No no no no no. This cant be right. help me with this math problem.

[1of1]

Try to f*ck the mom.

 

[king hassan]

My ace's moms is 36 and him and I are 22.

Do the maff.

Damn she my age, is she fuckable

 

[The Lonious Monk]

yall gonna club together?

That reminded me of something that happened at Lucky Strike last year with my wife's cousins and family friends. I didn't really know any of the family friends so we were all just chillin and drinkin and getting to know each other. A lil ways off this drunk middle aged woman gets up like "Ohhh that's my song" and she starts wildin out. The ensuing convo went like that:

Me: Damn, that chick is crazy.

Dude next to me: Umm...That's my mama dawg. (He probably sensed I was about to say something worse about her.)

Me: Oh really? Hmmm....well, she's killin that Stanky Leg over there.

Dude: Yeah (Shakes head shamefully) You should have seen here when the Chicken Noodle Soup was out.

 

[MsSouthern]

Loo and his woman problems

so funny

anywho

her mama is a 30 yr old LIE ... no way did she have that girl at age 7

 

[1of1]

who is fuckin these broads

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

*makes it jump*

Hey babes!

sidenote: I had to show somebody the other night that I can still do some of my stripper moves. Dropped down into that split and made it bounce a few times and then each cheek jump a few times. lol. Random I know but I jsut thought of that cause the chick keeps smacking me on my ass now and asking me to do it again lol.

Make me a video. Now.

 

[tru_m.a.c]

heres her mom on her daughters prom night.

*dead* yo real talk I thought the words on that pic said "butt stock"

not to mention the save file name is "pretty-little-black-girl-showing-thumbs-up-against-white-background" *dies again*

 

[ineedpussy]

loo you a bitch doggie. pull your skrit down and take off the cape. pussy nigga

 

[king hassan]

Why that Dr Pepper "Cherry" banner up there lol

 

[Sourpatch Kid]

Maybe its her stepmother or foster mother but not her biological mother. That's the only logical answer and if not then that mother must have been either molested and impregnated or was promiscuous in pre-k.

 

[Yung_Souf_Money]

This girl i know just told me her mother is turning 30 today.

This girl graduated in 2005.

How old was her mama when she had her?

how old is she?

 

[Dupac]

bump cuz it's funnny

 

[American Loo VII 3D]

how old is she?

about 23, if she graduated HS in 2005

 

[allreasoned_out]

This thread is hilarious.

 

[DEE-LICIOUS]

Did he ever figure out how old the mom was?

 

[yung_mulah]

she most def lying...and her daughter stupid for believing it

 

[damobb2deep]

thats impossible her mom would have been 6 or 7..... i dont think periods start that early

 

[d-weezy]

You sure it's her real mother?

 

[bull6599]

yeah that shit cant be right bruh. I graduated HS in 05 and I'm 23 right now so her mom woulda been 7 or 8 when she gave birth.

 

[Craig Robinson]

maybe she graduated early