Mischievious stuff you did as a kid/youth

[Mr_Vicodin81G]

He got U on the 5/500 doe I bet huh?

I was lucky on them 10/325. Thats how they get you

 

[Mr_Vicodin81G]

@"will money"‌

Dumb doctors hand them out like candies. Smart docs know what it do tho

 

[Mr_Vicodin81G]

@RiGGA‌

 

[Breezy_Kilroy]

used to sneak into one of the schools I attended with a bunch of my friends and hoop

would go swimming too when we would bring some females with us. smashed two chicks in the locker room

for some reason they didn't have an alarm. all you had to do was snatch the back door open.

i wasn't a thief but I was the one that would keep the arabs distracted bc I was in the corner store damn near every day after school. used to get 10 dollars from the this guy every time i did it

used to hit my granddads golf balls across the alley like they were baseballs. them things go far as fuck. if you go up the blocks like the ones parallel to mine you could see tons of them. we hit a lot of cars and windows.

was shooting birds and squirrels one time and I shot my friend in the face with a bb gun.

shit ricocheted off of the pole on the porch and hit him dead in the face. I was laughing like a mfer

put carmex on one of my teachers doors because she was complaining she had really dry hands

she thought she was dying lol "omg what is this tingling mint sensation in my hands. they're burning!"

same teacher, threw a condom on her desk. we had an emergency p/t conference the next day because we were basically fucking with her and others the entire year.

I used to mock her all the time because she sounded like the teacher from Jimmy Neutron

me and my nigga was sitting on the porch and we saw this fat cop chasing this nigga cuss he stole some food.

we both ran track so we run past them niggas so we can see everything. my mans end up tripping out his shoes and the cop almost got to him but we helped him up. cop started chasing us and my nigga was like fuck we running for he can't catch us. so he runs back and trips the nigga lol. we hopped the fence and hid behind one of the bushes til he was gone. he never saw us after that. good times lol

 

[RiGGA]

@ya'll_digme1day

He gave me the 5's, my dad got the 10's them shits are ferocious though

 

[BarreGoff]

-knocked on neighbors' doors and ran before they could answer ..guilty,guilty,guilty

 

[808HiLife808]

Filled my neighbors rain gutters up with bark chips tryna get those mfs to go down the drainage part..

 

[unspoken_respect]

They say i would disappear and the lights in the house would start to blink. Don't know what i did though. Probably something that would have killed me.

 

[IAmDopeSmoke]

Stole shit

Broke shit

Hustled shit

 

[A$AP_A$TON]

Spat on a cop car, then got snuffed by a cop. As soon as I was gonna swing back, they pulled them guns out.

Runnin around with fake money, buy some bullshit & get real money back.

Queens, Bronx & Chinatown felt that wrath.

me & two other tried to rob a good friend of ours. My homie put him in the fiend, & we ran in his crib lookin for money. Found nothing smh.

put my moms cat in the freezer & left it for mad hours until she came home & found it dead, then proceeded to get my ass whooped.

An exotic looking bird flew into my homie's crib. So we hit it with a broom first, then put it in a bucket & drowned it with perfume, Ajax & other shit, then we really drowned it by drowning it in a sink filled with water, then boiled it in a pot, then put it in a bag & left it in the middle of the basketball court.

The fuck?

 

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[PapaDoc223]

Throw snowballs at trucks. Pop tires with knives. In middle school my homboys would spank our female class mates in the ass in gym class and run away. Steal small spanish porno comics in bodega a block where I live. LOL this was before I had a computer in middle school. Those shits were terrible know looking back. In High school throw rocks at cars near Prospect Park. We used to steal shopping carts from a local C-Town and used them to ride downhill in my freind block. Man that shit backfired. Scraped my elboys and knees and broke my arm. In middle school I was part of a gang called "F.O.X Crew." My boy Richard said it was a gang that his older brother was in high school. the gang was Netas associated. So I was a black haitian kid in a crew that associated with a puerto rican gang. Looking back that was hilarious. We had no groups to beef with, So it died out fast.

The worst thing I ever done was with my cousins in long island. The mfers were crazy I think it was that boring suburban life. Anyway I visisted them for a month in the summer when I was 17. My older cousin steven was 20 said he has beef with this Guyanese kid who lived two blocks from him. He and my two other cousins Pierre and Tony planned to rob him cuz on weekend he would go this bar his uncle owned. And this was in Valley Stream long island. So they had BB guns with ski masks. They wanted me to join cuz they felt if 4 niggas do it the white boy wil be shook. But I ddint had a BB gun. they gave me a baseball bat. I was young and dumb and said "aight.' So it was a sunday night. We got into Pierre's car. We were driving around scoping for the kid. We finally saw him. He was minding his buisness and listening to his Zune mp3 player. We got out the car my cousin Steven said "Ayo run yo shit man!" The kid looked scared and he tried to run but his pnats was sagging hella low so we coaught up to him. My 3 cousins whooped his ass. I just was on look out for police. They took his Zune mp3 player,60 dollars,his watch and silver chain. Then Steven shot him in the leg. Man he screamed loud. We ran to the car and drove away. The day after I was like fuck it and told Steven drive me to Brooklyn cuz I was scared as hell. Rumors were going around he went to the cops. The Guyanese kid never went to police. I guess he know who did it and was scared as hell not fuck with my cousins. I felt bad in participating in a mugging like that. And I suffered for it. karma is a bitch because my senior year my crew came out of a party in Sunset park and got jumped which turned into a brawl. Those niggas had knives but thank my lucky stars they didnt shank nobody. Moral of the story do not do bad shit cuz it will come back to bite you. And also stay away from trouble. I cleaned up my act when I went college. So I am good square bear obeying the law kid.

 

[VIBE]

break your fuckin Titan graphs down...

no reason for it to look like a book...

 

[TRILLip Brooks]

Steal

Fight

 

[MorganFreemanKing]

Tagged a building in sixth grade,

Tried to steal something during the 03 blackout,

 

[dwade206]

When i was a kid my older brother hulk hogan legged dropped on my neck from 10 feet i started crying like a bitch..i got revenge i stomped on his face with cowboy boots(i was like 4)

When i was a teen he used to walk n the house n be like "eww look what i got (fast food) n never shared so i would use his beard trimmer to shave my pubes

My moms old BF daughter she was a bitch so i used her toilet to clean dirty toilet

You used her toilet to clean dirty toilet?