LMAO My daddy was just about to smack the sh!t outta me

[Yung_Souf_Money]

you thought he was dead?

 

[obnoxiouslyfresh]

you thought he was dead?

Nah but I didn't like the imagery. I don't wanna see my daddy wit his arms folded over his stomach like that

 

[BOSS KTULU]

This sounds like those stories that Southern Negro characters are always telling in old novels.

"Well I was sittin' there by that there birch tree, which sho had been a good tree for a mighty long time, and then I done seen my daddy and his arms was all folded up, like he was sho ready to be laid up in the grave. So, seeing as I didn't like to see my daddy in no kinda way like that there, I done went over and slapped his arm like a wild polecat in the Mississippi backwood, if you ever did see such a thing. And boy, blah blah blah blah blah"

 

[ccluvsau]

Nah but I didn't like the imagery. I don't wanna see my daddy wit his arms folded over his stomach like that

Oooooh like he was in a casket?

I get it now.

 

[optimus_ghryme]

This sounds like those stories that Southern Negro characters are always telling in old novels.

"Well I was sittin' there by that there birch tree, which sho had been a good tree for a mighty long time, and then I done seen my daddy and his arms was all folded up, like he was sho ready to be laid up in the grave. So, seeing as I didn't like to see my daddy in no kinda way like that there, I done went over and slapped his arm like a wild polecat in the Mississippi backwood, if you ever did see such a thing. And boy, blah blah blah blah blah"

this is fuckin hilarious!

 

[NCswag]

That nigga was about to suplex your ass.