Most Braggadocious lyrics in rap history

[ImGettingOld]

"I get more pussy on accident then most niggas get on purpose" Big L

 

[chilly]

Drake talking about selling a million records off hype alone or a blank cd or some shit like that. I can't remember.

 

[Sep-00]

Tupac - that's why i fucked your bitch

Special Ed - Ever other week I get a brand new car

Got twenty, that’s plenty yet I still want more

Kinda fond of honda scooters--got seventy-four

I got the riches--to fulfill my needs

Got land in the sand of the west indies

Even got a little island of my very own--

I gotta frog--a dog with a solid gold bone

 

[chilly]

That line is really dope, but i don't think you understand what he's saying. Yeah of course he's refering to him doing big business with the jews which is the obvious pun in the line, but he's also refering to the jews and the whole holocaust thing cuz you remember the jews and the ovens? That's another thing he was refering too.

And because by the time al them jews was in them nazi ovens they was already malnourished and super skinny,which is why he says he's the only fat nigga in there with em.

 

[CirocObama]

And because by the time al them jews was in them nazi ovens they was already malnourished and super skinny,which is why he says he's the only fat nigga in there with em.

Right. Even though i ain't too big on Ross that was a clever line.

 

[Africa United]

Rare dude I´m a wonder/ your best success is my best blunder...... I hate bragging rap,but I love that line.

 

[cobbland]

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"At a thousand degrees Celsius, I make emcess melt/
Fuck my record label I appear courtesy of myself/
Let me explain how maintain thresholds of pain/
And walk across the sun barefoot looking for shade/"

(Canibus-Desperados)

 

[Sanyika]

Lines that immediately came to mind;

"I don't write my own raps I think em, that means I forgot better shit then you ever thought of," -Kanye

"My record sales slow, I'll show you my dick," -50 Cent

 

[ImGettingOld]

Gucci Mane

Bought A 06 Lamb Wit Da Butterfly Doors
That's A Quarter Million Dollars Gone Just 2 Pull Hoes

Im A East Atlanta Vet Man I Aint Done Yet
Bitches Standin In Line Just To Wipe My Sweat

 

[lookdude]

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