Ludacris>>>>>Andre 3000

[jek]

Ok since I cant tell you dizz maybe I can show you. These may not be the best punchlines you ever heard or saw but It's Punchlines none the less where is Andre's? I hope you can do better than that fool Celler did with postin some Andre shit. show me his witty punchlines or shut the fuck up

My rap career goes back further than yo' father hairline

It's Ludacris - I pack more nuts than Delta Airlines"

"You see y'all got it all wrong like women in tuxedos

And comin up shorter than five Danny DeVitos

I'm on a cool ranch, get laid more than Fritos

With five strippers, four wives and three amigos"

"I go scuba divin in Bays at Montego

I find gold links and snatch 'em like I'm Deebo"

"Old asses like sharpeis, y'all all wrinkled

And I stay with more BULLETS than yo' Billboard singles"

"More checks then you ever could imagine more wood up in my whip then in a forest full of cabins,

And yes i stay high on that purple like Aladdin, And Women say i talk more game than John Madden"

The Luda meister gotta feelin so randy

I'm double XL so I call em my eye candy

Catch me in Vegas spinnin' the green

I re-up with more chips than a vending machine

Luda! I'm a hustler, BALLER, gangsta, CAP PEELER

I stay strapped like your neighborhood trap dealer

I got rifles that blow ya below ya bible belt

And mac-11's that leave you wetter than Michael Phelps

Where love is gon' getcha and hate is gon' snitch ya

And fingers squeeze triggers like boa constrictors

So hear a song and dance while I make these ends

You never stood half a chance like Siamese Twins

I was the victim of society, it's 'Cris the menace

With mo' shit out on the streets than evicted tenants

Lets go to multie syllable Rhyme schemes shall we. This is from his joint Potion

Man I'm like a needle in a haystack so face that

going back to the drawing board connect dots But can't trace that

Matta fact erase that cause I'm this late track

getcha face slapped and I'm Straight so don't taste that

try something different and shit I'm listening and shit

speaking about What hip-hop missing and shit

I'm bout to fill a void Ludacris born in Illinois

raised in Atlanta Taught hamma since I was a little boy

ain't nobody like me, say theyu wanna bite me

fight me, step To me now but it ain't like me

people swear they sike me

just cause he's light-skinned with braids in His hair don't mean that nigga look like me

trick getcha mind right, living in a limelight

so Picture what they'll do for my jimmy and a Klondike

This is from southern hospitality, no need to underline it's just another Multie rhyme scheme clinic

Dirty South mind blowing Dirty South bread

Catfish fried up, Dirty South fed

Sleep in a cot'-picking Dirty South bed

Dirty South girls gimme Dirty South head

Hand me down flip-flops, hand me down socks

Hand me down drug dealers hand me down rocks

Hand me down a 50 pack Swisher Sweets box

And goodfella rich *****s hand me down stocks

Mouth full of platinum, mouth full of gold

Forty glock cal' keep your mouth on hold

Lie through your teeth you could find your mouth, cold

and rip out ya tongue cause of what ya mouth, told

Sweat for the lemonade, sweat for the tea

Sweat from the hot sauce, sweat from the D

And you can sweat from a burn in the third degree

And if you sweat in your sleep then you sweat from me

Dre might have a tighter delivery but luda got clarity, rhymes, he's better with club bangers AND Luda would kill Dre in a battle

 

[dizzmatic89]

This bitch Jek still talking that ole crazy shit. This verse from Andre alone>>>>> 50 percent of Luda's career. Stop playing yourself.

Now Walk It Out Like A Usher

If You Say Real Talk I Probably Wont Trust Ya

If You Wanna Go To War, The Gunz My Pleasure

Even Jesus Had 12 Disiples On The Level,Trigger, Whatever

Pumm You Dont Want Naw Dega 3 Thou

I'm Like Jury Duty Your New To This Part Of Town

Your White Tee Will To Me Looks Like A Nightgown

Make Ya Mama Proud Take That Thing To Sizes Down

Then You Look Like The Man That You Are Or Wat You Could Be

I Could

I Give A Damn 'bout Your Car But Then That Would Be

If It Was Considered A Classic Before The Drastic Change In Production When Cars Were Metal Instead Of Plastic Value

