Lessons for the Fatherless aka How to Think Like a Man

[Busta Carmichael]

Didn't have a pops. Turned out fine.

Can't teach me shit.

 

[Fosheezy]

"Just be yourself" sounds like a solid course of action..that is until you faced with a woman who you just can't get to do the same and be honest with you

Then you shouldnt be fucking with that bitch.

That's my point

 

[CracceR]

I'm just waitin for a nigga with an absentee dad to catch feelings. This thread bout to comedy.

ionno man but seems like your father raised you wrong when you make fun of ppl without fathers

Spoiler

lmao i think i got choked up when i saw that fresh prince shit as a kid

 

[CapitalB]

Be yourself and fuck who dont like it..

u didnt grow up wit a father tho..

ur post are invalid sir..

no troll! haha

Bytch my dad was a single father in my teenage years... get it right...

that nigga was a day late and a dolla short..

by that time ur mammy and aunties already did they damage. lol

Fuck you and the insecurities you have... lol ironically you talking about me and who raised me.. but nigga you fail to realize that my grandfather raised me till the day he died.. after that I had my aunts husband in the house when i stayed with them..

You just dont like the notion that I call you out on your bullshyt... most men who are womanizers and "Pimps" are insecure and are using outside forces to fill inside voids.. and you champion that type of shyt.. I bet if you truly look inside yourself your way of thinking is rooted in wanting to be accepted by a older male figure..

was about to click "ether"

but then i remembered im not a womanizer. lol

nigga im out here empowerin bitches! hahaha

 

[2stepz_ahead]

Long TERM PLANNING depends on delayed gratification skills

so we gonna not give this many goats huh..

this is why...ya know nevermind

 

[damobb2deep]

Be yourself and fuck who dont like it..

u didnt grow up wit a father tho..

ur post are invalid sir..

no troll! haha

Bytch my dad was a single father in my teenage years... get it right...

that nigga was a day late and a dolla short..

by that time ur mammy and aunties already did they damage. lol

Fuck you and the insecurities you have... lol ironically you talking about me and who raised me.. but nigga you fail to realize that my grandfather raised me till the day he died.. after that I had my aunts husband in the house when i stayed with them..

You just dont like the notion that I call you out on your bullshyt... most men who are womanizers and "Pimps" are insecure and are using outside forces to fill inside voids.. and you champion that type of shyt.. I bet if you truly look inside yourself your way of thinking is rooted in wanting to be accepted by a older male figure..

was about to click "ether"

but then i remembered im not a womanizer. lol

nigga im out here empowerin bitches! hahaha

You not empowering shyt..using another person is not empowering them...

 

[CapitalB]

Be yourself and fuck who dont like it..

u didnt grow up wit a father tho..

ur post are invalid sir..

no troll! haha

Bytch my dad was a single father in my teenage years... get it right...

that nigga was a day late and a dolla short..

by that time ur mammy and aunties already did they damage. lol

Fuck you and the insecurities you have... lol ironically you talking about me and who raised me.. but nigga you fail to realize that my grandfather raised me till the day he died.. after that I had my aunts husband in the house when i stayed with them..

You just dont like the notion that I call you out on your bullshyt... most men who are womanizers and "Pimps" are insecure and are using outside forces to fill inside voids.. and you champion that type of shyt.. I bet if you truly look inside yourself your way of thinking is rooted in wanting to be accepted by a older male figure..

was about to click "ether"

but then i remembered im not a womanizer. lol

nigga im out here empowerin bitches! hahaha

You not empowering shyt..using another person is not empowering them...

are NFL players empowered when they're drafted??!

 

[damobb2deep]

Be yourself and fuck who dont like it..

u didnt grow up wit a father tho..

ur post are invalid sir..

no troll! haha

Bytch my dad was a single father in my teenage years... get it right...

that nigga was a day late and a dolla short..

by that time ur mammy and aunties already did they damage. lol

Fuck you and the insecurities you have... lol ironically you talking about me and who raised me.. but nigga you fail to realize that my grandfather raised me till the day he died.. after that I had my aunts husband in the house when i stayed with them..

You just dont like the notion that I call you out on your bullshyt... most men who are womanizers and "Pimps" are insecure and are using outside forces to fill inside voids.. and you champion that type of shyt.. I bet if you truly look inside yourself your way of thinking is rooted in wanting to be accepted by a older male figure..

was about to click "ether"

but then i remembered im not a womanizer. lol

nigga im out here empowerin bitches! hahaha

You not empowering shyt..using another person is not empowering them...

are NFL players empowered when they're drafted??!

