- Never smoked or did drugs
- no tattoos
- never been to the Western U.S. (Cali, etc.)
- never been to Europe
- never invested in a mutual fund although I recommend them to clients (I can do 100x better without one)
- here's a good laugh - I can't tie my shoes the regular way, I tie em differently where I don't put it through the loop, I tie crossingover the other lace. Please tell me there's others who do as well.
- can't hot wire a car
- Never fucked a Chinese chick (yet - because I'm talking to one right now ironically)
- never been married
- I don't have kids (never had a pregnancy scare either)