Man Dies From Butt-F#cking Himself With a Scarecrow & a Strap-On

[CeLLaR-DooR]

A kinky Argentinian man croaked while having sex with a scarecrow that he dressed in lipstick and a wig — and strapped a sex toy on, according to reports.

Jose Alberto, 58, was found dead in his San Jose de Balcare home, lying next to the straw doll, the Irish Mirror reported.

"There were no signs of violence, and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow," police spokesman Rodolfo Moure told the publication.

The depraved sex fiend, who tended to sheep, had puffed up the scarecrow with clothes and tied a 6-inch strap-on penis to it, reports said.

His rotting remains were found after neighbors complained to police of a foul stench coming from his home, where he lived alone.

Autopsy results have not yet been released.


http://m.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-dies-sex-scarecrow-strapped-sex-toy-article-1.2172316

They had to include that innit

 

[leftcoastkev]

This fool got raped to death by The Wiz.

 

[KamPushMe]

How the fuck do you die from that

 

[Trollio]

How the fuck do you die from that

Try it and post your findings

 

[BoldChild]

How the fuck do you die from that

Article doesn't say he died from it, just during.

 

[Busta Carmichael]

How the fuck do you die from that

Article doesn't say he died from it, just during.

Lmao bruh its the same thing

"Nah fam he didn't die after he was shot to death, he died while they were shooting him"

 

[BoldChild]

How the fuck do you die from that

Article doesn't say he died from it, just during.

Lmao bruh its the same thing

"Nah fam he didn't die after he was shot to death, he died while they were shooting him"

Not the same thing at all.

He could have died from a heart attack, or an aneurism, or some other shit while he was doing whateever he was doing with that scarecrow.

In that case he would have died "during", but not "from".

 

[Beta]

his heart was beating too fast from being so excited from the sex he fell out lmaooo

 

[TayGettem]

Natural Selection at its finest

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

Thats life, one day u could be all smiles, next day a wizard of oz character could gets intamate with you......sad sad shit.

 

[ThaNubianGod]

Honestly, this is my worst nightmare. With the shit I watch as porn, I would hate to croak while women get impaled with hentai tentacles on my PC screen.

 

[TheGOAT]

Honestly, this is my worst nightmare. With the shit I watch as porn, I would hate to croak while women get impaled with hentai tentacles on my PC screen.

Ive thought about the fucked up shit people would find on my phone and computer if i died suddenly.

Needa keep that history clean to protect your legacy

 

[playmaker88]

KYS

 

[PapaDoc223]

White nonesense strikes again.

 

[K_Fisher]

 

[So ILL]

This fool got raped to death by The Wiz.

"You can't win"