Solomon still got a mudhole stomped in his ass. Mook broke him down with that basketball metaphor and made the crowd pay attention. Once you get over the "Wow! A White guy doing something a million black guys do every day" factor, Solomon's rounds in this battle were filled with regular shit.

Thats exactly why its a cheap shot. He didnt earn those bars, any nigga could have dropped that Zimmerman shit and looked like he put one over on Solomon. Also Mook bodied Solomon without the Zimmerman shit....so what was the point of dropping it? He just wanted to show off for Puff and Bus.

 

[woah316]

Good Points for Mook: Jordan Vs Kerr, The 1 ball (testicle) thing... And a few other random things.

Bad Points for Mook: All the rambling about jews / holocaust... SUPER wack... The whole trevon martin thing... SUPER wack...

The 2 bad points, are WORSE than the good points are good... So the good shit the nigga did he cancelled it all out with wack shit.

He won the battle only because solomon came to rap like he rappin on a song... If the solomon came that battled Ness he would have won.

Speaking of 1 ball / kerr schemes mook had... He coulda tied the 1 testicle into the kerr thing if he had any real skill... He's too basic, he sucks dick.... example:

Remember earlier I said you had 1 nut? Well nigga life aint fair...

On the court, I only got 1 ball too... And I don't like to share

Woulda ended the battle right there... But mook is terrible so I'd never expect this type of skill from him.

 

[_Goldie_]

Dis joint came out a month ago, I didnt wanna watch it when I heard about it but I said fuck it. This is da funniest fuckin battle ever. Dis nigga actually prepared and da whole nine man lmaoooooooooooo
=related

 

[DR. JEK]

* Dead @ the look on Cassidy's face @ 22:44 when Mook said it's Jordan vs Kerr *

 

[#1hiphopjunki3]

Good Points for Mook: Jordan Vs Kerr, The 1 ball (testicle) thing... And a few other random things.

Bad Points for Mook: All the rambling about jews / holocaust... SUPER wack... The whole trevon martin thing... SUPER wack...

The 2 bad points, are WORSE than the good points are good... So the good shit the nigga did he cancelled it all out with wack shit.

He won the battle only because solomon came to rap like he rappin on a song... If the solomon came that battled Ness he would have won.

Speaking of 1 ball / kerr schemes mook had... He coulda tied the 1 testicle into the kerr thing if he had any real skill... He's too basic, he sucks dick.... example:

Remember earlier I said you had 1 nut? Well nigga life aint fair...

On the court, I only got 1 ball too... And I don't like to share

Woulda ended the battle right there... But mook is terrible so I'd never expect this type of skill from him.

I get you don't like Mook and I also get that what Mook did was lame using the jokes about race and what not. But the fact remains that Solomon has had to deal with those types of things every time he has battled and he did a good job handling them. He got smoked because he didn't do a good job coming back from the disses. The Trayvon thing was super wack to me also but other than that Mook came correct and destroyed Solomon

 

[woah316]

I already said he won the battle... But you cant make me like garbage... That was like J.R. Rider beating up on Jon Barry.... They both fuckin garbage... That don't mean JR rider wasnt better, he just aint elite like he want people to think.

Show me one battle vs solomon where somebody spent like 5 minutes on the whole jewish thing... He was saying that shit like somebody cared...

And yea, math attacked solomon on the Eminem / white shit.. But I wonder why I liked Math's shit 10x better than mook? It was actually creative... Witty... Funny... Clever... Not just racist.

You can tell some straight racist I hate your guts and all crackas die vs just some witty punchlines.

You not gonna make me feel mook, sorry. And I think the fact that I have skill myself justifies what I'm saying about him.. I think creativity in my sleep... So excuse me if I find his shit wack as fuck. If you're not an mc you might be impressed.

Speaking of impressed...

And since he wanna be like Marshall so much, Imma do some shit that'll leave Him Stressed

His lyrics suck, push him up against the wall the only way I'll leave EmPressed

So you need me to go on? MOOK'S WACK.. Thats not my opinion, it's a fact. I dropped more heat in my posts in this thread than he did in that whole battle.

 

[almighty breeze]

Mook consistently pull wack skits that drag on and are very subpar lyrically and from a diss perspective...not to mention a live battle where he SHOULD all biases set aside lose the crowd

The Letter F shit he did against Jones was wack

The Trayvon shit was unnecessary, cheap and not good

Jones had it right when he said he gets carried away with his imagination.

Mook disgraces battle rap when he does these puppet shows in the middle of rounds. By now we've accepted that these arent "off the dome"/written but Mooks popularity helped condition us. Coming off the top is unrealistic if u want to win and usually the one losing complains about writtens. But Mook takes it overboard and makes it not even about bars or delivery and about can u put on the best side show

Add that to the whole "bring every nigga you've known since 3rd grade" thing (not sayin Mook started this) & Mook is representative of a lot of the things wrong with battle rap. Battling an NY nigga in New York is absolutely pointless, Solomons "from" NY but c'mon...i dont think solomon won or even put up a good fight but still, i cant give mook any credit for this horseshit *will ferrell voice*

 

[almighty breeze]

I never liked the dudes Mook brings with him (personal dick-rider/body guards.

BUT, Mook Murdered that kid. It was sad. He did to Solomon what Solomon did to E Ness.

you think Solomon won or the idea of taking one joke and running with it the whole battle

 

[woah316]

Mook consistently pull wack skits that drag on and are very subpar lyrically and from a diss perspective...not to mention a live battle where he SHOULD all biases set aside lose the crowd

The Letter F shit he did against Jones was wack

The Trayvon shit was unnecessary, cheap and not good

Jones had it right when he said he gets carried away with his imagination.

