New Shenco: Standardized Slaughter

[Peezy_Jenkins]

i thought it would never get funnier than shenco's charmander, im so glad i was wrong

 

[StoneColdMikey]

First they love you then they hate you, then they love you again

I have never loved you, you're an asshole.

 

[Bcotton5]

None of that goes together. Not the beat, not the lyrics, not the flow. It's like someone served up a dinner plate with spaghetti, a hot dog, and grapefruit. Dollar Store toilet paper js better than this song. The Chicago Homicide Prevention Unit is better than this song. the suns ability to shine on Detroit is better than this song. Russell Westbrook's clothes are better than this song. Stephen Hawkings vocal chords are better than this. Rae Carruth's hiding spot was better than this song. The New Orleans levees are better than this song. Stevie Wonder gets more satisfaction from watching porn than he ever could get from listening to this song. Jeff Axel's spelling is 100x better than this song. Michael J Fox's ability to stand still is better than this song. Christopher Reeve's spinal cord is better than this song. This song is cruel and unusual punishment. waterboarding was found to be more humane so it replaced listening This song on repeat as a method of torture. casey anthony is a better mother than you are a rapper. If a volcano erupted inside of your intestines you'd still be incapable of dropping hot shit.

ROFLMAO!

 

[_Menace_]

2chainz and bulbasor tho!!!

 

[StoneColdMikey]

even the aliases shitting on you b. lmfao

 

[Matt-]

"im on the front line with the crazy and disturbed"

Thats not true guys, he lets me do the fighting

 

[FyHunnit]

Wow... I'm lame for not even giving dude a chance.. Is this a Thread of The Year candidate? Did i just miss something epics, smh..

 

[Bcotton5]

This thead is still ....

tho

Shenco not my nigga, glad it was him

lmao! I aint looking at this thread no more

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

hey guys whats going on in here

 

[2CHAINZ]

even the aliases shitting on you b. lmfao

Who you callin an alias mane? I'm as real as the oxygen you breathing mane

It don't get realler then that

 

[Billy_Poncho]

Don't een worry bout it bruh, I'ma ghost-write for you. I spit flames my G, I'll have your career back on track in no time. First thing we gon do is change that song title, sounds like you bout to take a test...

 

[ShencosBulbasaur]

even the aliases shitting on you b. lmfao

Who you callin an alias mane? I'm as real as the oxygen you breathing mane

It don't get realler then that

Im real as fuck too!!!

 

[buttuh_b]

Wow... I'm lame for not even giving dude a chance.. Is this a Thread of The Year candidate? Did i just miss something epics, smh..

20 pages of ether.

 

[MrCrookedLetter]

Got Tiger Woods to? Lawd have mercy lmaooo

 

[Purr]

Fuck....Where Do I Start?!

Im not trying to diss you (this time) but for a person, like myself, who loves music like I do. You definitely need to educate yourself on it.

Shenco, your lyric skill is fine. You have an okay knowledge of the ABBA system and you understand slant rhythm

HOWEVER

You do not know how to speak in rhythm. In your head you hear the rhythm but you do not know how to use your body to count and speak out the rhythm at the same time.

This is a youtube video on how to teach you how to count rhythm in music. You are very deaf or ignorant to the rhythm.



You breathe in very weird places in your lyric formation. It is as if you are a balloon inflating at a very quick speed, you are running out of air every time you rap a line.

Here is a video on how to properly breathe. Your body is an instrument, and you need to treat it as such.

This youtube video will teach you how to breathe, so you can rap longer phrases without sounding like you are running out of air.



Most hip hop beats are in 4/4 rhythm or 2/4 rhythm.

these links will educate you on what time signature and notes are in music and how to count the value of time in the rhythm in the music.

http://www.mymusictheory.com/grade3/lessons/11-rewriting-with-different-time-values.html
http://totalguitarist.com/lessons/rhythm/quarter-half-and-whole-notes/

I hope this will help. But I know you're a cocky asshole and you wont take this advice... Keep making shitty music, if you dont take this help..

 

[Ash Ketchum]

Yo, word to everything, I been sittin here for years workin hard to be a Pokemon master while this dickless Osh Kosh wearin Dr Teeth lookin ass precum baby Shenco is runnin around the internet with my swag and flow. Talkin bout Pokemon and shit like he live that life. Mufucka you ain't bout that life. You can't even get past Misty with your bitch ass. So now I'm on you. The next time I see you or hear you, I'ma give you an atomic wedgie off the Eiffel Tower, then put my dick in your grandma's denture water, right before I Stone Cold Stunner that bitch. Hop off my dick fuck boy.

 

[2CHAINZ]

even the aliases shitting on you b. lmfao

Who you callin an alias mane? I'm as real as the oxygen you breathing mane

It don't get realler then that

Im real as fuck too!!!

I respect that mane

We all gods creation mane

We all real mane

Salute to you and you Patnas mane

 

[ShencosBulbasaur]

My son used to dress up as pikachu just cause he likes balls thrown at him

ur a fat bitch

 

[BackInWhite]

shenco was drinkin a surge when he laid down his vocals

 

[ShencosBulbasaur]

Yo, word to everything, I been sittin here for years workin hard to be a Pokemon master while this dickless Osh Kosh wearin Dr Teeth lookin ass precum baby Shenco is runnin around the internet with my swag and flow. Talkin bout Pokemon and shit like he live that life. Mufucka you ain't bout that life. You can't even get past Misty with your bitch ass. So now I'm on you. The next time I see you or hear you, I'ma give you an atomic wedgie off the Eiffel Tower, then put my dick in your grandma's denture water, right before I Stone Cold Stunner that bitch. Hop off my dick fuck boy.

motherfucker you'll never be half the pokemon trainer shenco is