Most awkward moment in sex

[MissK]

when you are left thinking is that it?

 

[_Goldie_]

Eretime I bust a nutt then look over at her and yawn and say "so what u about to do?"

 

[taeboo]

One time when an ex and I were having relations, a picture that used to be over my bed fell and busted me in the head. Funny thing was he was trying to keep going, I had to flip up off of me...had a bruise on the top of my forhead for like 4 days.

 

[NYCeeCee]

I was in the kitchen making us ANOTHER drink. I come walking in all naked and sexy (already tipsy smh). He's laying on the bed waiting for me. The room is pitch black and I trip over the lamp pole and fall on the bed spilling the drinks all over the bed and him We didn't even clean up, we just did it on the wet bed. Whole room smelled like liquor.

 

[_Goldie_]

I was in the kitchen making us ANOTHER drink. I come walking in all naked and sexy (already tipsy smh). He's laying on the bed waiting for me. The room is pitch black and I trip over the lamp pole and fall on the bed spilling the drinks all over the bed and him We didn't even clean up, we just did it on the wet bed. Whole room smelled like liquor.

Clumsy ass tryin to be cute...........

 

[NYCeeCee]

I was in the kitchen making us ANOTHER drink. I come walking in all naked and sexy (already tipsy smh). He's laying on the bed waiting for me. The room is pitch black and I trip over the lamp pole and fall on the bed spilling the drinks all over the bed and him We didn't even clean up, we just did it on the wet bed. Whole room smelled like liquor.

Clumsy ass tryin to be cute...........

LMAOOOOO @ this gif. It looked like she was about to do the Running Man before she fell

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

I was in the kitchen making us ANOTHER drink. I come walking in all naked and sexy (already tipsy smh). He's laying on the bed waiting for me. The room is pitch black and I trip over the lamp pole and fall on the bed spilling the drinks all over the bed and him We didn't even clean up, we just did it on the wet bed. Whole room smelled like liquor.

Clumsy ass tryin to be cute...........

LMAOOOOO @ this gif. It looked like she was about to do the Running Man before she fell

haha

 

[Dirty Words]

I was drunk and fell asleep on a girl once.. Not really awkward for me, musta been weird as hell for her though..

 

[mr.jamrock]

when ya finish and she wants to cuddle but you want her gone smh no wifey treatment chick

 

[MsSouthern]

When you say the wrong name

 

[_Goldie_]

When you say the wrong name

 

[KINGOFDAARCADE]

When you say the wrong name

that shit only happens in sara jessica parker movies.

 

[smokelahoma]

When you say the wrong name

of course your slut ass would do some shit like that.

 

[INSANE RELICK]

I had a chick giving me head, everything was cool but she wanted to whyle out and show off n shit.... So like shes going

down doing the usuals, then she starts going all the way down...Making them ill gargling noises..her eyes were all waterin ..

Then she took me into her mouth all the way, her tounge was licking my ball at the same time, then as Im about to cum.

Shorty throws up fuckin spaghetti, n meatballs all over my nuts... I laying there like: This bitch just puked up pasta

on my nuts" WOWwwwwwww. She goes and runs back into the bathroom to get a rag....She basically "picks ' up the fucking yuke off my nuts... I get up, take a shower and proceed to go play XB.

ANd thats REAL MY NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

 

[Dirty Words]

I had a chick giving me head, everything was cool but she wanted to whyle out and show off n shit.... So like shes going

down doing the usuals, then she starts going all the way down...Making them ill gargling noises..her eyes were all waterin ..

Then she took me into her mouth all the way, her tounge was licking my ball at the same time, then as Im about to cum.

Shorty throws up fuckin spaghetti, n meatballs all over my nuts... I laying there like: This bitch just puked up pasta

on my nuts" WOWwwwwwww. She goes and runs back into the bathroom to get a rag....She basically "picks ' up the fucking yuke off my nuts... I get up, take a shower and proceed to go play XB.

ANd thats REAL MY NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

.. Ew son, ew

 

[Lou Cypher]

when ya finish and she wants to cuddle but you want her gone smh no wifey treatment chick

I fucking HATE THAT! I just wanna be like god dammit i only call you when i want sex what makes you think this is ok?!

 

[Dirty Words]

When he asks if you came.

lmfao @ niggas that ask that.. If you have to ask.. You've failed

 

[pennyda1]

When he asks if you came.

That gotta be the worse!!! Kat what's ur response when they ask?

 

[VIBE]

I farted.

Shit was one of those "ohhhh shit, wtf! Hold it! Hold it! Okay, fuck it let it go slow", and it sounded like a balloon that was pinched slightly. So we laugh, continue and finish then laugh more.

 

[lighthearted26]

Anything involving anal and shit is always awkward.