my girlfriend farted on me

[GodNThaBuild'n]

Is that a dude or a chick? Just strolling cross tha street not a care in tha world. First mistake, didn't look both ways dumbass

Naw hes looking at the incoming traffic but like most pedestrians they believe they are above a 1+ ton vehicle

That was a smooth landing tho. I'll give him that

 

[5onblackhandside]

 

[Preach2Teach]

Some people just think if the light tells them it's OK to walk then it is safe, not true, always look both ways even as you are crossing, you just never fucking know, them gifs are crazy.

 

[Preach2Teach]

And as far as the fart you need to get her back for that, next time you are eating breakfast you jump on the table squat and fart in her cereal.

 

[Turfaholic]

The Mrs stay farting on me in her sleep lol.

 

[Preach2Teach]

All I get is pussy farts, sometimes she has to stick her arse out of the window when she is in my presence.

 

[DR. JEK]

Kinda weird how all the females got hit... no it's not. Females have slow reaction timing

Why the one in the purple shirt just turned but didn't get the fuck out the way tho?

 

[GodNThaBuild'n]

Kinda weird how all the females got hit... no it's not. Females have slow reaction timing

Why the one in the purple shirt just turned but didn't get the fuck out the way tho?

I laugh every time she his that fence

 

[Mr_Vicodin81G]

I'd black both my hoes eyes if she did that shit smh

 

[RonnieBX]

You a faggot for not beating her ass

Op you still a faggot

 

[HafBayked]

its all fair game now

nothing will be the same....

 

[RickyRich]

Man my ex used to fart so stink . Anytime that dirty bitch ate ice cream it was over. I had to smell that shit all the way home from Niagara falls. Mind u it was wintertime so i couldnt wind down the windows.

 

[RickyRich]

In the two weeks of us datin bitch farted i was drivin wit my head out the window. I drop her home aftrr that

 

[VIBE]

Kinda weird how all the females got hit... no it's not. Females have slow reaction timing

Why the one in the purple shirt just turned but didn't get the fuck out the way tho?

I laugh every time she his that fence

that fence broke her fall..

the other woman in the beige got fucked up

 

[BedStuy]

those ladies had heels on

 

[Go figure]

Is that a dude or a chick? Just strolling cross tha street not a care in tha world. First mistake, didn't look both ways dumbass

Those cars had a red light, pedestrian had right of way to walk. If dude never planned on runnin the red the pedestrian wouldve made it across the street. Still an idiot for not having more self awareness though.

 

[okaay]

Time for a new girl.