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HAF BAYKED;4339785 said:will grimey;4334431 said:
dammit boy....nigga got a texas prison uniform on
oh shit lmaooooo
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Read an article on grantland saying that Jordan is trolling America. Had me thinking of this thread
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Michael Jordan Is Trolling America
By Rembert Browne on October 1, 2012 3:16 PM ET
Brendan Smialowski/AFP/Getty ImagesMark your calendars, everyone, because it's October 1, 2012, and Michael Jordan is officially on to us. By "us" I mean everyone. "Earthlings," if you will. Anyone who has ever made a snide comment about the way Jordan has dressed or carried himself since he stopped playin basketball in 2003.
He knows that his passion for ripped jeans and Heath Bar–colored suits are easy targets for the more fashionable, poorer segment of America. He knows his dislike for getting things altered could not be more mockable for those of us who enjoy looking nice and (again) are poorer than him. He's read the WTF Is Mike Wearing Tumblr on numerous occasions, and might even have Google Alerts set for new postings. At this point, it is clear he knows all of this and he couldn't have a single care in the world. Because he's Michael Jeffrey Jordan and he doesn't even know that any of us exist.
I'll be honest: I was a skeptic, one who assumed he simply needed a headstrong, tough-love stylist. That was until this weekend, when he made his presence very much felt in the Greater Chicago area. Bulls tribute? Absolutely not. Try:
Michael Jordan — Ryder Cup "Official Adviser and Motivator"
So that's a thing. And, in classic Michael Jordan fashion, he came prepared for the cameras and the sartorialists to weigh in. And that was the moment it became clear Michael Jordan was trolling all of America.
Ripped jeans? YES, PLEASE.
Blue-on-Blue Bubble Tebow? GUILTY AS CHARGED.
Stogies and fart contests with G-Dub Bush? CALL ME, MAYBE.
And then there's this (h/t to Tanner Tananbaum for the DVR pause of the year):
"Oh nothing, it's just me, Michael Jordan, saving my seat for the Beach House set at Lollapalooza 2013. No really, go on with your golf tournament thing. I promise you aren't in my way."
He's on to us, everyone. And he's behaving perfectly. Let us not mock this man. Instead, let's honor the gifts that he bestows upon us every time he leaves his house. I exalt you on high, Your Airness. Always and forever.
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Michael Jordan Is Trolling America
By Rembert Browne on October 1, 2012 3:16 PM ET
Brendan Smialowski/AFP/Getty ImagesMark your calendars, everyone, because it's October 1, 2012, and Michael Jordan is officially on to us. By "us" I mean everyone. "Earthlings," if you will. Anyone who has ever made a snide comment about the way Jordan has dressed or carried himself since he stopped playin basketball in 2003.
He knows that his passion for ripped jeans and Heath Bar–colored suits are easy targets for the more fashionable, poorer segment of America. He knows his dislike for getting things altered could not be more mockable for those of us who enjoy looking nice and (again) are poorer than him. He's read the WTF Is Mike Wearing Tumblr on numerous occasions, and might even have Google Alerts set for new postings. At this point, it is clear he knows all of this and he couldn't have a single care in the world. Because he's Michael Jeffrey Jordan and he doesn't even know that any of us exist.
I'll be honest: I was a skeptic, one who assumed he simply needed a headstrong, tough-love stylist. That was until this weekend, when he made his presence very much felt in the Greater Chicago area. Bulls tribute? Absolutely not. Try:
Michael Jordan — Ryder Cup "Official Adviser and Motivator"
So that's a thing. And, in classic Michael Jordan fashion, he came prepared for the cameras and the sartorialists to weigh in. And that was the moment it became clear Michael Jordan was trolling all of America.
Ripped jeans? YES, PLEASE.
Blue-on-Blue Bubble Tebow? GUILTY AS CHARGED.
Stogies and fart contests with G-Dub Bush? CALL ME, MAYBE.
And then there's this (h/t to Tanner Tananbaum for the DVR pause of the year):
"Oh nothing, it's just me, Michael Jordan, saving my seat for the Beach House set at Lollapalooza 2013. No really, go on with your golf tournament thing. I promise you aren't in my way."
He's on to us, everyone. And he's behaving perfectly. Let us not mock this man. Instead, let's honor the gifts that he bestows upon us every time he leaves his house. I exalt you on high, Your Airness. Always and forever.
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Chef_Taylor
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Thread should be in the F.O.F.....shit is pure comedy.
Got Em Shook
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will grimey
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lol @ me thinkin about bumpin this in honor of his bday but left it alone...Why isn't this in FOF?
dalyricalbandit
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Michael bought out the Choppa suit family
greenwood1921
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I actually like most of the Jordan-brand clothing (sportswear)
I think they lie to him about when and where all of the design meetings are so he won't be there.
I think they lie to him about when and where all of the design meetings are so he won't be there.
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KeepOnPushing;4959712 said:BUMP
gotta keep it updated , Mike stylin out chea
See I was scrolling didnt really have a problem with t.. then I saw his jeans.. then i saw the sneakers with no socks...
Im convinced my nigga Jordan gotta be Haitian...
shoutout to my haitian americans who know better tho...
WhoisDonG???
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Mike is just a country nigga. Shit but them Jordan Shorts be on point when u hooping!!!
lord nemesis
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Lol Mike just can't wear a regular pair of jeans to save his life. Them shits got to have holes or racing stripes in them
Chef_Taylor
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Mike still giving 0 fucks...heard he was wearin them damn paco's for his bday ...lol@ mj rockin the cargo demi straight leg jeans.
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