WallH;1886357 said:SWAT teams call this nigga up when their battering rams arent doing the trick
This nigga can spin on his head for hours without ever getting tired
Everytime this nigga inhale, his head swells and lifts him a few feet off the ground
Billy Goats cross the street to avoid this nigga
"I whip my brain back and forth I whip my brain back and forth"
You can use the side of this niggas head to play cards on
They'd have to rotate a dollar bill just to fit your whole face on it
They have to zoom out just to take your picture
Open your mouth and you'd look like an elongated bowling ball
A nigga with a 7 foot wing span couldnt put you in a head lock
You've always gone maskless for halloween 'cause you could never find one long enough
When you take a shower it takes 15 minutes for the water to reach the rest of your body
That nigga does a back flip whenever he gives someone a "whats up" head nod
This niggs has to step into his shirts
This nigga can dive into a pool and NEVER has to worry about hitting his head on the bottom
This nigga can plug up a leaking dam
This nigga can carry more on his head than 10 african bitches
This nigga sleeps on the floor and uses the mattress as a pillow
They are designing new bicycle helmets using this niggas head as the blueprint
This nigga has to wear ankle weights to keep his body balanced
This nigga couldnt bury his head in the sand like an Ostrich 'cause someone on the other side of the world would spot him
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