Mook disgraces battle rap when he does these puppet shows in the middle of rounds. By now we've accepted that these arent "off the dome"/written but Mooks popularity helped condition us. Coming off the top is unrealistic if u want to win and usually the one losing complains about writtens. But Mook takes it overboard and makes it not even about bars or delivery and about can u put on the best side show

Add that to the whole "bring every nigga you've known since 3rd grade" thing (not sayin Mook started this) & Mook is representative of a lot of the things wrong with battle rap. Battling an NY nigga in New York is absolutely pointless, Solomons "from" NY but c'mon...i dont think solomon won or even put up a good fight but still, i cant give mook any credit for this horseshit *will ferrell voice*

Thanks...

Real talk though... I've been watching battles all week..

The greatest battle rapper ever is probably conceited (if he was normal height)...

Real talk, the only way to even KEEP IT CLOSE is getting on his height... And I understand that's part of it, so no excuses...

But bar for bar... Wit.. Punchlines... metaphors.... This nigga come swinging EVERY LINE... it's like he don't let up...

He don't do a bunch of schemes and all that bullshit.. He come swinging... He's the best lyrically but he's so short it's easy to kill him.

 

[Gen. Stasia]

Mook consistently pull wack skits that drag on and are very subpar lyrically and from a diss perspective...not to mention a live battle where he SHOULD all biases set aside lose the crowd

The Letter F shit he did against Jones was wack

The Trayvon shit was unnecessary, cheap and not good

Jones had it right when he said he gets carried away with his imagination.

Mook disgraces battle rap when he does these puppet shows in the middle of rounds. By now we've accepted that these arent "off the dome"/written but Mooks popularity helped condition us. Coming off the top is unrealistic if u want to win and usually the one losing complains about writtens. But Mook takes it overboard and makes it not even about bars or delivery and about can u put on the best side show

Add that to the whole "bring every nigga you've known since 3rd grade" thing (not sayin Mook started this) & Mook is representative of a lot of the things wrong with battle rap. Battling an NY nigga in New York is absolutely pointless, Solomons "from" NY but c'mon...i dont think solomon won or even put up a good fight but still, i cant give mook any credit for this horseshit *will ferrell voice*

Thanks...

Real talk though... I've been watching battles all week..

The greatest battle rapper ever is probably conceited (if he was normal height)...

Real talk, the only way to even KEEP IT CLOSE is getting on his height... And I understand that's part of it, so no excuses...

But bar for bar... Wit.. Punchlines... metaphors.... This nigga come swinging EVERY LINE... it's like he don't let up...

He don't do a bunch of schemes and all that bullshit.. He come swinging... He's the best lyrically but he's so short it's easy to kill him.

Conceited = Lil wayne of battle Rap. That nigga says 1000 punchlines and hope one sticks. There's no train of thought or angle he just says lines which makes him Extremely overrated and corny as hell

 

[Gen. Stasia]

Mook consistently pull wack skits that drag on and are very subpar lyrically and from a diss perspective...not to mention a live battle where he SHOULD all biases set aside lose the crowd

The Letter F shit he did against Jones was wack

The Trayvon shit was unnecessary, cheap and not good

Jones had it right when he said he gets carried away with his imagination.

Mook disgraces battle rap when he does these puppet shows in the middle of rounds. By now we've accepted that these arent "off the dome"/written but Mooks popularity helped condition us. Coming off the top is unrealistic if u want to win and usually the one losing complains about writtens. But Mook takes it overboard and makes it not even about bars or delivery and about can u put on the best side show

Add that to the whole "bring every nigga you've known since 3rd grade" thing (not sayin Mook started this) & Mook is representative of a lot of the things wrong with battle rap. Battling an NY nigga in New York is absolutely pointless, Solomons "from" NY but c'mon...i dont think solomon won or even put up a good fight but still, i cant give mook any credit for this horseshit *will ferrell voice*

That's why Mook is the Goat in terms of Battle Rap. Its not just about lyrics anymore if it was they couldn't pack venues at $85 - $150 per ticket. People pay to see a show and that's what these battlers have to put on. And the Vets aren't punchline and gun bar driven that's what separates them from the newbies.

 

[CoolJoe]

Mook consistently pull wack skits that drag on and are very subpar lyrically and from a diss perspective...not to mention a live battle where he SHOULD all biases set aside lose the crowd

The Letter F shit he did against Jones was wack

The Trayvon shit was unnecessary, cheap and not good

Jones had it right when he said he gets carried away with his imagination.

Mook disgraces battle rap when he does these puppet shows in the middle of rounds. By now we've accepted that these arent "off the dome"/written but Mooks popularity helped condition us. Coming off the top is unrealistic if u want to win and usually the one losing complains about writtens. But Mook takes it overboard and makes it not even about bars or delivery and about can u put on the best side show

Add that to the whole "bring every nigga you've known since 3rd grade" thing (not sayin Mook started this) & Mook is representative of a lot of the things wrong with battle rap. Battling an NY nigga in New York is absolutely pointless, Solomons "from" NY but c'mon...i dont think solomon won or even put up a good fight but still, i cant give mook any credit for this horseshit *will ferrell voice*

That's why Mook is the Goat in terms of Battle Rap. Its not just about lyrics anymore if it was they couldn't pack venues at $85 - $150 per ticket. People pay to see a show and that's what these battlers have to put on. And the Vets aren't punchline and gun bar driven that's what separates them from the newbies.

Lux is the GOAT in terms of battle rap, and that's not debatable.