Will Munny
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That's stupid. Pumas and cougars are the same species. Younger cougars should be called a lynx or some shit like that.
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DatNiggaB1
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death187sin;1397327 said:Cougar: Hey young stuff
Me: Excuse me?
Cougar: U got a shorty
Me: Lets cut the bullshit, U want some dick or not?!
Cougar: Hell to the fuckin yeah!
Me: That shit got played out wit Eddie Murphy
Cougar: Sorry
Me: Lets go to ya place.. I'm having my carpet put in.
Cougar: OKAY
(Enters home)
Me: What's all this?
Cougar: Records
Me: Damn!! That's what they look like.
Cougar: Can U wait here while I slip into something more comfortable
Me: Cool
Me: (Looting and stealing)
Cougar: I'll be down in a minute
Me: Take ya time.. (Looting and stealing some more)
Cougar: Comes down stairs purring like a cat
Me: What have I got myself into
Cougar: What's wrong baby. Why U still limp and sneezing?
Me: I'm sorry, I'm not used to coffee colored panty hose and nylon makes me sneeze.
Cougar: Can U rub some of this on my back?
Me: Okay.. What is it.. Smells minty
Cougar: It's bengay
Me: (sarcastic) that really gets the fire going
Cougar: Can you hand me that glass of saline over there?
Me: Smells it.. WHAT THE FUCK!
Cougar: It's for my dentures. (plops them into the glass)
Me: Throws up in my mouth a lil bit
Cougar: Whats wrong baby?
Me: Nothing
Cougar: (takes bra off) U like what u see?
Me: OMG WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR TITS?
Cougar: I had breast cancer twice. Now their mostly silicone. The surgeon had Cerebral-palsy so pardon the scars.
Me: I can't do this lady.. Here's all the stuff I stole.. How do I get out of here?! (Vomits)
Cougar: Why are U acting like this?
Me: Let me out or you gonna be using all ya Medicaid up in one visit.
Cougar: (Has a heart attack)
Me: Calls 9-1-1 and ask for the number to a cab.
Deuces old prune!
LMBAO......thats funny shit
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first woman i ever had sex with happened when i was 15.....she was moms friends 38.....divorced....great relationship b/c there was no pressure on me...she thought me everything i knew...
in college when i was 21....fucked this 39 year old broad from work...also divorced..2 kids and looking just to have fun..i love cougars...
in college when i was 21....fucked this 39 year old broad from work...also divorced..2 kids and looking just to have fun..i love cougars...
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dj expanium
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Like Atari? How about a "bobcat"?Will Munny;1397942 said:That's stupid. Pumas and cougars are the same species. Younger cougars should be called a lynx or some shit like that.
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stilldat_dude
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Yeah my woman's son use to fight all the time in high school because niggas was fiendin for his mother lol. I don't seriously think i could deal with a 20 something at this point in life, shit is like a breath of fresh air wit the right cougar.
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Wishbone Jones
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cougar smasher here
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kentuckywildcat
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Stay smashin Cougar Pussy...Plus they will please and nigga and trick on him
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Met a 33 yr old nurse. Divorcee. Met her @ a bar but was so drunk didnt remember how she looked. When I finally made it over her house she was bad but clingy as hell on sime desperate housewives shit. THe pussy was good but the head was ridick-u lous... I had to cut her off cuz she wanted a relationship and had 2 kids. Plus she had mad baggage and was insecure.
But I be debating whether i should hit her up just o get that head...
But I be debating whether i should hit her up just o get that head...
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birdcall89
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D-Marco;1400842 said:Met a 33 yr old nurse. Divorcee. Met her @ a bar but was so drunk didnt remember how she looked. When I finally made it over her house she was bad but clingy as hell on sime desperate housewives shit. THe pussy was good but the head was ridick-u lous... I had to cut her off cuz she wanted a relationship and had 2 kids. Plus she had mad baggage and was insecure.
But I be debating whether i should hit her up just o get that head...
hit her up when your about to get a new phone and number. fuck her raw dog and really enjoy yourself. the next day you get that new phone and new number and you never have to worry about her again. i like to send my old phones off with a bang like that.
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birdcall89;1400860 said:hit her up when your about to get a new phone and number. fuck her raw dog and really enjoy yourself. the next day you get that new phone and new number and you never have to worry about her again. i like to send my old phones off with a bang like that.
bird...u a crazy nigga..lol. But aint gotta worry about that...her tubes tied. But still...she too emotional for a nigga.