Is Wat I'm Talkin About

Take Two Of These And Walk It Out

You Be The Reason They Talk It Out

You Cant Be The King In The Parkin Lot-- Forever

Not Sayin I'm The Best But Till They Find Sumthin Better

I Am Here No Fear Right Me A Letter 'till Then

 

[dizzmatic89]

Honestly, do you think it's just a coincidence that hardly anyone is co-signing you right now? Have you even listened to any other Outkast albums than The Love Below? I don't know how to post videos, but you're so off right now

From "The Mighty O"

You ain't a hater can't tell

Either wish me well, go to hell or go to Yale

Study human behavior so that you know who the hell

You dealing with ain't nutty but the study going to unvail

My relative in jail (Ha) stay in engaged

To whatever make money now he married to that cage

Divorce is not an option and prenunptial is void

Eat up whatever after but I'm tangled in my cord (hum)

Bored, kind of like a night with the sword

Without dragon to battle so I'm running from a shadow

An immpossible feat and I repeat

An immpossible feat and I repeat

An immpossible feat and I repeat!

The damsel's in distress but they a mess

They only like my armor, and that I'm a performer

They read one magazine and think that they getting warmer

They only getting colder hell, maybe I should throw

A double diamond party in the north pole

Invite all the writers and journalists

Even biters will turn up us to see who can be me

Better than me it's a permanent, smile on my face

Because you said you don't like my style

But that's ok just make sure you don't touch that dial

And we'll be cool, touch it and you's a fool

Look, I'll get you hooked, y'all crooks might even move

To Atlanta, Georgia, get a wife and daughter

Start a new life, and all that wrong you do you make it right

But hell, all a dream I wear the crown I'm king

Respect is mandatory end of the story go fly a kite

Category ain't got none you know I'm right

Also, wit does not equal punchlines, do you judge your rappers solely on punchlines and metaphors? If you so you lost

 

[dizzmatic89]

This verse right here, from "Git Up Git Out" shits on Luda's whole career.

Y'all tellin me that I need to get out and vote, huh. Why?

Ain't nobody black runnin but crackers, so, why I got to register?

I thinkin of better shit to do with my time

Never smelled aroma of diploma, but I write the deep ass rhymes

So let me take ya way, back to when a nigga stayed in Southwest Atlanta,

Y'all could not tell me nuthin, thought I hit that bottom rock

At age 13, start workin at the loadin dock

They layin my mama off of work, General Motors trippin

But I come home Bank like Hank, from lickin and dippin

Doin dumb shit, not knowin what a nigga know now

Yeah, that petty shit will have you cased up and locked down

I dips, over to East Point, still actin a fool

Wastin my time in the school, I'd rather be shootin pool

Cool is how I played the tenth grade

I thought it was all about mackin hoes and wearin pimp fade

Instead of bein in class, I'd rather be up in some ass

Not, thinkin about them six courses that I need to pass

Graduation rolled around like rolly-pollies

Damn, that's fucked up. I shoulda listened when my mama told me

That, if you play now, you gonna suffer later

Figured she was talkin yin-yang, so I payed her no attention

And kept missin the point she tried to poke me with

The doper that I get, the more I'm feelin broke and shit

Huh, but that don't matter though, I am an O-UT-KAST

So get up off your ass

 

[dizzmatic89]

You find me a better Luda verse than this I'll log off permanently. From "Rosa Parks"

I met a gypsy and she hipped me to some life game

To stimulate then activate the left and right brain

Said baby boy you only funky as your last cut

You focus on the past your ass'll be a has what

Thats one to live by or either that one to die to

I try to just throw it at you determine your own adventure

Andre, got to her station here's my destination

She got off the bus, the conversation lingered in my head for hours

Took a shower kinda sour cause my favorite group ain't comin with it

But I'm witcha you cause you probably goin through it anyway

But anyhow when in doubt went on out and bought it

Cause I thought it would be jammin but examine all the flawsky-wawsky

Awfully, it's sad and it's costly, but that's all she wrote

And I hope I never have to float in that boat

Up shit creek it's weak is the last quote

That I want to hear when I'm goin down when all's said and done

And we got a new joe in town

When the record player get to skippin and slowin down

All yawl can say is them niggas earned that crown but until then...

