My youth was wasted, and not in the cool way.

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I'm fucking 24 and I've never had sex, I'm 350 and bald with loose skin from gaining and losing weight so many times, my looks are already gone, and they were never really there to start with, I missed out on all that sex with teenage girls, teenage girls are awesome, shit I missed out on the wild early 20s thing, no one likes me I suck, fuck the cool kids, both being all attractive so there's no one there to stop the sex from happening.

You're only 24, you're not even close to even being done with your youth. Go out on an adventure and have fun in any way you like.

 
Dont worry, I'm about to be a 20 year old virgin.

I hope you have used your time wisely up to this point.

Do you have a college degree, a business, a financial plan, money, or anything?

Because you should chase money rather than women.

Money over bitches.

Money can buy you shit that will make you happier than sex ever could.
 
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stuffwhitepeoplelike;480229 said:
I'm fucking 24 and I've never had sex, I'm 350 and bald with loose skin from gaining and losing weight so many times, my looks are already gone, and they were never really there to start with, I missed out on all that sex with teenage girls, teenage girls are awesome, shit I missed out on the wild early 20s thing, no one likes me I suck, fuck the cool kids, both being all attractive so there's no one there to stop the sex from happening.

Kill yourself
 
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stuffwhitepeoplelike;480229 said:
I'm fucking 24 and I've never had sex, I'm 350 and bald with loose skin from gaining and losing weight so many times, my looks are already gone, and they were never really there to start with, I missed out on all that sex with teenage girls, teenage girls are awesome, shit I missed out on the wild early 20s thing, no one likes me I suck, fuck the cool kids, both being all attractive so there's no one there to stop the sex from happening.

Kill yourself

why?
 
Yeah, concentrate on getting money. Go to college and get a Bachelor's degree then get a masters. or go to Law School. Be a stockbroker. When you have a nice car and you're making tons of money you'll be able to get all the hot chicks that ignored you when you were broke. Granted they'll all be gold diggers but you'll be fucking them.
 
Well congrats, you've hit rock bottom: Complaining anonymously on an internet rap board.

Seems like you can either give up or improve yourself.

One positive: Sex with people in their late 20s and higher is better than the young stuff. By that age everyone knows what they're doing and what they like.
 

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