Maxim's Top 100

[not this again!]

You gotta be kidding me with this.

Miley Cyrus being #1 and Selena Gomez being # 2 shows that Maxim is staffed by a bunch of closet pedophiles who sit around masturbating to Disney Channel waiting for these chicks to become legal.

Elisha Cuthbert and Jennifer Love Hewitt are the only chicks on this list who could get it.

 

[Allah_U_Akbar]

You gotta be kidding me with this.

Miley Cyrus being #1 and Selena Gomez being # 2 shows that Maxim is staffed by a bunch of closet pedophiles who sit around masturbating to Disney Channel waiting for these chicks to become legal.

Elisha Cuthbert and Jennifer Love Hewitt are the only chicks on this list who could get it.

So, are you saying that, if given the opportunity, you WOULDN'T have sex with Rihanna or Vanessa Hudgens?

 

[1CK1S]

Damn at the fact 4 women in the top 10 are with Disney. Disney stay grooming hoes and so called beautiful women.

And maxim just does this to piss people off. Case and point Katy Perry was #1 last year.

 

[Maximus Rex]

Illpix>Maxim

We should start our own top 100.

@KillaCham

Didn't something like this over in the Arcade. We take his idea( with his blessings) and create the real 2013 100 top baddest bitches. We can pull it off niggas.

You gotta be kidding me with this.

Miley Cyrus being #1 and Selena Gomez being # 2 shows that Maxim is staffed by a bunch of closet pedophiles who sit around masturbating to Disney Channel waiting for these chicks to become legal.

Elisha Cuthbert and Jennifer Love Hewitt are the only chicks on this list who could get it.

Say it was an easy lay up and Kate Upton was just throwing you the pussy? You mean to tell me you're not hitting that? Niggas please. As hard as these niggas go on Whitey?

They're fucking Kate Upton, especially if it's on the DL and she won't tell. A muthafucka who claims that he wouldn't fuck Kate Upton is the same muthafucka that I'm questioning his sexuality.

 

[grumpy_new_yorker]

i'd fuck them all.

 

[J. Will]

For every nigga in here saying this list and/or hoes are wack...are there better looking hoes in the spotlight? Yea, i'll definitely give you that...but are the hoes you deem as wack unfuckable?

I mean i dont think Ashley Tisdale is attractive at all, but if she invited me to her place, i wouldnt hesitate to beat her back at least a few times..

I'm not above fucking a regular looking bitch

 

[ocelot]

For every nigga in here saying this list and/or hoes are wack...are there better looking hoes in the spotlight? Yea, i'll definitely give you that...but are the hoes you deem as wack unfuckable?

I mean i dont think Ashley Tisdale is attractive at all, but if she invited me to her place, i wouldnt hesitate to beat her back at least a few times..

I'm not above fucking a regular looking bitch

We ain't saying we wouldn't fuck them... It's just a shitty list. Blame these homegrown hoes... Blame these old ass white dudes that invested in them since they were kids. But all in all, the list is wack.

 

[J. Will]

For every nigga in here saying this list and/or hoes are wack...are there better looking hoes in the spotlight? Yea, i'll definitely give you that...but are the hoes you deem as wack unfuckable?

I mean i dont think Ashley Tisdale is attractive at all, but if she invited me to her place, i wouldnt hesitate to beat her back at least a few times..

I'm not above fucking a regular looking bitch

We ain't saying we wouldn't fuck them... It's just a shitty list. Blame these homegrown hoes... Blame these old ass white dudes that invested in them since they were kids. But all in all, the list is wack.

Aight, just needed some clarification cuz some posts looked like niggas was saying something else..

Again, i'll give you that the list is wack but its more about who's popular at the moment more than looks, at least thats how i'm looking at it

 

[sychorat]

I understand that this is a white dude list but what kinda of a world do we live in when Kate Upton is ranked lower than Miley Cyrus?

 

[Copper]

No.

 

[High Revolutionary]

"How come white people don't have a White entertainment television?"

One of the dumbest statements I've ever heard in my life.

 

[Skip Dillenger]

"How come white people don't have a White entertainment television?"

One of the dumbest statements I've ever heard in my life.

I'm with you. Isn't "White Entertainment Television" every channel but BET and TV One? So what's the argument? Muhfuggas like saying shit like that need evaluate their purpose in life, to watch a rerun of "One Tree Hill" or "Felicity", gobble a cock and die.

 

[sychorat]

"How come white people don't have a White entertainment television?"

One of the dumbest statements I've ever heard in my life.

I'm with you. Isn't "White Entertainment Television" every channel but BET and TV One? So what's the argument? Muhfuggas like saying shit like that need evaluate their purpose in life, to watch a rerun of "One Tree Hill" or "Felicity", gobble a cock and die.

You have to realize that everyone don't get the joke. People who say this have been left out.

 

[sobek]

Overall is the list wack? Yup.

Still smashing every last one though. No fucks given

 

[marcel204]

Really this is best Maxim could come up with, I see why I don't buy this shit.

 

[Skip Dillenger]

"How come white people don't have a White entertainment television?"

One of the dumbest statements I've ever heard in my life.

I'm with you. Isn't "White Entertainment Television" every channel but BET and TV One? So what's the argument? Muhfuggas like saying shit like that need evaluate their purpose in life, to watch a rerun of "One Tree Hill" or "Felicity", gobble a cock and die.

You have to realize that everyone don't get the joke. People who say this have been left out.

I wasn't writing that to be funny. Comments like the one High Revolutionary alluded to in his post are narrow-minded and lack insight into the history of American media and why "BET" was given its namesake in the first place.

 

[white715]

So we gon do this ilpix top 100?

 

[Ibex]

That is the WOAT top ten of bitches I've ever seen...even the white ho's they picked are weak.......with that said still smashing them all RAW except I'd have to strap up on Rihanna

 

[NYETOPn]

"How come white people don't have a White entertainment television?"

One of the dumbest statements I've ever heard in my life.

Shit's like saying, "ATM Machine".

 

[dalyricalbandit]

Vanessa Hudgens>>>>>>>>>Miley and selena gomez

Mileys and Selena's money>>>>>>>>>>>>>Vanessa's money