Make up conspiracy theories that CrownChakra will probably believe anyway

[TRILLip Brooks]

Nostradamus accurately predicted that Nastradamus would lose.

lol........

 

[ThaChozenWun]

The green light on an Xbox 360 is really a camera, in which Bill Gates a 33rd degree mason, watches everyone from. The red rings were placed so every one at some point had to turn in their 360's to Microsoft where Mr. Gates could retrieve the tape.

 

[oliverlang]

The green light on an Xbox 360 is really a camera, in which Bill Gates a 33rd degree mason, watches everyone from. The red rings were placed so every one at some point had to turn in their 360's to Microsoft where Mr. Gates could retrieve the tape.

Good thing i'm a loyal PS3 user. whew.

 

[KTULU IS BACK]

Playstation, when pronounced in proper Japanese, is actually PRAYstation.

When you turn it on, it channels prayer energy to Lucifer.

 

[Swiffness!]

Marilyn Monroe's death and JFK's assassination were faked so they could run off together.

Obama got Hillary to endorse him in 08 by raping her at knifepoint and threatening her daughter if she told anyone.

Jesus was a woman, church covered it up.

Pearl Harbor? Muslims.

Fall of the Roman Empire? Jews.

9/11? Swedes.

McDonalds assassinated Big Pun.

Owen Hart & Chris Benoit were assassinated by Vince McMahon.

Ktulu and Darc are Busayo aliases, that's right, he faked his death too.

 

[Shuffington]

lmao... great thread

 

[KTULU IS BACK]

Busayo was a shape-shifting lizard person from the inside of the hollow Earth. He faked his death because ITSOVER2012 was onto him. 2012 was banned because Shootem and Janklow met at the Bohemian Grove and thought it would be funny.

 

[Chike]

Playstation, when pronounced in proper Japanese, is actually PRAYstation.

When you turn it on, it channels prayer energy to Lucifer.

Fuck you for making me laugh at this racist shit lol

 

[b*braze]

Lmao.......

 

[CrownChakra]

Wow yall dedicating a thread to me. I guess you guys can piss away a Friday night making jokes if it makes you feel better.

This is dedicated to yall

[video=youtube;Upy3ZkVEdjQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upy3ZkVEdjQ[/video]

 

[UPTOWN]

LOL damn .... LOL

yall cats are too much on here man LOL !!!

 

[elhuey]

Marilyn Monroe's death and JFK's assassination were faked so they could run off together.

Obama got Hillary to endorse him in 08 by raping her at knifepoint and threatening her daughter if she told anyone.

Jesus was a woman, church covered it up.

Pearl Harbor? Muslims.

Fall of the Roman Empire? Jews.

9/11? Swedes.

McDonalds assassinated Big Pun.

Owen Hart & Chris Benoit were assassinated by Vince McMahon.

Ktulu and Darc are Busayo aliases, that's right, he faked his death too.

pissed myself when i read this

 

[Pond Scum]

Marilyn Monroe's death and JFK's assassination were faked so they could run off together.

Obama got Hillary to endorse him in 08 by raping her at knifepoint and threatening her daughter if she told anyone.

Jesus was a woman, church covered it up.

Pearl Harbor? Muslims.

Fall of the Roman Empire? Jews.

9/11? Swedes.

McDonalds assassinated Big Pun.

Owen Hart & Chris Benoit were assassinated by Vince McMahon.

Ktulu and Darc are Busayo aliases, that's right, he faked his death too.

Wait - I thought that one was actually true.

 

[KTULU IS BACK]

The Native Americans were really killed by HAARP.