Mischievious stuff you did as a kid/youth

[Max.]

-I made my cuzn eat dog shit when he was 8

-Got into a fuckn hood rumble me n my friends beat up drunks..my friend picked up a big wood stick n broke this womans teeth(he went to juvie)

I got so many fuckn stories

 

[A$AP_A$TON]

Bunch of criminals and dirtbags in this thread

 

[Max.]

When i was a kid my older brother hulk hogan legged dropped on my neck from 10 feet i started crying like a bitch..i got revenge i stomped on his face with cowboy boots(i was like 4)

When i was a teen he used to walk n the house n be like "eww look what i got (fast food) n never shared so i would use his beard trimmer to shave my pubes

My moms old BF daughter she was a bitch so i used her toilet to clean dirty toilet

 

[bossdon201]

Used to do alot of wild shit with my cousins as a youngin. Used to live on 6th floor of an apt building and would throw anything out thewindow at people below. We would throw books, toys, shit i remember we even threw toothbrushes. One time we threw some batteries at some dealers at night until one pulled out a gun and said they would shoot. I remember filling up bottles of hot water and dumping it on people in the summer time. We would use laser pointed super soaker and would destroy neighbors flowers on window sill. Using laser pointers late at night to scare people, or would point it at the bus driver and he would speed off without picking up the passengers lmao! When I got to a teenager it turned into shooting people with bb guns. That stopped when I got threatened with a real gun lol.

 

[Rum Middleton]

Used to tie firecrackers to toads and light them bitches...

 

[trilladelic]

i was a young perv..to many stories to tell so i'll leave it that. whats crazy is that i was on some shy shit during my teens..

i was poor so i stole a lot. sometimes i steal money from my big sis & buy comics & candy. glad i grew out of that shit..

i started smokin n drinking in my teens, sometime i would hang out all night with the pushers. that shit never really rubbed off on me but i dabbled a bit. for some crazy reason i would rather bust my azz workin than standing around slanging makin way more money..

 

[MallyG]

I would Hide from My Moms on Purpose as a Toddler...

Drink my Aunt or Uncle's St. Ides or Schlitz Malt Liquor as a Toddler also

Watch the "Spice Channel" on channel 99 as a Youngin . Shit was blurry as fuck lol

Would take Mama's Fake jewelry and Give it to my Bitch in 3rd Grade .

Have chicks over the Crib while moms at work .

Go in the Teacher's Lounge at school and Stole Tea, Coffee and ETC.

Stole the Teacher's Cell Phones and Car Keys outta her Desk Drawer .

Stole a lot of Shit, Hustled a lot of Shit .

I wasnt eeen' as bad as i seemed though brah . . .

Bruh, I know u from the A talmbout the Spice channel being on 99! Mayne a nikka would be ELATED if the picture held still for 10 seconds or longer. Had to keep that hand on the remote and the trigger finger on "channel return/back" button! LOL

 

[SuperSoaker]

When i was a kid my older brother hulk hogan legged dropped on my neck from 10 feet i started crying like a bitch..i got revenge i stomped on his face with cowboy boots(i was like 4)

When i was a teen he used to walk n the house n be like "eww look what i got (fast food) n never shared so i would use his beard trimmer to shave my pubes

My moms old BF daughter she was a bitch so i used her toilet to clean dirty toilet

Holy shit. We're talking wrestilingbaby moves now? Goddam countless ass whoppings came for the numerous holes we made in the wall from wrestiling. From slides, to missed punches, my mom had three boys so we were wild. The worst one was I gave my little brother a pedigree on the tile, no protection for his head. Shit was vicious he wouldn't stop crying for hours, luckily mom was working that day.

 

[SuperSoaker]

Haha in 7th grade I came home from school and my older brother was sleeping on the couch. Idk what the fuck I was thinking but I said "stop faking it," then I was like "I'm going to count to ten if your still sleeping I'm going to punch you my hy hardest in the stomach," keep in kind dude is just snoring at this point. I count to ten whined up and just slugged him in the stomach. I don't think he forgave for that till this day.