They are being used as well...

 

[CapitalB]

Be yourself and fuck who dont like it..

u didnt grow up wit a father tho..

ur post are invalid sir..

no troll! haha

Bytch my dad was a single father in my teenage years... get it right...

that nigga was a day late and a dolla short..

by that time ur mammy and aunties already did they damage. lol

Fuck you and the insecurities you have... lol ironically you talking about me and who raised me.. but nigga you fail to realize that my grandfather raised me till the day he died.. after that I had my aunts husband in the house when i stayed with them..

You just dont like the notion that I call you out on your bullshyt... most men who are womanizers and "Pimps" are insecure and are using outside forces to fill inside voids.. and you champion that type of shyt.. I bet if you truly look inside yourself your way of thinking is rooted in wanting to be accepted by a older male figure..

was about to click "ether"

but then i remembered im not a womanizer. lol

nigga im out here empowerin bitches! hahaha

You not empowering shyt..using another person is not empowering them...

are NFL players empowered when they're drafted??!

They are being used as well...

but are they not empowered!?

are they not gettin out the hood and takin care of they family unlike before they got wit the NFL??

nice houses.. fancy cars.. fly wardrobes..

all thanks to the NFL..

let me guess..

them owners have daddy issues as well??

 

[damobb2deep]

Be yourself and fuck who dont like it..

u didnt grow up wit a father tho..

ur post are invalid sir..

no troll! haha

Bytch my dad was a single father in my teenage years... get it right...

that nigga was a day late and a dolla short..

by that time ur mammy and aunties already did they damage. lol

Fuck you and the insecurities you have... lol ironically you talking about me and who raised me.. but nigga you fail to realize that my grandfather raised me till the day he died.. after that I had my aunts husband in the house when i stayed with them..

You just dont like the notion that I call you out on your bullshyt... most men who are womanizers and "Pimps" are insecure and are using outside forces to fill inside voids.. and you champion that type of shyt.. I bet if you truly look inside yourself your way of thinking is rooted in wanting to be accepted by a older male figure..

was about to click "ether"

but then i remembered im not a womanizer. lol

nigga im out here empowerin bitches! hahaha

You not empowering shyt..using another person is not empowering them...

are NFL players empowered when they're drafted??!

They are being used as well...

but are they not empowered!?

are they not gettin out the hood and takin care of they family unlike before they got wit the NFL??

nice houses.. fancy cars.. fly wardrobes..

all thanks to the NFL..

let me guess..

them owners have daddy issues as well??

They are also out the league in 3 years on average... which means they only got their rookie contract... thats usually less than a million depending on the round you were drafted.. which mean they are broke a year or so after they get out..

Not to mention they significantly live shorter lives.. so yeah if you are past your prime at 25... out the league and struggling if thats worth it for you go ahead but nigga you still were used..

 

[dallas' 4 eva]

Man Mobb aint nobody put a gun to them niggas heads and made them sign them contracts, that's another thing my father taught me, don't make excuses for the actions and consequences of grown ass men, I aint got no sympathy for niggas who get paid a large lump sum of money and fuck it up, fuck them pathetic niggas.

 

[CapitalB]

all thats besides the point..

before they entered the draft they coupd barely feed themselves.. after gettin drafted and get into the league they are able to do everything they dreamed of..

thats empowerment son..

regardless of what they do with the opportunity they've been given..

now take u..

before u got a job u was broke could barely pay ur bills.. u get a job and ur STILL broke barely paying ur bills..

THAT MY CHILD.. is being used..

i dont fit that description..

bitches fuck wit me and their quality of life IMMEDIATELY takes a turn for the better. lol

 

[damobb2deep]

Man Mobb aint nobody put a gun to them niggas heads and made them sign them contracts, that's another thing my father taught me, don't make excuses for the actions and consequences of grown ass men, I aint got no sympathy for niggas who get paid a large lump sum of money and fuck it up, fuck them pathetic niggas.

I agree... but you cant say they were not used..

 

[damobb2deep]

all thats besides the point..

before they entered the draft they coupd barely feed themselves.. after gettin drafted and get into the league they are able to do everything they dreamed of..

thats empowerment son..

regardless of what they do with the opportunity they've been given..

now take u..

before u got a job u was broke could barely pay ur bills.. u get a job and ur STILL broke barely paying ur bills..

