Man constipated since birth has 28 pounds of sh*t removed

[dalyricalbandit]

This nigga never had the satisfaction of blowing up the bathroom in his life I bet that nigga gonna cry tears of joy when he finally does

 

[SolemnSauce]

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/ladbible/status/873212852999507969

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[Inglewood_B]

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/ladbible/status/873212852999507969

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Colostomy bag

 

[Mr.LV]

That shit looks like something out of alien covenant.

 

[R0mp]

Are those his intestines full of of shit that the doc is posing with?

 

[Shizlansky]

No way you cant take 1 shit in 20 years and not die

 

[SELASI_i]

This nigga gave birth to some shit

 

[Lou Cypher]

That would be horrible.

 

[Lou Cypher]

And just think... Brock Lesnar willingly did that to himself...

Why did he do that?

 

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[Sandinista]

I worked in a hospital for 3 years and the amount of constipation in that motherfucker was unreal. It was like the minute you walked thru them doors your asshole just stopped working.

The treatment was brutal btw: many times...because they didn't take shits for days and days...it backed up and hardened...like a brick...in their asses. You couldn't use laxatives. You had to do something called "disimpaction"

That means you put sum gloves on, lubed up two fingers, gave the patient a shot of morphine and dug the hard shit out of his ass until the "dam broke".

Once I moved up the ranks I had medical students do it. Asian girls were the best. Those tiny little fingers were deceptively nimble and strong.

 

[TheNightKing]

There's been multiple cases of this happening. Research the term "megacolon"

 

[jono]

I worked in a hospital for 3 years and the amount of constipation in that motherfucker was unreal. It was like the minute you walked thru them doors your asshole just stopped working.

The treatment was brutal btw: many times...because they didn't take shits for days and days...it backed up and hardened...like a brick...in their asses. You couldn't use laxatives. You had to do something called "disimpaction"

That means you put sum gloves on, lubed up two fingers, gave the patient a shot of morphine and dug the hard shit out of his ass until the "dam broke".

Once I moved up the ranks I had medical students do it. Asian girls were the best. Those tiny little fingers were deceptively nimble and strong.

 

[Negro_Caesar]

I worked in a hospital for 3 years and the amount of constipation in that motherfucker was unreal. It was like the minute you walked thru them doors your asshole just stopped working.

The treatment was brutal btw: many times...because they didn't take shits for days and days...it backed up and hardened...like a brick...in their asses. You couldn't use laxatives. You had to do something called "disimpaction"

That means you put sum gloves on, lubed up two fingers, gave the patient a shot of morphine and dug the hard shit out of his ass until the "dam broke".

Once I moved up the ranks I had medical students do it. Asian girls were the best. Those tiny little fingers were deceptively nimble and strong.

This nigga got me laughing hard as fuck in class

 

[32DaysOfInfiniti]

A lot of yall niggas who dont read articles full of shit too

 

[leftcoastkev]

And just think... Brock Lesnar willingly did that to himself...

Why did he do that?

Steroid abuse since his mid teens. Destroyed 2ft of his large intestine.

The upper portion if im not mistaken.

Yeah Aleister Overeem capitalized off that.

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

I worked in a hospital for 3 years and the amount of constipation in that motherfucker was unreal. It was like the minute you walked thru them doors your asshole just stopped working.



The treatment was brutal btw: many times...because they didn't take shits for days and days...it backed up and hardened...like a brick...in their asses. You couldn't use laxatives. You had to do something called "disimpaction"

That means you put sum gloves on, lubed up two fingers, gave the patient a shot of morphine and dug the hard shit out of his ass until the "dam broke".

Once I moved up the ranks I had medical students do it. Asian girls were the best. Those tiny little fingers were deceptively nimble and strong.

AHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Idek how that's possible. I stopped drinking coffee last year for a few months, couldn't do the dookie right for a week and thought I was dying.

 

[Max.]

Forum of fame thread

Book it

 

[matches malone]

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/ladbible/status/873212852999507969

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this neegha posing with it like he just caught a fish