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banginscrew901;9443245 said:
Lou_Cypher;9443217 said:
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Lou_Cypher;9443199 said:
Paprika;9443173 said:
Lou_Cypher;9443168 said:
Not every time, but a good majority of the time I do.

After you take a leak you're a 75% hand washer?

Why not every time?

I would say more like 83% of the time.

The times i dont wash my hands is always when I am at home. Dunno why it makes a difference for me, it just does.

When i am at work or anywhere else i get kinda germaphobic and always wash my hands. Sometimes even when I dont use the bathroom and have just touched a bunch of doorknobs lol.

Knows not to eat at your house.

I aint running a soup kitchen gtfo

Might as well. You probably the type that turn the water on for a quick sec and cut it right off

I dont pay for water. That shit is on 24/7 so i dont have to touch the knob.
 
Yes. But I don't dry them.

Then I walk up to a friend / family member / co workers and shake the water off my washed hands onto them and say "Don't you hate it when you piss on your hands?!?!"

Cracks me up every time.

Yea...i should probably grow up
 
Lou_Cypher;9443350 said:
banginscrew901;9443245 said:
Lou_Cypher;9443217 said:
banginscrew901;9443209 said:
Lou_Cypher;9443199 said:
Paprika;9443173 said:
Lou_Cypher;9443168 said:
Not every time, but a good majority of the time I do.

After you take a leak you're a 75% hand washer?

Why not every time?

I would say more like 83% of the time.

The times i dont wash my hands is always when I am at home. Dunno why it makes a difference for me, it just does.

When i am at work or anywhere else i get kinda germaphobic and always wash my hands. Sometimes even when I dont use the bathroom and have just touched a bunch of doorknobs lol.

Knows not to eat at your house.

I aint running a soup kitchen gtfo

Might as well. You probably the type that turn the water on for a quick sec and cut it right off

I dont pay for water. That shit is on 24/7 so i dont have to touch the knob.

I hope you get pink eye
 
I wash my hands before I take a piss bc aint no tellin what you touched.

I wash my hands afterwards, den I wash my meat with the baby wipes bc piss stains aint sexy.
 
Joker_De_La_Muerta;9445345 said:
The most important question is...

Who wipes sitting down?

Nah that's not cool with me. Squat stance, but not too low. NH.

At least until my bidet gets here.

 

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