Men

[haute]

I can't do velveeta

but I do prefer my mac and cheese stove top

 

[1of1]

Yo I can't find that triangular box of spreadable Asiago cheese anywhere.

 

[Louis Cipher]

when we say we would consider a 3some during one of those "what's your deepest, darkest fantasies" conversations

we be lying

and ya mama's cooking sucks

get over it

Hope this helps

feel free to share the things you lie about the opposite sex about just to appease them

Love you. Mean it.

PPS you're baby is not that cute either

not into 3somes....and my momma can cook...GTFOHWTS

 

[haute]

why is it that everyone says their momma can cook

some of ya'll are lying

it's ok though

 

[_Goldie_]

why is it that everyone says their momma can cook

some of ya'll are lying

it's ok though

Lol Why do u hate ur ex's ma dukes?

 

[Louis Cipher]

why is it that everyone says their momma can cook

some of ya'll are lying

it's ok though

look...that...like everything else is subjective...

get over it.

somebody spend 18+ yrs eating someones cooking...they probably will be partial to it...whats so hard about this to understand?

 

[bignorm]

She be like: Do you love me?

I be like: Yes.

She be like: are you happy we are married?

I be like: Yes.

 

[Max.]

I love you & and im not like other guys.

 

[haute]

lol

I didn't say it hard

lawd calm down, the IC is not that serious

but half ya'll be eating that slave food expecting me to give mom dukes praise for that shit

if your partial fine, but don't push that shit on no one else/b]

 

[kzzl]

 

[1of1]

Norm you aren't happy with that chick? Didn't your ex do you filthy for some radio disc jockey nigga? I know you don't want that bitch back.

 

[bull6599]

Her: If I slept w/ u on the 1st date would u still respect me afterwards?

Me: Of course :\

 

[BurninBush]

Top lies I tell the opposite probably involving saying something they said is smart or something they said is funny.

said it for me.

 

[Amotekun]

Top lie: No, I would never cheat on you.... Then set up a threesome with her friend. :kanye shrug::

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

3some the only thing left on my checclist.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Yeah a 3some is on my list as well. I would list my honesty, uh list, but the hefa might come on here and see it.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

My momma puts Gordan Ramsey to shame in the kitchen!

 

[powerman 5000]

haven't lied to a woman since I was a teenager. that's one thing I can say about the chicks I've messed with, they had their big girl panties on at all times. I've been fortunate, no psycho bitches. If i say i wanna fuck then that's what it was, 3-4 missed calls later, they got the picture. if something needed to be said, I said it or they said it and we could move on.

 

[Purr]

My momma puts Gordan Ramsey to shame in the kitchen!

nigga.... please...