Lets Talk About Your RESUME (Employed or Not)

[geechee slim]

Y u have pictures on your resume tho?

Wanted my shit to look like this:

But I don't do Adobe, I do MS Paint.

 

[geechee slim]

@ t/s this is a joke right?

NO! This is very serious, I'm trying to do a descent resume. And I need YOUR help.

Here's a better version, more toned down (less loud).

 

[geechee slim]

pimpn, take them dam pictures off of yo resume. all jokes aside.

you better off saying you're unemployed or you're self employed than saying you work at Arbys....

I LIKE pictures, tho. But alright, I'll take them out. ANd I'll take out the Arby's part entirely.

DAMN, yall a tought croud.

 

[BP OIL SPILL FACE]

I LIKE pictures, tho. But alright, I'll take them out. ANd I'll take out the Arby's part entirely.

DAMN, yall a tought croud.

You may like pictures, but employers want a simple resume: no pictures, no colors.

 

[Pura~Diabla]

Wanted my shit to look like this:

But I don't do Adobe, I do MS Paint.

Resumes like this work moreso for someone trying to get a graphic designs job or something and they are trying to showcase their skills.

 

[Pura~Diabla]

unless u tryna to get a job as a graphic designer or something in that field, get rid of the pictures

and it's 'tough' and 'crowd'

Lol, right. And even if he was, they would laugh their ass off at his use of basic clip art.

 

[geechee slim]

*sigh*

"Tough Crowd"

 

[stlien314]

Bruh...how old are u?

 

[Pura~Diabla]

LMAO @ Piggly Wiggly...I just noticed that.

 

[geechee slim]

lmao...what the fuck that gotta do with stocking cans at the Piggly Wiggly?
TS what u type of job are u looking for? or ar u open to anything?

First off, Piggly Wiggly is this shit. High service, low prices.

And the job I'm looking for is in Customer Service of some type. On feet, on phones, office, school or diner. Hourly positions only, no SALES and MARKETING.

 

[geechee slim]

Bruh...how old are u?

26, veteran, working for the past 10 years. Some college, some military I'd LOVE to go back to school and get the degree but I need a JOB first, feel me. School is not free. Especially when you got student loans to pay back like mine.

 

[**2sweet**]

You don't have to list EVERY job that you've ever worked on your resume.

For one only put the experience relevant to the job in which you are applying.

Make your objective simple..for example if you want a Job as a receptionist.

Make yout objective "position as a receptionist

Please get rid of the pictures.

And make it short and simple that's way more professional

And I agree with the other posters about completely.deleting arbys.

Oh and lastly give a very detailed description of your duties of the job that you have worked in the past that

Are relevant to the position.

Sorry if this is not written so badly I'm posting from my phone.

 

[bluntone]

that resume is doing too much. you want action words for the descriptions. "managed, assisted, mastered", etc.
i'm mad we can tell your number from your resume. 843-302-6450?

 

[geechee slim]

first thing i saw (besides them big ass pics)

my best friend from Monchs Corner SC and i stayed laughing everytime he mentioned PW so i appreciate u putting up with my cracks

Moncks Corner. But I'm Big on the Pig, I got a few shirts. You have to say it like PIG-UH-LEE-WIG-UH-LEE.

 

[geechee slim]

that resume is doing too much. you want action words for the descriptions. "managed, assisted, mastered", etc.
i'm mad we can tell your number from your resume. 843-302-6450?

No, *cough* that ain't my number.

 

[**2sweet**]

first thing i saw (besides them big ass pics)

my best friend from Monchs Corner SC and i stayed laughing everytime he mentioned PW so i appreciate u putting up with my cracks

and this is the best advice I think any of us can give u

@sweets- yup it was writen like u was typing w/ ya knuckles but it's ok, we love u

Lol @ typing with my knuckles...

 

[MC The Rapper]

my resume is kinda long

 

[stlien314]

26, veteran, working for the past 10 years. Some college, some military I'd LOVE to go back to school and get the degree but I need a JOB first, feel me. School is not free. Especially when you got student loans to pay back like mine.

ok bruh u should check out monster.com they have section on their that will help u with ur resume. U should also ask around in your city to find a place that's like a career center or some shit. they had one at the college i went to. just dont show nobody that resume u put on here. niggas will laugh at u son! take them damn pics off!

 

[Pura~Diabla]

There's so many free resources out there....monster.com resume services is a waste of money IMO.

 

[SoutCity]

26, veteran, working for the past 10 years. Some college, some military I'd LOVE to go back to school and get the degree but I need a JOB first, feel me. School is not free. Especially when you got student loans to pay back like mine.

Nigga why the fuck you paying back college loans and you ain't got no degree?