Mischievious stuff you did as a kid/youth

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when i was nine my new born baby brother came home now at first i liked him but he started getting all the attention i was not feeling that shit so i captured a bottle of ants and put it in his crib. luck for him my mother checked on him before the ants ate his ass alive. it was obvious i did it and the punishment was severe.

lol I feel ur pain
 
It's crazy because I mentioned (in one of my previous posts) something about my middle school Principal. The T/S already know that the middle school Principal use to serve niggas them ass whoopings in school.

I'm glad he spared my life & made me go to class
 
VIBE;7315292 said:
stole a lot of candy, chips, beef jerky and sodas

smoke quite a bit of weed daily

flatten all 4 tires on parked cars, shit would be hilarious when we would see them come outside, start the car and drive off, park and get out angry

lot of ding dong ditching aka doorbell ditch

firecracker pranks out the wazoo, I lived behind an elementary school, so we climbed this big tree (on school property) and set them off, the kids were out for recess and all of them, plus the teachers, laid on the ground and were screaming.. we stopped then they all got up and ran to go bak inside, cops came and ended up catching a friend and myself, talked and let us go, hilarious shit..

did that shit in a bag, light it on fire prank..

put a dead cat ontop of this mean lady's car, woke up early enough to watch her leave from work, she came outside and wa upset and disgusted, woke up her son (summer vacation) and made him remove and discard the cat..

steal ice cream/dry ice from those Mexican ice cream men pushing the carts... we stole crazy amounts of dry ice..

steal from the ice cream man, we would all go up and place big ass orders, the last guy ordering would claim he paying for it, then we would all run once everyone had what they wanted...

we would throw water balloons at the ice cream mans truck..

we would throw rocks and grapefruits @ cars... busted a few windows as they were driving and we would hide.. one guy called the cops and we forced this lil kid to take the fall, made him come out of hiding and admit he was the one and only one..

kill small animals, mainly lizards and gophers... I would catch 10-15 lizards and release them on this busy road and they would all get ran over.. also would put them into two liter bottles and blow them up w piccolo Pete's..

reminds me, we made a shit load of two liter piccolo Pete bombs...

break into empty homes and destroy them.. smh

stole credit cards and used them to buy games and a ps2...

crazy amounts of fuckery fun days, would've done more if I could go back

damn
 
Damn, yall niggas foul.

I haven't done anything aside from flood some of the 7th grader P.E lockers with pond water/pond scum.
 
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I used to jump on the back of ups type trucks and ride it up the hill, then jump off. Only got caught once. I don't know what was wrong with me.
 
texas409;7315257 said:
I shot my dog in the leg with a pellet gun and he died a few weeks later from infection poor dog cause when I aimed to shoot at him he knew it was over he tried to take off around the corner of the house but I got him in the back of the leg smh pops still don't know bout that one.

Hilarious
 
themadlionsfan;7315409 said:
In middle school it was impossible to keep my hands to myself. I stayed feelin up females...

It's funny because it was the exact opposite for me. I was too shook of getting in trouble for sexual harassment. They used to have us watch videos and shit on that. 8th grade I got over my fear though, realized it was all about picking the right females. After that it was on. Lol

#CreepLife
 
texas409;7315009 said:
zombie;7314334 said:
when i was nine my new born baby brother came home now at first i liked him but he started getting all the attention i was not feeling that shit so i captured a bottle of ants and put it in his crib. luck for him my mother checked on him before the ants ate his ass alive. it was obvious i did it and the punishment was severe.

The fuck? ? Seek help nigga

back then my thinking was mom and dad could just make another one
 
zombie;7315657 said:
texas409;7315009 said:
zombie;7314334 said:
when i was nine my new born baby brother came home now at first i liked him but he started getting all the attention i was not feeling that shit so i captured a bottle of ants and put it in his crib. luck for him my mother checked on him before the ants ate his ass alive. it was obvious i did it and the punishment was severe.

The fuck? ? Seek help nigga

back then my thinking was mom and dad could just make another one

images
 
-stole porn magazines out liquor stores..

-adult car keys were never safe... they sit them down and turn they head me and my cousins were strollin the backstreets. hahaha

-would collect golfballs that went over the course gate and landed at the park.. on the way home would throw them over the overpass onto the freeway and watch cars dodge them. haha

-steal the teachers lesson plan

mannn.. i can go on for hours..

i was bad as shit.. but u couldnt convince the adults that tho.. let them tell it i was the most well mannered respectful child. hahaha

 
sully;7315350 said:
When i was about 8, i was visiting my grandparents, and my grandfather had this bird that he would let out its cage. The bird instinctively hates red (don't know what the bird is called, but it's some exotic type, i think...not found in North America).

Anyway, we had some family come over and the bird was roaming around in the bushes out in the garden. One of the little girls (who was about 6) had henna on her hands and feet, and was looking for a toy she lost, so i told her it was in the bushes where the bird was roaming around. She went right into the bushes and that little psychopath bird ended up damn near chewing her feet off.

I got in so much shit. Thinking back, i don't know if that was hilarious or just plain evil. Worst part was, I didn't even have a grudge or anything against her. I just did it for the lulz.

OH SHIT MY POPS GOT ONE OF THOSE, the son of a bitch attacked me bout 3 years ago!
 
I remember stuffing Kriss Kross and TLC cassette tapes down my pants at Target. I decided to walk out the same time as an adult. When the security alarm went off, they stopped the adult. I walked out eating my candy. I was a clever muthafucka for that.
 
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Speaking of Target, we used to be in that thang in the back on the display hoops having dunk contests. Get kicked out, be back in there a few days later, finishing up the final deciding round.
 
memphis2sacnicc;7315949 said:
Speaking of Target, we used to be in that thang in the back on the display hoops having dunk contests. Get kicked out, be back in there a few days later, finishing up the final deciding round.

:)) :)) :))
 

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