Mischievious stuff you did as a kid/youth

[SuperSoaker]

Used to antagonize this old white man in our apartment complex, he was always shooting us dirty looks so when my cousins would come over we'd bang on his door he's chase us around the complex.

Me and my cousins would take the city bus to the mall on the weekends and all sorts of fuckery would occur (kicked out the arcade, sneaking in multiple movies, my cousin would steal from every god dam store smh) one night we stayed too late and the city busses stopped running, so we had to call a taxi, it's five teenagers and we needed to go across town to south Phoenix, this man was like "I need the money up front," and was charging like $125, smh. We were broke as fuck. We pooled twenty bucks together and convinced him to drive us across town. We told him we didn't know the exact address but it was 35th and broadway (and from there we'd give him the directions to out grandmas) once we got there we told him to go into the neighborhood and told him to stop at the corner and with our polite faces we were like we'll go get out grandma, instead the moment we all got out the car we just dipped off, motherfhcker started honking and seems like he was going to swerve into us but we all ran through the park lol

 

[T. Sanford]

I got kicked out of the hood store when I was about 10 because I told the owner to shut up. She had a smart ass mouth

I stole out of the hood store when I was a youngin (about 10 years old) but I only stole some candy because the owner was getting her ass beat by her boyfriend in the back room of the store. She was yelling "help help help".........But I didn't pay it any mind because like I previous said "she kicked me out the store, months prior" & I didn't belong in the store.

I stole a bike off of this random house porch but I got my shit stolen, years later off my porch.

In middle school, I took this technology class & the class was right across the street from this candy store. So me & my friends use to sneak out of the class & go to the candy store & stock up on candy then come back to class, I fuck that candy up for the whole class period

Also in middle school. during lunch time, after you was done eating, everybody had to go to the court yard until class started again. but me & my peoples use to sneak off from the court yard & go to the gym & shoot ball. But one day, the gym doors was locked. So we tried to sneak back on the court yard & I got caught by the Principal smh.........But he didn't do anything & told me to go to class

 

[Busta Carmichael]

I dry humped my cousin when I was 11

Ayo??

 

[Viktor]

A whole bunch of shit. Stealing cars for the fam were good times.

 

[A$AP_A$TON]

I did some wild shit as a kid.

I once took a cup and filled it with everything liquid in the medicine cabinet. Then I put some Maalox in it at the end so it would look like milk. Took the cup out to my lil brother who was about 3 at the time he was washing the car with my parents.

I said bruh! You want some milk? He says yea and walks over to me. My momma was like what's in that cup? Lol I guess she could smell it from where I stood. She walked over to me and I dumped out the cup real quick. Didn't matter, she whooped my ass like she was getting paid to. Lead to the best nap I ever had tho.

Another time my babysitter was sleep and it was me and her grandson. Dude just took a shit and he was gonna wake her up and tell her he needed some help wiping. I convinced him it was a candy bar and he took a bite of a turd. She winds up waking up on her own seeing him mid bite. He's like "Granny, candy bar!"

She whooped my ass, then my momma whooped ass after work. Smh

 

[Karl.]

I used to tie string to people's door knockers and hide in the bushes and knock the shit out of their doors.

Funny because they'd never noticed the string and you could pull the door shut behind them when they walked out to look for you.

 

[Karl.]

Rob peoples Pokemon cards.

 

[BrideofKilla]

I wasn't that bad as a kid, but my cousin was bad enough for the both of us.

She came to visit me one summer and while we were out playing some boys from my school came and sprayed us with super soakers.

I used to have one of those super soakers with the gallon backpack, right?

She filled that with bleach and she blasted on these boys!! All you could hear was them screaming 'it burns!!'

Ever been chased by a whole block?

My dad had to step in and save the day. But he did make us go apologize and we both got our ass whooped... Smh, I was guilty by association...

 

[TonyDubbz]

Used to throw rocks at this fat homeless nigga named Big Will whenever he'd walk up the street

Used to jump my cousin and stomp him out with my friends cause he wasnt from around these parts

Used to run with a gang called the Hot Boyz back in 4th-5th grade, we used to steal shit from people and hide it in the woods behind the playground cus that was our gang hideout. Shit got so bad I remember they sent out letters to all the parents letting them know there was gang activity going on.