 

[StillFaggyAF]

Outkast Top Five Dead Or Alive

Plus Outkast opened up the door for ATL rappers like Luda

 

[dizzmatic89]

Outkast Top Five Dead Or Alive

Plus Outkast opened up the door for ATL rappers like Luda

Co-sign

That shit that Luda does, where he changes up his flow to go with the beat like on that "Ride" song with Ciara, he got that from Andre

 

[dizzmatic89]

Also, to the homie Jek, listen to "Royal Flush"

I don't know how to post videos

"Crack and me got a lot of things in common, both came up in the 80s and we keep that bass (base) pumpin"

 

[_Goldie_]

Also, to the homie Jek, listen to "Royal Flush"

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[dizzmatic89]

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Word up homie good lookin

 

[shtoopid]

3 stacks cataloguen>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> luda's

 

[jek]

Honestly, do you think it's just a coincidence that hardly anyone is co-signing you right now? Have you even listened to any other Outkast albums than The Love Below? I don't know how to post videos, but you're so off right now

From "The Mighty O"

You ain't a hater can't tell
Either wish me well, go to hell or go to Yale
Study human behavior so that you know who the hell
You dealing with ain't nutty but the study going to unvail My relative in jail (Ha) stay in engaged
To whatever make money now he married to that cage
Divorce is not an option and prenunptial is void
Eat up whatever after but I'm tangled in my cord (hum)
Bored, kind of like a night with the sword
Without dragon to battle so I'm running from a shadow
An immpossible feat and I repeat
An immpossible feat and I repeat
An immpossible feat and I repeat!
The damsel's in distress but they a mess
They only like my armor, and that I'm a performer
They read one magazine and think that they getting warmer
They only getting colder hell, maybe I should throw
A double diamond party in the north pole
Invite all the writers and journalists
Even biters will turn up us to see who can be me
Better than me it's a permanent, smile on my face
Because you said you don't like my style
But that's ok just make sure you don't touch that dial
And we'll be cool, touch it and you's a fool
Look, I'll get you hooked, y'all crooks might even move
To Atlanta, Georgia, get a wife and daughter
Start a new life, and all that wrong you do you make it right
But hell, all a dream I wear the crown I'm king
Respect is mandatory end of the story go fly a kite
Category ain't got none you know I'm right

Also, wit does not equal punchlines, do you judge your rappers solely on punchlines and metaphors? If you so you lost

You know what,no I don't but the reason I went there with the punchlines is because that's really what I was tellin you from the jump in the other thread. Wit just means something cleverly put together and the art of sence of humour behind the shit. That Luda got better punches and metas, but you wanted to start a thread like I was saying something crazy. Well if I was saying something crazy then post them Andre punches which you' ve failed to do for the third time since I've asked you. I said Luda one of the nicest in the south with rhyme schemes and I pointed out why. I said as far as technical fundamentals go Luda is nice. He's better at club bangers even on his last album that sucked had that "How low can you go"joint plus he got southern hospitality, Saturday,joints wit Lil Jon and Khalid. And he's a better battle rapper, what he did to T.I on stomp was just child abuse. Who has Andre ever ripped in a combative situation? Name somebody! Anybody!

Now that's not to say that Andre is less relevant than him. It would be stupid to say that,Outkast got classics and he did open the door for Luda and I think you forgot to post Andre's verse from " Phobia" from the higher learning soundtrack.... but all I ever tried to tell you is Luda is better at certain technical things that should make him a top 3 in the south and you act like I'm tryna say crunchy black better than niggas or something. The thread wasn't necessary but when one guy spits lots of punches and multies and kills guys on they own songs continuesly, ( that's all I was referring to)...the other guy not so much, it's hard to ether facts man. Andre can still be one of the best to give the south respect as far as lyricism without you disrespecting Luda like he don't do what he do

 

[dizzmatic89]

You know what,no I don't but the reason I went there with the punchlines is because that's really what I was tellin you from the jump in the other thread. That Luda got better punches and metas, but you wanted to start a thread like I was saying something crazy. Well if I was saying something crazy then post them Andre punches which you' ve failed to do for the third time since I've asked you. I said Luda one of the nicest in the south with rhyme schemes and I pointed out why. I said as far as technical fundamentals go Luda is nice. He's better at club bangers even on his last album that sucked had that go low joint plus he got southern hospitality, Saturday,joints wit Lil Jon and Khalid. And he's a better battle rapper, what he did to T.I on stomp was just child abuse.

