mattress on the floor bitches

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Omega_SataN;8886165 said:
Kat;8886038 said:
I fucked with a dude that had an air mattress for a bed back in the day...but he had his own place, which was otherwise furnished, a car and a job...that's life sometimes.

Cool story bro

now where yo mattress at

Um..in my bedroom?
 
Im glad some of the ladies are understanding

I told the story i think where some chick came through and hate fucked the shit out of me(think she was having problems with her marriage)

Completely destroyed my bed

That bitch aint donate a penny to fixing it

If someone like @jazzybella had come through the very next day i wouldve been completely misjudged as an aint shit nigga
 
Reesey;8886178 said:
Kat;8886038 said:
I fucked with a dude that had an air mattress for a bed back in the day...but he had his own place, which was otherwise furnished, a car and a job...that's life sometimes.

Keywords

For real...if your mattress is sitting on the floor or filled with air at my age, you got more important issues to focus on at the moment.
 
air mattresses are woat af anyway

i remember when Hurricane Gustav hit Louisiana and knocked out power. I went to stay at my parents house for two days. It was the roughest two days in my young adult life

The mattress had a slow leak in it and it was flat about an hr after i pumped it to capacity. My back was hurting like shit
 
gns;8886281 said:
Good lord @mizury :o

Bring it in girl

Come over here let me lick your face and u tell me about your struggles

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Lol...enjoy yoself
 
gns;8886451 said:
Mizury;8886312 said:
gns;8886281 said:
Good lord @mizury :o

Bring it in girl

Come over here let me lick your face and u tell me about your struggles

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Lick my face an imma knock your dick in the dirt.

Not much grosser.

Thats fucked up

U know im not into that dominatrix shit
...but you wanna chase me wearing Jason mask....

Even the mask don't have that much appeal without the chainsaw....
 
obnoxiouslyfresh;8886581 said:
@gns I'm gonna nosign and flag the fuck outta you if you dont stop that petty shit.

The hell is your problem.

@obnoxiouslyfresh i believe if U had feelings for the guy you'd overlook it
 
gns;8886602 said:
obnoxiouslyfresh;8886581 said:
@gns I'm gonna nosign and flag the fuck outta you if you dont stop that petty shit.

The hell is your problem.

@obnoxiouslyfresh i believe if U had feelings for the guy you'd overlook it

I once wrote a yelp review for white castle. There is no way I'd have relations on that thing.
 
obnoxiouslyfresh;8886633 said:
gns;8886602 said:
obnoxiouslyfresh;8886581 said:
@gns I'm gonna nosign and flag the fuck outta you if you dont stop that petty shit.

The hell is your problem.

@obnoxiouslyfresh i believe if U had feelings for the guy you'd overlook it



I once wrote a yelp review for white castle
. There is no way I'd have relations on that thing.

Post up
 
obnoxiouslyfresh;8886633 said:
gns;8886602 said:
obnoxiouslyfresh;8886581 said:
@gns I'm gonna nosign and flag the fuck outta you if you dont stop that petty shit.

The hell is your problem.

@obnoxiouslyfresh i believe if U had feelings for the guy you'd overlook it

I once wrote a yelp review for white castle. There is no way I'd have relations on that thing.

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Ok my bad.

Dont threaten me again though
 
Aryeh_Tsaddiq;8886636 said:
obnoxiouslyfresh;8886633 said:
gns;8886602 said:
obnoxiouslyfresh;8886581 said:
@gns I'm gonna nosign and flag the fuck outta you if you dont stop that petty shit.

The hell is your problem.

@obnoxiouslyfresh i believe if U had feelings for the guy you'd overlook it



I once wrote a yelp review for white castle
. There is no way I'd have relations on that thing.

Post up

It's not on my yelp page. I think it was an old page. But I basically just explained that there was a sign in the window saying that the purchase is free if you do not receive a receipt. I did not receive a receipt and the manager would not honor the rule. I gave them one star.
 
obnoxiouslyfresh;8886648 said:
Aryeh_Tsaddiq;8886636 said:
obnoxiouslyfresh;8886633 said:
gns;8886602 said:
obnoxiouslyfresh;8886581 said:
@gns I'm gonna nosign and flag the fuck outta you if you dont stop that petty shit.

The hell is your problem.

@obnoxiouslyfresh i believe if U had feelings for the guy you'd overlook it



I once wrote a yelp review for white castle
. There is no way I'd have relations on that thing.

Post up

It's not on my yelp page. I think it was an old page. But I basically just explained that there was a sign in the window saying that the purchase is free if you do not receive a receipt. I did not receive a receipt and the manager would not honor the rule. I gave them one star.

....im disappointed now
 
Kat;8886473 said:
Reesey;8886178 said:
Kat;8886038 said:
I fucked with a dude that had an air mattress for a bed back in the day...but he had his own place, which was otherwise furnished, a car and a job...that's life sometimes.

Keywords

For real...if your mattress is sitting on the floor or filled with air at my age, you got more important issues to focus on at the moment.

Preach honey.

nh
 
jazzybella;8886365 said:
The gesture is nice but if I work hard to make sure my mattress not on the floor then he should too. They bash us females when we don't accept niggas as they are. I feel like I've set myself up in a way where I'm capable of choosing what I'm willingly to deal with. Mattress on the floor isn't a deal breaker but as a grown ass man....my guy :/ you don't need to give me roses, you need to find a bed rail or whatever and make your situation better before you bring me into it.

This the realist shit I've read all year!!!! I don't know you Jazzy but I like you!!!

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Trillfate;8886625 said:
@missk how could i forget u? u get your own post...

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Its still good right?

I know u forgot me Trill, it's a trend.

Anyway beyond a mattress being on the floor my issue would be the sheets. I don't want or expect much as far as gifts and stuff from my guy, I'm fairly low maintenance. However the one thing I'm not doing is sleeping on some low thread count sheets and those look itchy. I have sensitive skin man!

We can go half on a room then I'm going home to sleep in my own bed. B)
 

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