 

[SuperSoaker]

Me and my older brother would fight for everything. lol one year we were going to the family Christmas party (our mom would make us dress up in slacks and polos, even though half are ghetto ass family would come in tshirts and Jordan sandals) anyway my mom would take forever to get ready, so we were like let's go hoop in the front. I used to get heated when I started losing cuz he'd antagonize me smh idk what really happened all I remember is my mom came out the house ready to go and found us rolling in the driving my older brother just pounding my head with his fists lol

 

[not this again!]

Other kids threw eggs on Halloween.

I threw little plastic sacks filled with hair dye or Nair.

I used to use caulk to jam up the locks on peoples' cars and houses.

I made homemade stink bombs and set them off not only in school, but in churches.

Then I moved on to making actual explosives.

That's just the tame stuff I did. I was living proof of why you shouldn't fuck with smart people. Lol

 

[ghostdog56]

Some of you niggas better hope you never get shot by the police because they would smear the hell out of your name with some of the shit ya'll posting

 

[Will Munny]

Stole duke nukem 3d from the px.

Hook up my friends when they would come thru bk.

From 13 on my teen years revolved around fuckin.

Nutin in chicka mouths and then warching them kiss their boyfriends and then laugh.

Put frog parts in the school lunch.

Kicked toilet stall doors off the hinges.

Tore down a toilet stall during a fight.

B&e

B&e

B&e

Stole a tractor

Attempted cow tipping

Fighting

Fuckin bitches in the woods.

Throwing chicken patties at my boss.

Slugged a white bitch in the nose.

Choked a white bitch

Slugged a white boy with glasses between the eyes cause he had a nervous tick.

Pissed in a Gatorade bottle then dumped it in my old locker cause my lockermate wouldnt stop rigging the shit to stay unlocked and my pogs came up missing.

You attempting cow tipping? Wow you should come up to MN I can take you snipe hunting sometime...

 

[Rum Middleton]

Spray painted a squirrel with a broken back and lit it on fire...

fire was my shit...

 

[Rum Middleton]

in fifth grade I used to de-pants girls hangin on the monkey bars for a dollar....

 

[Brian B.]

In the 8th grade me & a few homies figured out how to steal credit cards online

got so many games, cd's, movies (flicks too lol), etc.

even got two of those fake pussies at about $400 each

Good thing we ain't get caught (unless the staute of limitations isn't up, this is for entertainment purposes only)

 

[Brian B.]

Oh yea R.I.P to Big Mike

Real nigga out of Chatt

Mike Buchanan?

if so, I graduated w/ his sister

stayed next door to my homie in Hixson at one point & always showed love on the bud... would give us bout a quarter (of mid) for $10

RIP

 

[T. Sanford]

Oh yea R.I.P to Big Mike

Real nigga out of Chatt

Mike Buchanan?http://community.allhiphop.com/post/quote/520476/Comment_7317576

if so, I graduated w/ his sister

stayed next door to my homie in Hixson at one point & always showed love on the bud... would give us bout a quarter (of mid) for $10

RIP

Yea you talking about fine ass Porsche. I'll holla at her but in respect of Big Mike then I rejected that option.

One of my peoples pulled her a long time ago. I was shocked he pulled her but that nigga didn't take advantage. That nigga stupid

Big Mike use to have that work in Chatt & you can hear that nigga from a mile away with his speakers, when he was whipping the green Cherokee

 

[Brian B.]

Oh yea R.I.P to Big Mike

Real nigga out of Chatt

Mike Buchanan?http://community.allhiphop.com/post/quote/520476/Comment_7317576

if so, I graduated w/ his sister

stayed next door to my homie in Hixson at one point & always showed love on the bud... would give us bout a quarter (of mid) for $10

RIP

Yea you talking about fine ass Porsche. I'll holla at her but in respect of Big Mike then I rejected that option.

One of my peoples pulled her a long time ago. I was shocked he pulled her but that nigga didn't take advantage. That nigga stupid

Big Mike use to have that work in Chatt & you can hear that nigga from a mile away with his speakers, when he was whipping the green Cherokee

Lol hell yea

& I've personally seen dude w/ a trash bag full of weed, so when I heard he moved on to bricks of yayo I wasn't surprised

 

[Purr]

My friend and I keyed and egged a woman's car cause she called us little niggers, when we were on our way to school.