Now that's not to say that Andre is less relevant than him. Is be stupid to say that,Outkast got classics and he did open the door for Luda and I think you forgot to post Andre's verse from " Phobia" from the higher learning soundtrack.... but all I ever tried to tell you is Luda is better at certain technical things that should make him a top 3 in the south and you act like I'm tryna say crunchy black better than niggas or something. The thread wasn't necessary but when one guy spits lots of punches and multies and kills guys on they own songs continuesly, ( that's all I was referring to)...the other guy not so much, it's hard to ether facts man. Andre can still be one of the best to give the south respect as far as lyricism without you disrespecting Luda like he don't do what he do

The fuck you mean I failed to post anything? Listen to that Royal Flush track and look at all the other shit I posted...

You act as if Luda is the only one who kills rappers, Andre bodies emcees and he's been doing it way longer than Luda.

As far as rhyme scheme goes, no way is Luda touching Andre, I doubt you've ever even listened to an Outkast album other than The Love Below.

Luda does not have "better" punchlines, it's just that he uses them more because that's what he has to rely on, Andre doesn't have to depend on anything. And to say Luda is a better battle rapper is irrelevant because Andre never been about that.

And no fucking way is Luda Top 3 in the South. Did you forget about Scarface, Eightball/MJG, UGK?

But whatever homie you're not budging but I made this thread to show you that, in fact, very few people share your opinion. At the end of the day, you think Luda is a better rapper, and that shit is crazy to me.

 

[jek]

I said fail to mention because I said Luda had better punches. You went four or five post without posting Punches by Andre that would refute what I said or the punches I posted. When I show you why Luda >>>>> Andre at battle potential (if they had beef Dre would be murked on wax ) you kick that Andre ain't bout that shit. What am I sayin that's not true? Can you just say Luda is Atleast better than Dre at punches, battle potential and club bangers? I bet you can't do it but nobody that has heard both guys can say Luda ain't Atleast better at those 3 catagories than Andre but you would try to do so. It's crazy.

 

[StillFaggyAF]

I said fail to mention because I said Luda had better punches. You went four or five post without posting Punches by Andre that would refute what I said or the punches I posted. When I show you why Luda >>>>> Andre at battle potential (if they had beef Dre would be murked on wax ) you kick that Andre ain't bout that shit. What am I sayin that's not true? Can you just say Luda is Atleast better than Dre at punches, battle potential and club bangers? I bet you can't do it but nobody that has heard both guys can say Luda ain't Atleast better at those 3 catagories than Andre but you would try to do so. It's crazy.

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[jek]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

So you think Andre can battle based off what you' ve heard from him?

 

[StillFaggyAF]

So you think Andre can battle based off what you' ve heard from him?

yeah...........

 

[achewon87]

Apples and Oranges. Ludacris is def a better punchline rapper & I am pretty sure that is what is being argued. But no Luda is not the better rapper of the 2. Andre is more of an abstract poetic rapper and is very esoteric in his work and I feel he does not have that mainstream appeal that Luda has due to his lack of punchlines & he goes over most peoples heads with that shit as well. With that said any 3 Stacks verse on Aquemini> Luda's catalogue

 

[juan travolta]

both of them garbage and overrated to me. andre 3000 top 5 overrated in history. its just novelty because he spittin that nonsense aliens vs predator shit. big boi been carrying that nigga since 94. big boi has always been the lyricist and foundation of outkast. 3000 sabotaged outkast with all that harry potter shit. thats why i dont fuck with aquemini because 3000 ruined that album. big boi was trying to make a new age classic with stankonia but there go andre 3000 sprinkling his faggotness on the tracks givin the album no replay value. speakerboxxx>fag below. idlewild was garbage because dre wasnt trying no more. all that nigga do is rap about mee maw, his past, little ol boys like some creepy greyhound ridin pervert. best lyricist in atlanta history is jermane dupri hands down

this pretty much is exactly what i was coming in here to say.

i been telling people andre top 5 doa is dumb, considering he has one solo album.

Imo big boi always been better.

 

[Sweat jones]

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