Michael Jordan Can't Dress For Sh*t 2... Reloaded

[HustleThaDon]

SMH niggas in here acting like bitches, like they ain't never roasted a nigga before

That's probably because they dress like MJ.

 

[BlackAX410]

damn u cant be great at everything...ya'll act like ya'll dont know MJ is a country nigga....they played ball on a dirt back yard bruh....he clean as a muthafucka in his town, or any country town for that matter......he one of those dudes u would see with the silky dragon vest/shirt on with some long linen shorts and some gators with no socks

lmmfao yo this post has me in tears im bout to make this my sig man hahaha

 

[Beta]

Lmao mike be on some "Fuck it, im still rich nigga" shit

 

[dalyricalbandit]

that nigga just takes shit off the rack and throws it on no tailoring his shit.

 

[big_chris67]

When you worth MILLIONS, OWN (not play for) your own NBA team, you can wear what the fuck you wanna wear.

 

[twentyfivelighters]

As I was scrolling to the top of this page I thought this nigga had a green lightsaber.

I thought I was the only one lmfao.

 

[GettinLo]

When you worth MILLIONS, OWN (not play for) your own NBA team, you can wear what the fuck you wanna wear.

Whatever helps you sleep at night...

 

[dalyricalbandit]

mike just dont give a fuck lol

 

[big_chris67]

Whatever helps you sleep at night...

rich white people dress how they wanna dress all the time so why can't Mike? You think he cares about what niggas on the internet are saying about how he dresses?

 

[GettinLo]

rich white people dress how they wanna dress all the time so why can't Mike? You think he cares about what niggas on the internet are saying about how he dresses?

You're missing the point. Jordan thinks all that shit is fly and it's all gaudy and outdated as hell. Even his mustache is wack

But you gonna defend his Hitler mustache too, right

 

[KeepOnPushing]

SMH niggas in here acting like bitches, like they ain't never roasted a nigga before

........................

 

[DRO]

YALL GOT SHYT BACKWARDS.. WHEN U GOT MONEY, HELL U SHOULD HAVE A STYLIST IF YOU CANT DRESS!...

YALL TALKIN BOUT HIS SUITS MIGHT COST MORE THAN OUR WHOLE CLOSET.. BULLSHYT!, IF HE PAID 1000'S FOR THEM 1990'S FULL FORCE, KID n PLAY " AINT GONE HURT NOBODY" SUITS, HE NEED TO KILL HISSELF!

I BET MJ BE IN THE MIRROR TALKIN BOUT "EWWWWW IM BOUT TO KILL EM' WITH THIS TONIGHT" FOH!

 

[big_chris67]

You're missing the point. Jordan thinks all that shit is fly and it's all gaudy and outdated as hell. Even his mustache is wack

But you gonna defend his Hitler mustache too, right

I could give a fuck about what he wearing or his mustache he aint my daddy and he aint puttin $ in my bank account.

 

[peagle05]

hope this aint a reggie post...

 

[dalyricalbandit]

YALL GOT SHYT BACKWARDS.. WHEN U GOT MONEY, HELL U SHOULD HAVE A STYLIST IF YOU CANT DRESS!...

YALL TALKIN BOUT HIS SUITS MIGHT COST MORE THAN OUR WHOLE CLOSET.. BULLSHYT!, IF HE PAID 1000'S FOR THEM 1990'S FULL FORCE, KID n PLAY " AINT GONE HURT NOBODY" SUITS, HE NEED TO KILL HISSELF!

I BET MJ BE IN THE MIRROR TALKIN BOUT "EWWWWW IM BOUT TO KILL EM' WITH THIS TONIGHT" FOH!

lmaoooooooooooo

 

[memphis2sacnicc]

I would of came up on some money if I bet that niggas was gonna catch feelings.

 

[PAPALAS]

real swag is doing what u want to do...while im payng 160 for bball shoes and i dont hoop...

He's worth hundreds of millions.

When you're rich, you don't give a fuck.

/Thread

 

[dalyricalbandit]

who out chea rockin the mj/hilter mustache?

 

[Beta]

hope this aint a reggie post...

Dead...........

 

[gh0st]

lol @ groupies in here caping... it's a roast thread