THAT MY CHILD.. is being used..

i dont fit that description..

bitches fuck wit me and their quality of life IMMEDIATELY takes a turn for the better. lol

You are still using them because you will drop them for another just as quick... you like bytches to depend on you... which is a insecurity in itself..

 

[dallas' 4 eva]

Man Mobb aint nobody put a gun to them niggas heads and made them sign them contracts, that's another thing my father taught me, don't make excuses for the actions and consequences of grown ass men, I aint got no sympathy for niggas who get paid a large lump sum of money and fuck it up, fuck them pathetic niggas.

I agree... but you cant say they were not used..

How were they being used? Explain this logic to me how they were being used?

 

[CapitalB]

all thats besides the point..

before they entered the draft they coupd barely feed themselves.. after gettin drafted and get into the league they are able to do everything they dreamed of..

thats empowerment son..

regardless of what they do with the opportunity they've been given..

now take u..

before u got a job u was broke could barely pay ur bills.. u get a job and ur STILL broke barely paying ur bills..

THAT MY CHILD.. is being used..

i dont fit that description..

bitches fuck wit me and their quality of life IMMEDIATELY takes a turn for the better. lol

You are still using them because you will drop them for another just as quick... you like bytches to depend on you... which is a insecurity in itself..

not true.. and not true..

shows what u know.

not go watch lifetime or somethin sissy ass nigga..

 

[damobb2deep]

Man Mobb aint nobody put a gun to them niggas heads and made them sign them contracts, that's another thing my father taught me, don't make excuses for the actions and consequences of grown ass men, I aint got no sympathy for niggas who get paid a large lump sum of money and fuck it up, fuck them pathetic niggas.

I agree... but you cant say they were not used..

How were they being used? Explain this logic to me how they were being used?

Just because you throw a person a couple hundred thousand dollars over 3 years dont mean the shyt even.. because those men have the bodies of old men while they are in their 40's... getting injuries is a guarantee.. plus you have to fucking earn the money they give you in the contract because they will short you if they get the chance..

And when you are no use to them you done and they move on to the next... you are then used..

 

[damobb2deep]

all thats besides the point..

before they entered the draft they coupd barely feed themselves.. after gettin drafted and get into the league they are able to do everything they dreamed of..

thats empowerment son..

regardless of what they do with the opportunity they've been given..

now take u..

before u got a job u was broke could barely pay ur bills.. u get a job and ur STILL broke barely paying ur bills..

THAT MY CHILD.. is being used..

i dont fit that description..

bitches fuck wit me and their quality of life IMMEDIATELY takes a turn for the better. lol

You are still using them because you will drop them for another just as quick... you like bytches to depend on you... which is a insecurity in itself..

not true.. and not true..

shows what u know.

not go watch lifetime or somethin sissy ass nigga..

Ya pappy... unhappy ass nigga..

 

[CashmoneyDux]

Sion's 2016 Tips for Grown men (some of yall might remember when I posted this a while back)

-For cologne: Versace Eros, fuck Swiss Army, fuck Axe fuck whatever local shit you niggas is wearing. Invest in Prada, Cartier, Jean Paul Gaultier, Versace, Burberry those are fucking colognes, SMELL like a man leave the pharmacy shit alone.

-Go invest in furniture niggas SMMFH, I know niggas is still young but still, my little bros have friends like that, they got an apartment but furniture/bedsheets all mismatch n shit and they wonder why they cant keep a woman.

-Learn how to cook and take care of yourselves b/c these 2016 broads wont or don't know how. No fuckin fast food, dead that shit SMMFH show a woman why you better than all the other niggas. Cooking is not hard and after age 16 yall should have learned by now. Chicken is not hard to make (remember ppl look like how they eat).

- work out and get in/stay in shape, niggas got the Wale posture and getting mad the Rosa Acosta types wont give them the time of day or accept their friend request/follow them on IG SMMFH. In the words of the late great Chad Butler "top notch hoes get the most not the lesser, trash like to fuck fo 40 dollas in da club".

-Leave the ciroc alone and save money investing in cheaper drinks (and when u go out to the bars stick to one drink SMMFH, niggas drink themselves fuckin stupid and broke). Invest in some wine, if you're on a budget get to know your local liquor store and try to find something more within your budget (I'll post some later). Don't forget to cop olives and cheese too. If you can cook a good fish too you're gold. - it's light and real healthy.