I would just come over and fuck for months...then she tried to hit me with the "we never go nowhere" shit... smh
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birdcall89
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D-Marco;1400882 said:bird...u a crazy nigga..lol. But aint gotta worry about that...her tubes tied. But still...she too emotional for a nigga.
I would just come over and fuck for months...then she tried to hit me with the "we never go nowhere" shit... smh
smh that bitch is trippin.
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D-Marco;1400882 said:bird...u a crazy nigga..lol. But aint gotta worry about that...her tubes tied. But still...she too emotional for a nigga.
I would just come over and fuck for months...then she tried to hit me with the "we never go nowhere" shit... smh
Nigga, why you stealing my quotes?
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Went to the beach in the summer with my boys, was playing corn hole and getting shit faced when these 40 plus year old bitches came over asking how to play. Blam blam, put in work on the convo, switch numbers and told them we will be partying later. Invited them over to drink, they brought us a bunch of wings and we got fucked up. Long story short, i went to the bathroom to piss, bitch walked into the bathroom and started sucking my dick. Fucked her a couple of months, and my homeboy fucked her friend too. She knew what it was though, she wanted to get laid, she wasn't immature or caught feelings, and she had her own shit. If i wanted to fuck i could call her now.
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Will Munny
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dj expanium;1398201 said:Like Atari? How about a "bobcat"?
well there is a cat species called a lnyx, but bobcat would be cool too.
Agent Stahll from SOA is a cougar to the fullest!!!!!
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Will Munny;1401187 said:well there is a cat species called a lnyx, but bobcat would be cool too.
Agent Stahll from SOA is a cougar to the fullest!!!!!
wat about gemma?
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5th Letter
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There was this older woman I met back in 07 that I regret not smashing smh at me being faithful to my then girl friend.
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DatNiggaB1
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Jus remembered Miss Parker, now she called that for obvious reasons and she fine like the Miss Parker from Friday.....
Now i aint gonna lie I aint smashed myself but a few of my boys have........Now Miss Parker is proper.....she got a succesfull job, no kids and no man........she will tell ya straight that if ya over 30, ya back is aint gonna be able keep up. She freaky as hell and is young niggas wet dream. If ya see her in the club she be pulling out the credit card and buyin up the champagne.......all niggas gotta do is wait there turn cause if ya looking fly and can spit some game, your in wid a chance. Noone views her as a hoe either cause she safe and never makes out she is something she aint. She jus needs to get fucked from time to time. One of my boys got sprung cause the pussy so good but she straight fired his ass for catching feelings.
I wanna hit, but I never give less than a 77% beating and woman always catch feeling when you give over 65% effort.
Now i aint gonna lie I aint smashed myself but a few of my boys have........Now Miss Parker is proper.....she got a succesfull job, no kids and no man........she will tell ya straight that if ya over 30, ya back is aint gonna be able keep up. She freaky as hell and is young niggas wet dream. If ya see her in the club she be pulling out the credit card and buyin up the champagne.......all niggas gotta do is wait there turn cause if ya looking fly and can spit some game, your in wid a chance. Noone views her as a hoe either cause she safe and never makes out she is something she aint. She jus needs to get fucked from time to time. One of my boys got sprung cause the pussy so good but she straight fired his ass for catching feelings.
I wanna hit, but I never give less than a 77% beating and woman always catch feeling when you give over 65% effort.
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dj expanium
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I'll have to check that out. Is that where you got your avatar from?Will Munny;1401187 said:well there is a cat species called a lnyx, but bobcat would be cool too.
Agent Stahll from SOA is a cougar to the fullest!!!!!
Katey Segal......oh, yeah!!!!MR.CJ;1401189 said:wat about gemma?
I would also add Mariska Hargitay from Law & Order:SVU, plus Kellita Smith from the Bernie Mac show.
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The Prime Minister
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Miami6;1398197 said:first woman i ever had sex with happened when i was 15.....she was moms friends 38.....divorced....great relationship b/c there was no pressure on me...she thought me everything i knew...
in college when i was 21....fucked this 39 year old broad from work...also divorced..2 kids and looking just to have fun..i love cougars...
Damn nigga, you a victim.
LoL
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Will Munny
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MR.CJ;1401189 said:wat about gemma?
Gemma is a cougar too, but this last season she seems to have really aged.
Season one Gemma >>>>>>>>>>
I still think agent stahll is hot as fuck considering she like like 49 in real life. She a bi-freak too, cause she was suckin Hale's dick, now she munchin carpet.
@dj ex, yeah my avi is from SOA
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