Lies you told to smash

[dr sns]

A guy told me that he had a yacht and a plane. "Typical broke nigga" oh I own property in South Miami, I'm renting it out. But I live with my mom to help her pay her bills. "Liar" but in the back ground, I hear him asking for money. Foh men are just liars! Hell no! He aint fuck.

Damn I miss Florida, the best lies, from the best state of origin

 

[chilly]

I have cancer.

 

[100%Sagittarius]

I haven't read yet, I'm going to go thru all these to see if I've fallen for any....

LOL, this ^^^^

By the way, DAAAAMN at both your avi and your sig pics, Kimi.

 

[haute]

why do they always looked shocked? d-did... DID YOU FUCKING CUM IN ME? I'M NOT ON THE PILL I TOLD YOU NOT TO CUM IN ME!!!

Smgdh..........

 

[Just2C]

"Of course I like your child, I dont mind you bringing him over"

 

[1of1]

Yo how did you let Google maps catch you butt ass naked on your back porch lookin' dusty as hell pouring a gallon of water on a hot grill?

pfffhhaahahha

i'm sayin though........

1760 Northeast 66th Street, Miami, FL

 

[100%Sagittarius]

Hey Sag!! Long time no see girl!! *hugs*

and yeah this was low level shit either groupie hoes or teenage girls would fall for in this thread. If you let a dude smash because of material possessions he owns, you deserve to get played.

Hi!!! I agree, but considering the age range on here, Im not surprised. I've heard a few of these; Some are just ridiculous. though. Men........ SMH

 

[-Vincenzo-]

of course it's what i think, the whole point of a forum is to state your opinions. anyway, this thread is about just smashin. and since when did guys care about a chicks personality if they're just smashin? if a fine ass chick approached some guy just to have sex, you're saying he'd turn her down because she doesn't have the right personality?

and my whole point was if you lie to smash, it's because you have to. cuz if you didn't why make extra work for yourself? the truth is much easier than a lie.

i agree with the last but even if you just wanted to smash you still have to deal with the person and there are enough persons out there, no matter how they look, i don't want to be associated with under any circumstances.if a girl is talkin too much bs for example that shit is unbearable for me even for 5 minutes.

so yes guys turn down otherwise fine broads askin for sex cause their personality aint right but i think it's a question of standards/desperation. been there done that.

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

I have cancer.

savage....hahaha

 

[politicalthug202]

OHH man when i was broke 18-22 yr old the lies were incredible.

"" oh baby them hoes drunk our last bottles of ace of spades we just gonna sip
on this grey goose till the club close""

"" naw I travel to chitown and just rent out this 1 bedroom apartment when im here
I own this building and I got condo's in NY and Miami""

"" girl naw this camero not rented this is a corporate car,I just use this to get
around,I dont feel like having my porche and benz ship back and forth city to city""

"" Im a partime model scout for apple bottom jeans let me get some booty
shots,and send them to the headquarters""

""Im a model scout for baby phatt me and kimora and russel real cool""

I actually fucked two chicks off hat model line ahh facebook models

lol awww I miss being a broke nigga brought out the creativity in me

 

[Mr Popo]

We were in the club and my homeboy told this chick I play center field for the LA Dodgers. Her head snapped around and she gave me her number. She was ready to give the panty draws up but I didn't hook up with her.

 

[-Vincenzo-]

OHH man when i was broke 18-22 yr old the lies were incredible.

"" oh baby them hoes drunk our last bottles of ace of spades we just gonna sip

on this grey goose till the club close""

"" naw I travel to chitown and just rent out this 1 bedroom apartment when im here

I own this building and I got condo's in NY and Miami""

"" girl naw this camero not rented this is a corporate car,I just use this to get

around,I dont feel like having my porche and benz ship back and forth city to city""

"" Im a partime model scout for apple bottom jeans let me get some booty

shots,and send them to the headquarters""

""Im a model scout for baby phatt me and kimora and russel real cool""

I actually fucked two chicks off hat model line ahh facebook models

lol awww I miss being a broke nigga brought out the creativity in me

girls that let you smash cause you told them some generic bullshit like the stuff you posted above prolly would have let you smashed anyway.

stop flattering yourself homeboy, you don't need to be extra creative for some birdheads like that.

 

[Trollio]

yo.....i got my own crib...works everytime

 

[PLASTIC RULES]

I don't have AIDS

 

[lovelycreation]

Thanks guys! Now I gotta go slash some tires.

 

[Bussy_Getta]

"look i wanna fuck"
why lie

 

[coop9889]

"look i wanna fuck"
why lie

my thoughts exactly

 

[lovelycreation]

if you really wanna get him where it hurts, steal his catalytic converter, you could get good money for it

Damn, good Idea. Lmao

 

[yanniiiee]

Lol.. so females actually fall for this?

Damn.

 

[bignorm73]

"I used to rap on the internets"

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