-Make a woman feel like a woman, take her out to do new shit, dinner and movie can come after yall settle in and are cool but never in the early stages IMO. Take your girl to the gun range, strip club, bondage/BDSM shows, the opera theatre, boxing match, festivals (especially food and cultural festivals), soccer game (basketball is played and women dont watch football American women might be the exception tho, Im tellin u the feel of a soccer crowd is just diff't take her to a soccer game), go dancing, shit you'd even do better just having a simple car ride and talking there's so much more you could do.

-Know the difference between a yamp and a good woman, a yamp not gonna understand the above, but a good woman will. If you're a female and reading this and you've never experienced any of the above then you know which of the two categories you fall into.

-Got dayum niggas groom yourselves, shave, keep your lineup right, BATHE. Know how to dress, know when to be relaxed and when to switch it up. On a Sunday yo ass shouldn't be dipped in ya best suit unless you going to church or something, thats a day of relaxa.... - you niggas get it SMMFH

- Don't bother with nightclubs go to lounges, R&B, Jazz lounges have the prettiest women. Stay at the bar that's where all the hot girls are. And for you strip club niggas, stop trying to fuck the strippers they've heard it all before, go for the bartenders and waitresses - that's where the good pussy is.

-Invest in some suits and tailored clothing, invest in some watches, look respectable. I think its a generational thing but these new niggas dress like clowns niggas rockin leather pants and shit SMMFH. Entertainers can do that cuz its a music video - you can't. You can't wear jays everywhere get yourselves a good boot or wingtips SMMFH. And you dress shirt cats need to invest in a shirt stay, costs $10 but makes sure your shirt don't look sloppy. Military niggas know what I'm talkin about.

-Make a woman feel at home & relaxed SMMFH, use incenses every few days to create an aroma, women pay attention to detail

-If you're over the age of 25 no if you over the age of 19 you should not have fucking posters on your walls SMMFH, you need paintings.

-Hide the 360 and bring out the Wii or PS3 (you'll thank me later)

-Dont talk so much, less is more niggas - know that - less is more, get her to talk, learn her, build slang with her, put details into your math and think ahead

-Keep the car clean and SMELLING clean SMMFH

-This shouldn't even be on here but niggas these days cease to amaze me SMMFH, invest in some books, the weirdest shit to me is a living room with no book shelves or nothing.

- Discipline your finances - how many of you believe you'd be further along or richer today if you were more disciplined ? I say that to say, over 21 you should be trying to save whatever money you can so you live better tomorrow. You don't need to make a lot of money to save money, but you need to discipline how you spend so you can save money not buying frivolous things or eating out all the time.

-Never let a woman see you stingy, some chicks you have to be willing to spend money, doesn't even have to be on nothing major like for ex. if you on a date at a restaurant and you wasting 5-10 minutes over who's gonna pay the bill or waiting on her to pay her own, nigga just pack up go home and forget about it, she'll never respect you SMMFH. Be a man and take charge, it's really not tricking if you got it, hell it's not tricking at all, it's called being "courteous" and "chivalrous". Buying a bitch a new TV when you've only know her for 3 weeks is tricking, picking up the tab is NOT.

And remember...... Finding the right woman is also about being the right you, get outside yourselves..... follow these rules and you'll have panties falling, bitches pouring out their hearts to you and women bending over backwards (and frontwards) for you.

Yo mods give this post more GOATs

 

[dallas' 4 eva]

Man Mobb aint nobody put a gun to them niggas heads and made them sign them contracts, that's another thing my father taught me, don't make excuses for the actions and consequences of grown ass men, I aint got no sympathy for niggas who get paid a large lump sum of money and fuck it up, fuck them pathetic niggas.

I agree... but you cant say they were not used..

How were they being used? Explain this logic to me how they were being used?

Just because you throw a person a couple hundred thousand dollars over 3 years dont mean the shyt even.. because those men have the bodies of old men while they are in their 40's... getting injuries is a guarantee.. plus you have to fucking earn the money they give you in the contract because they will short you if they get the chance..

And when you are no use to them you done and they move on to the next... you are then used..

But at the end of the day, they WILLINGLY SIGNED THE CONTRACT, all of that was WRITTEN IN THE CONTRACT. They KNEW THAT SHIT WAS COMING. Seriously that sounds like some victim shit bruh.