zombie;7270313 said:
13 was more like 18 in the ancient days.
Yeah, and Noah was 600 years old when he started building the arc and Enoch was immortal, right?
13 is 13, God sent Michael to tell her "you old enough to bleed, you're old enough to breed, fuck your fiance, I just invisible dicked you down in the divine way". He didn't even appear to hear as a fucking burning bush or a pillar of fire in the sky, he sent his little homie to tell a little girl the son she was going to have was his and he was gonna die young after he'd served his purpose. He wasn't even fucking around like he was when he told Abraham to kill Isaac, he went through with that shit and turned a blind eye when his son called for his help, even though he did everything he was asked to do as a servant to his father.
God was cold blooded from the jump like one of those dudes who knocks up a young 'un planning to go to college, moves out of state to try avoid child support and then only turns up once a year to take his kid to the family reunion of his kinfolk, brags about how well the boy's doing, takes credit for it because "he's just like his old man", then drops him off at his mom's place and drives off to get drunk with his ol' boys. God was a lame ass deadbeat dad before the term existed.
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soul rattler;7263625 said:
Ignoring the Christrolls... There is an interesting take on the supposed tale of Lucifer's fall.
Using the same assumptions of traditional Christian folklore, the basic idea is that Lucifer loved and adorned humanity and only wanted to share the mysteries of the universe with man but the cruel G-d wanted only to keep his creation imprisoned and ignorant like a caged pet. The serpant was actually Lucifer's way of encouraging mankind to seek out the unknown and to grow as a species. The punishmens of mortality, pain, menstruation, etc were due to G-d's jealousy towards Lucifer's mutual adoration with humanity. But as a consolation for potential redemption, Lucifer was allowed to show mankind science, math, logic so that one day paradise would be achieved.
Also when he supposedly "tempted" Christ as he wandered the desert, he was basically saying "Look, you know you're going to die for this cause and I was one of his most devoted who showed love for humanity, I sacrificed my divinity because I loved them so much and wanted them to be enlightened, why are you gonna sacrifice yourself if he loved me first but turned away from me and cast me out when I questioned him? Can't you see your going to end up just like me, a martyr for mankind given life by an omniscient, omnipotent being who has punished mankind even though he surely knew what they'd do given he is all knowing and all powerful? He flooded the Earth, razed Sodom and Gommorah, cursed and killed the Egyptians even though he made them, cursed and killed those who worshipped the golden calf... can't you see a pattern emerging here?" In the end Lucifer is proven right because when Jesus asks God "why have you forsaken me?" he doesn't reply. Jesus was blindly loyal, infinitely forgiving of murderers (Saul/Paul), whores (Mary Magdalene) and greedy tax men (Zacchaius) but his absentee father basically set up his creations to fail and then cast them down or wiped them out when they showed free will. Sure, he resurrects Jesus to go see the disciples after his death before he ascends to Heaven but he marked his own son for death and Michael told Mary that shit before Jesus was even born. God's actually a petty, cruel and destructive dick who repeatedly killed men and women even though he made them that way with those kind of capabilities according to the scriptures.
Christianity is just a cobbled together version of Zoroastrianism and Judaism anyway with Western editors. It's a religion of Chinese whispers.
You is dumb Judaism, lol. Stupid small brain uncircumcised heathen
The correct phrasing is "You are dumb." Also it would be "small brained". You can't even type literate English and you're claiming I'm dumb? Bitch, you can't even type properly. You're investing faith in Aramaic fairytales, I'm up on world religion in general. I know where the roots of the stories come from and how they've been adapted to suit cultural standards. You even know about the cult of Jepthah? Doubt it. Seriously, I have probably forgotten more about theology than you've even learned and considering you're lack of literacy, I doubt you've even read a Bible front to back. So how about mastering the written word before trying to claim I'm dumb, okay?
You keep claiming "I could easily destroy this", "I could easily correct you" to both myself and Soul Rattler but you're not doing it. You're claiming you can and then not showing and proving. You might as well claim you can fly while you're at it. If it was so easy for you, you'd do it already. But it's not because the truth is you're stupid as fuck and want to talk about abilities you don't have because you're ignorance and ego prevent you from actually demonstrating the capabilities you like to think you have but clearly lack. It's not easy for you to do what you would like to do, however it is easy for you to claim you can. Show and prove or shut up, insulting me personally rather than actually putting forth a valid counterargument of substance only shows how infantile and defensive you actually are rather than how truly educated and enlightened you claim to be. I could insult you back but I don't mock the disabled, afflicted or retarded as a personal policy. So stay on point and do what you think you can do or don't, don't keep claiming you can when you're not going to. Like I said, might as well claim you can fly as long as people aren't looking at you directly.
As for not knowing of Judaism and its customs, you do realise the Ten Commandments of Christianity actually were amended by the Greeks because they thought the full 616 customs were too impractical and difficult to memorise for most people, right?
You don't know what I know so don't pretend you do, especially when you don't even know how to type. It is clear what your skill level is and as for destroying my argument, please see how I am destroying yours and learn from it, okay?
Or in simpler terms: ayo u, i am gd speller, u am not gd. u mad bro lol wtf get gd ok den we cn tlk ok? thxkbai wtf bitchz b trippn