All my homies got they asses whooped, my moms asked me If I knew anything about it and i lied my ass off

 

[TonyDubbz]

I done did so much foul shit in my life bruh

 

[rico_ENS]

I was 17 having my first child my girl was being induced and she was in labor for mad long right, like 10 hrs in I told her ima go get sumthin from the crib went to some shorti house and in the middle of piping my phone start blowing up talkin bout the doctor said fuck it he gonna do a c section n I got ten mintues to make it back long story short I ended gettin back after everything happened missed my first son being born aint get to bust no nut and everyone in her fam started hating me I fucked up that day bruh

 

[Crude_]

I was 17 having my first child my girl was being induced and she was in labor for mad long right, like 10 hrs in I told her ima go get sumthin from the crib went to some shorti house and in the middle of piping my phone start blowing up talkin bout the doctor said fuck it he gonna do a c section n I got ten mintues to make it back long story short I ended gettin back after everything happened missed my first son being born aint get to bust no nut and everyone in her fam started hating me I fucked up that day bruh

Self ether.

Niggaz will leave their own children to go bust a nut.

 

[Trillfate]

stole candy and snacks from stores

stole quarters from bums for arcade games

doorbell ditch

prank calls and pizza pranks calls

threw garbage and slurpees in public mail boxes

mixed alcohol in snapple bottles and let the girls take sips (got snitched on)

vandalize parked police cars

^^^banana in the tailpipe

snap girls bras

"accidentally" spill water on girls chests

changed grades on report cards

sold weed (high school)

dare (or force) younger kids to do some of the above and even more foul shit i wouldnt do myself

 

[Melqart]

I was 17 having my first child my girl was being induced and she was in labor for mad long right, like 10 hrs in I told her ima go get sumthin from the crib went to some shorti house and in the middle of piping my phone start blowing up talkin bout the doctor said fuck it he gonna do a c section n I got ten mintues to make it back long story short I ended gettin back after everything happened missed my first son being born aint get to bust no nut and everyone in her fam started hating me I fucked up that day bruh

Incase you didn't know u ain't shit bruh. Lol

 

[T. Sanford]

When I was about 12 or 13. It was these childhood friends name Big Mike & Chris. They was about 14 or 15. One day, Big Mike was trying to find a place to smoke his weed (I don't smoke). So I was like "mannnnnn y'all can smoke in my house, my momma gone anyway". Big Mike smoke his weed & they left. That weed smell was loud af in the house. So I'm trying to do everything to kill that smell (spraying Febreeze, sprinkling carpet fresh stuff on the ground & vacuuming it up, wipe the walls down with Lysol & shit) but eventually the smell came out before my mother touchdown

 

[A$AP_A$TON]

I was 17 having my first child my girl was being induced and she was in labor for mad long right, like 10 hrs in I told her ima go get sumthin from the crib went to some shorti house and in the middle of piping my phone start blowing up talkin bout the doctor said fuck it he gonna do a c section n I got ten mintues to make it back long story short I ended gettin back after everything happened missed my first son being born aint get to bust no nut and everyone in her fam started hating me I fucked up that day bruh

Damn fam

 

[T. Sanford]

Oh yea R.I.P to Big Mike

Real nigga out of Chatt

 

[texas409]

when i was nine my new born baby brother came home now at first i liked him but he started getting all the attention i was not feeling that shit so i captured a bottle of ants and put it in his crib. luck for him my mother checked on him before the ants ate his ass alive. it was obvious i did it and the punishment was severe.

The fuck? ? Seek help nigga

 

[T. Sanford]

stole candy and snacks from stores

stole quarters from bums for arcade games

doorbell ditch

prank calls and pizza pranks calls

threw garbage and slurpees in public mail boxes

mixed alcohol in snapple bottles and let the girls take sips (got snitched on)

vandalize parked police cars

^^^banana in the tailpipe

snap girls bras

"accidentally" spill water on girls chests



changed grades on report cards

sold weed (high school)

dare (or force) younger kids to do some of the above and even more foul shit i wouldnt do myself

Real shit I use to do that too lol. Niggas use to change their F's to B's & their D's to A's.

But sometimes niggas mother caught them because they try to turn all their grades to A's. Their mother will believe until their mother go to their school & see the real grades then that's when shit get real

 

[Karl.]

Shoot at the cops with an air rifle.