in high school this girl stole a chicken popper from me and i said "if another one of you bitches steals a chicken popper im throwing one at your head"
so this whore stole one and i threw one at her head so she thought she was cool and she punched me in the side of the head so i contemplated punching her
but instead i dumped a bottle of juice on her and called her a cunt a bunch of times and she started crying and i looked like the bad guy
but she doesnt realize my dad taught me from a young age to punch anyone in the face no matter gender or size or anything without hesitation even if they didnt hit me first
he was all about the sucker punch